Real simple. Show him you can decide if he breathes. Get in on him and chop him right at the spot his throat meets his collar bone with a back hand. Make him choke on his words a bit. When he struggles to catch his breath just tell him... next one is higher and you might not recover so say uncle while u you can still talk... he'll say it.
Lmao and what if i miss or something?
You only need to connect with about as much power as you use to biff someone in the back of the head but connect with the side of the hand just in front of the wrist. It will make his wind pipe flex and construct. He's expecting girl fight so his guard won't be right. Find the opportunity. You miss? Blast him in his bread basket while he's distracted. And if your upper body can't get in to do it... just step on his knee like you would stepping up a step ladder. His leg will go out. He'll fall. Then wrap your legs around his chest and squeeze hard while he's in a head lock. That is a submission move called a constrictor. He will tap so he can breathe.
Pepper spray to the eyes, strong kick to the balls followed by fingers in the eyes... Game over..
holy shit if i could land a kick like that one all my problems would be solved! poor guy hahahahaha
Once he is crying from the pepper spray you will, you could always rub onions in his eyes.. A taser maybe?
literally the only thing you listed that i have access to is onions
You could also spice up his lunch with some really stron laxative 30 min before the fight so it will seem like he chickened out xD
Pepper spray you can order online its quite inexpensive.
where did you find that first pic? is it real or staged?
Looks real.. Google Images after typing "Nut Shot"
oh wow haha i cannot fight like that girl trust me
I’ve tried this method and it worked lol. Hit him a couple times, then get him to chase you. Once you’re in a straight line (running of course) let him catch up to you then drop dead into a ball position. •MAKE SURE he's CLOSE ENOUGH• Then he’ll trip, then stand up quickly and kick him straight in the balls 💯💔
Holy shit, so trip him and then sack him?
Yea, until he says Uncle or he surrenders (after the first hit he should surrender but if he doesn’t, keep it coming)
I’ve tried that exact same method but against a girl. The vagina kick is devastating and most can only take one hit, but guys are different. They often can take multiple
Kick him on the shin, punch him in the gut, and when the wind is knocked out of him, pin him on the ground in a hold by lifting his arm back in a way where you could break it with any sudden move. The gut is an easy and huge opportunity, while the shin is a painful distraction.
Hahaha omg so detailed!
Have you done his?
I was in tae kwon do growing up and had family in the military. When you're a queer woman of color, you use what resources you have to make sure you're not defenseless 😊
You seem experienced. What do you think of the "kick him in the balls" idea?
You’re 29 and still in school? You’re planning on fighting a guy at 29 years old? Okieeee
Im 15 lol
Ugh it says you’re 29
I know it does. Im telling you im actually 15 though, i lied when i made my profile.
Why’d you lie?
I dont remember, but i haven't taken time to change it. I'm so fucking sorry...
I don’t forgive you
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Protect your face and ribs , you must target his sensitive spots , knee , neck, nose and dick. Try to make your forearm position perpendicular to the object you hit ( aka 90 degrees ) if he holds your both hands you kneel and rise with a power and hit his Jasmine with the top of your forehead and good luck tbh I'd pay to watch this
No head shots!!!
Do you know anyone on the wrestling team? That's your best bet. Dick or not you need to know how to control his body and center of gravity. Either that or kick him in the balls.
That won't work. He'll just cry Mama
We dont have a wrestling time. Would a nutshot really work
Would it work. Why do you think a kick in the balls is so cliche. Because the only thing you can easily attack on a man that will cause more pain is the eyeballs
I've just only seen it in movies, it seems like itd be hard to get a clean shot
Piece of cake. Fortunately you don't know where I live so y can't practice on me. Get reasonably close and raise your knee.
Gettin close might be tough.
You are fighting right? Is this a battle of words?
You don't really need a guy for this. Better that you don't in fact. Find someone about his height and see how close you need to get.
Fights just a bit farther apart usually use fists. You want to avoid that. You can grab his neck and pull him close enough. You'll figure it out.
Maybe ill just latch onto him and aim for balls til he quits 😂
That should do it. Get a practice partner just so you can practice keeping him close enough to find the soft spot with your knee.
Okay...
Wanna help me practice? 🙃🙃
Well only under certain circumstances. Actually I have learned to tolerate that pain a bit. I play a lot of soccer and there have been enough occasions. Normally, the trick is to bend over slightly. The impact of the ball strikes the thighs and stomach but that doesn't always happen. Normally I try to play long enough so I can suffer in peace while the game goes somewhere else.
Hahaha okay so just bend forward and... I KNEE YOU! 😂
Let me know when practice starts.
Message me. I wrestle and can show you to a few places that will almost guarantee a win
use his own force against him, when he punches deflect with your forearm and turn your cheek in the opposite direction to deflect, keep your arms up in front of your face for defence, keep knees bent and back straight, and consider staying on the defensive like Muhammad Ali and wait to strike til he tires himself out
what school do u goto at 29 and where im from its illegal to hit minors so u already lost also dont fight that just causes more problems and u should know this by god damm 29 u child
Obviously im not actually 29. Im 15 fyi.
Because i put the wrong age when i made my account. Not everything on a person's profile is necessarily true...
Best way to not lose a fight is to not have one.
Be honest, you don't want to win, you want to make sure you don't lose.
Think outside the box... tell him you'll suck him off if he lets you win. Then, after you win, just walk away. Sucker!
Just pay the $20 instead of fighting... fighting for stupid reasons are dumb.
Kick him in the balls.
Hahaha have ou done that before? I haven't. Does it really qork?
So youve seen this happen irl?
What happened exactly? I dont know how id get a clean shot tbh
During the night?
Don’t forget that a kick in the vagina will bring any woman to her knees as well. A single hit to your groin will make you go down.
He’s a guy. You’re unlikely to win. He sounds like a dick but he’s right, just avoid the fight.
Men are much stronger, so I would suggest kicking him in balls and then running
That’s unless he’s like proper weak and skinny
Im small but im not weak. Just cause he's a boy doesn't mean shit. But ill still probably crack his nuts.
In that case knee and elbow him in the gut
Mmmmmmmm... you’re 29
does he have hair with any length to it? message me don't want to broadcast
Easy. Mouth guard.
Its like brass knuckles but you playing defense.
Without head shots the outcome you desire seems minisule. But best of luck!
I know this is old haha. But did you win? Did you lose?
Why did you bet? Do you really think you’ll win? If you do win, it’s because he let you.
You sounds kinda sexist..
You mean, “biologist?”
So literally no woman could beat you?
I didn’t say that. But, going my statistics and odds, I feel like I can physically overpower every woman that I meet in my life. Unless the woman is a trained fighter and naturally has more testosterone than other females her age...
It’s just biology
Lmfao clearly you dont know much about statistics. Men are gernerally more strong, but there's so much variance that if you pick a random boy and girl the girl could easily be stronger. Not to mention strength is only one aspect of a fight.
Statistically speaking, pick 10 random men and 10 random women. If they fought, who’d win? How about 100 random men and 100 random women? On average, the majority of men can overpower the majority of women. If you want to still fight this man, go ahead.
Its 1v1, not 10v10 or 100v100 so those examples aren't particularly relevent.
I wish i could beat you instead ffs.
I’m just explain why I used the word “statistics.” Either way, if you and me fought, I could flick your forehead and you’ll probably be “owww, owwie!” LMFAO
Holy shit you dumbass. I wish you were here so i could kick you in the balls.
If you could reach “SHORTandangry.” LMFAO
Okay, if you're betting your manhood on my height, ill take you up on that 😂😂😂
You just got owned little lady lol
Lmfao we'll see if you still think that when you're on the ground crying and im laughing hard af
You can always dream...
I'm just surprised he even agreed to this.
Why?
Because I dont understand why a guy would even want to fight a girl, even if you are stronger in the end, its a shitty way to prove ones strength. I'm just not a fighting person lol.
I mean, he also physically picks on me, pushing me around and shit. I told him I'd kick his ass, he was all "try" and it escalated from there
Don;t fight for money
You're still in highschool at age 29?
im 15 and you're like the 5th person to point out my profile is wrong. i'm trying to fix it.
Are you guys the same size?
he's like 3 inches taller
What about weight?
How old are you guys?
Im 15 he's 16 and im 110lbs he's probably 150lbs but thats just a guess
The 3 inches height difference doesn’t matter that much. The 40 lbs difference definitely does though. You have no chance.
What if i land a good nutshot?
That’s kinda cheap, it’ll hurt, but you’re still gonna lose
Hahaha its the advice half the people are givin me 😂😂
Everyone else says id win if i did that
Use pepper spray and a electrical gun.
Lmfao i dont think itd be fair to bring literal weapons hahahaha
Lmfao you have no chill 😂 i like it
Fifteen
Knee him in the balls
Kick him in the nuts a lot
Hahaha how tnough? Youd just let a girl do that?
And what if i miss?
Boot him in the balls
Does that really work?
Tell him you'll suck his dick if he lets you win.
Um no.
You don't have to do it. Once you win you can just say it was misdirection and not against the rules.
On a serious note if he's significantly larger than you just get in close and use your elbows. Odds are he won't make a real effort to hurt you so just don't give in and you'll not lose if not win.
Probably judo
oh good idea just gimme a minute to learn..
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