How can I win this fight?

Question

This guy at my school bet me $20 that i couldnt beat him in a fight because im a girl.

he's a dick and i wanna prove him wrong.

We agreed the rules are that you have to make the other person say uncle and no head shots.

I need help! Ill never live it down if i dont win hahaha

hellionthesagereborn · Accepted Answer

You won't win in a fight with a guy, and you shouldn't try because clearly this is not going to end well for you (his bones are denser, his muscles denser and bigger, his skin thicker all of which are going to make him far more resilient. Plus he is almsot certainly heavier which means more momentum and thus more force behind a punch). So I do not recommend this at all. That said their is one place you can hit, if your accurate enough and strong enough (you would have to be able to hit harder then the average strength of a man, but even below that you might be able to do enough damage). If you aim for the liver, which hangs down just below the ribs on the right side of his body with an upward strike that connects just under the ribs and pushes behind them you can cause the liver to compress and it will, kind of like jello, ripple out towards the center of the body hitting the Vagus nerve (longest cranial nerve in the body) which will cause his heart rate to drop and his blood vessels to dilate resulting in a sudden drop in blood pressure that would cause his body to automatically drop to the ground (to get horizontal to reestablish proper blood flow), not to mention quite a bit of pain. However it has to be a pretty precise shot, right at the lowest part of the ribcage. Or you could go for the solar plexus right below the sternum though that could be dangerous because of a small bone that juts down from it could potentially break off and do damage to the diaghram. However hitting under the sternum but above the abdomen with a quick burst strike will cause essentially a Charlie horse or cramp in the diaghram which is the muscle that contracts to pull in air into the lungs causing the person to be unable to effectively draw breath for a short time (plus it hurts like hell).(its not dangerous, I've been hit their a couple of times, its unpleasant but you recover after about 30 seconds). Standard first attack is usually the right haymaker/hook. Unless he is left handed in which case they are more likely to open with a left haymaker. Though the key is to actually step into, not away from a punch as the further the fist travels the more speed and thus more force it generates so getting in close would be preferable to jumping back only to put yourself at a distance which maximizes the force he can generate in a punch. Being able to guess what his opening move will be is the most effective thing you can do. If you don't have muscle, you have to fight smart.

Goochbreaker · Accepted Answer

everyone in the comments is fucked. It's a schoolyard fight for 20 bucks, don't fucking dislocate joints and aim for organs you crazy motherfuckers. Do you weigh more than him? If not, that combined with the fact that you're a girl means you are fucked, the only way you will win is if he goes easy on you. My only advice is try to get him to underestimate you, look like you don't know shit, then suddenly go 100% and maybe you can get him in a headlock or something. Have you ever fought before? Guys grow up playfighting with friends so they know what to do, do you have any experience whatsoever?

MaddyMax · Accepted Answer

Being a male can give you some advantages in a fight such as strength in most situations. Assuming since you've asked this question you either are slim or average or you don't know how to fight. My advice is either knee him in the nuts, elbow to the ear, pull his hair and punch him in the nose, or just don't fight him. That's always a choice. lol

White_Widow · Accepted Answer

Omg... what did you get yourself into lol..
Next time be mature enough not to take on these kind of challenges.
But for now, try to get him out of balance, use his own weight against him. Then it shouldn't be to hard to get him to the ground.

RedRobin · Accepted Answer

I'm a little confused, are you literally having a fist fight? Or is it a battle of words and you just have to make him say 'uncle'

Danielle93 · Accepted Answer

If you're short or an average Jane like most of us without any fighting skills, don't even try.

kenworth · Answer

As the one guy said staying close will reduce the effectiveness of the force he can deliever with a punch. There is one thing you can also do if your in really clise but just slightly off center of him (slightly to one side) you cna take one of your feet and do a hard stomp kick to the outside of his leg right below his knee. It's a downward kick and slightly inward. This will dislocate his knee. Very pai full and also will drop him to the ground not being able to stand

Kreneman · Answer

Don't do it because it really is not worth it and the thought of him wanting to fight you shows that he does not have respect for girls. Even if you win it proves nothing. Unless he was coming after you and you had no choice that is a big difference because there is nothing wrong by defending yourself.

Maxemeister · Answer

Uh he was a dick in saying that but technically he's right. Plus if he challenged you that means he's confident meaning he would never live it down if he lost as well. It would be optimal to go for his weak spot: The balls. What idiot dude would never specify that as a rule?

Otherwise you're toast. You'd have to be a fairly athletic girl and he a skinny, preferably short dude. Also your name suggests you're short which doesn't work to your advantage at all.

MajorEasy · Answer

You better practise not living it down...

Unless he purposely allow you to win (since he's a dick so I'm guessing he won't...) You have no chance of winning this bet...

I think you underestimate a guy's aggression when put in fight mode...

genericname85 · Answer

you're 29. you should be smart enough to not pick fights you can't win. if you have no fighting experience and are weaker than him, then what the fuck were you thinking? xD

andreasderjuengere · Answer

The only way to win as far as I can see: Find his tickly spot and torture him. Only way out would be to say the word. Realistically, I think, you lost 20$ already now.

dropkicknj13 · Answer

Use your womanly charms to convince a bigger guy to fight for you, totally counts lol

InfiniteGray · Answer

Confuse him with unpredictable movement and then kick him in the nuts a few times and you're the winner.

WhoDatGuy · Answer

Unless you are stronger or have fighting experience then you are a total idiot. Having a vagina doesn't mean you will win.

happygirlrachel · Answer

I don't think u should fight bc y might get in to ruble

jakeofalltrades · Answer

the obvious answer is kick him in the nuts a few times, that should work

Anonymous · Answer

how many girl accounts are u going to make to post about your ballbusting fetish? lol. You're a sick dude.

Sabretooth · Answer

don't-he's just being stupid... don't waste our time.

doodleblob · Answer

Kick him in the balls and you'll win easy

englisc · Answer

You're probably not gonna win.

opurba · Answer

Buy a candy n eat it.

Ronin82 · Answer

Sounds like he's flirtting with you.

DDCool · Answer

I'll cover your losses

Revolver_ · Answer

Just poison him before the fight

Anonymous · Answer

Put his dick in your asshole and you Will win

CT_CD · Answer

You can't

Anonymous · Answer

Bring a taser

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