So, __ _____ walk (s) into a bar. What happens next?

[CheerGirl38139]

What's your best "walks into a bar" joke?

Google = Cheating

[llorando]

Guy walks in to a bar, says hey Joe how about fixing me up with some beer whiskey, my son just came home from college today and I found out he's gay, Joe says man that's ashame and fixes him with with the beer and whiskey.

Two weeks later, the guy walks into the bar, says hey Joe how about fixing me up with some beer and whiskey, Joe says what's the matter this time, the man replies well my other son came home from college and I found out he's gay, Joe says man that's ashame and fixes him up with the beer and whiskey

Three weeks later the man comes bursting into the bar yelling give every thing you got, Joe says, well hell doesn't anyone in your family like women, the man replies, yea I just found out my wife does.

[Waffles731]

A Seal Walks into a bar, the Bartender Asks, 'what can I get you.' The seal responds, 'anything but a Canadian club.'
Dark as hell I know

[CheerGirl38139]

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[AthleticMom]

Giraffe & guy often visit bar & grill, he orders, giraffe orders same things and never argue.
Bar keeper finally asks what the deal with the giraffe?

I always wanted a tall blonde that always agrees with me.

[dragonfly6516]

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"

[Anonymous]

An elf walks into a bar. A hobbit walks right under it.

[Chaz269]

Two guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the second guy would have seen it coming!

[CheerGirl38139]

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[yeahyeah26]

Helen Keller walks into a bar... then a table... then a chair...

[CheerGirl38139]

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[yeahyeah26]

That's a clean hilarious joke

[CheerGirl38139]

I upvoted ya.

[yeahyeah26]

Thanks I just wasn't sure about the Gilligan's island gif

[CheerGirl38139]

I thought it was just OK

[yeahyeah26]

You have to admit it has a different punch line than all the other jokes like this... that's why I like it... cause it's different

[BrianMerritt]

A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here!"

Also, this:

https://youtu.be/moAZ3AsyhLU

[Shaft50]

A grasshopper goes into a bar, jumps up onto the counter and orders a beer. The bartender turns and says excitedly, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "What? Kevin?"

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...

[CheerGirl38139]

google = cheating

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

Naw, I already knew that one

[Merc1994]

Cowbow walks into a bar/saloon. He saw a guy sitting in the corner with two ladies. He takes a gun, shota him and approaches to the ladies and says: Why are two pretty ladies sitting alone over here?

[CheerGirl38139]

That sounds like a Quinton Terrintino movie scene.

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[AlexEfron]

So, a guy walks into a bar... Quite literally - walks into a bar

[Red_Arrow]

Did you hear about the magician who was walking down the street and turned into a bar?

[ksoma]

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Yeah, that is my best one.

[Philyouup]

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says, why the long face.

[dolemite68]

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a gay guy walk into an Irish bar and the bartender says get the fuck out 😂😂

[Tim-loves-it]

Pastor, Cardinal and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

[Marcoispan]

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"

[gbmlevin]

I hate bars, I like meeting my women at work. Can learn about them more before I ask.

[TheBigGiantHead900]

Two irish guys walk out of a bar
... it could happen

[sexcrazy123]

a horse walks into the bar. the bar tender looks at him and asks, :'why the long face?"

[jjjulez27]

so helen keller walks into a bar... then a table

[Anonymous]

a feminist walks into a bar, demands the bar be lowered so she can pass easier

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Winner, lol

[LegateLanius]

So, an Italian, an African American, a Hispanic man and a British guy walk into a bar. There is a cultural exchange and witty commentary from the bar tender.

[CheerGirl38139]

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[LegateLanius]

thanks bro

[KnickKnack]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

[SkittleMayn]

That's a good one, where did you find it?

[CheerGirl38139]

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I just posted that one in the question.

[KnickKnack]

I literally did not read the picture hahah