You enter the pub. What do you order?

[SabinaV]

[DeeDeeDeVour]

If they don't frown upon it, I'd rather avoid beers since I get uncomfortably bloated by 'em.

If they serve Margaritas, I'll take a Cadillac Margarita (aged reposado or extra aged anejo) on the rocks with salt on one half and tajin on the other half of the rim.

If not, lemme have a glass with a double shot of single malt Scotch Whisky that's at least 18 years old with either a single large ice sphere or single large ice cube.

[dustybiker2]

I would ask the bartender what he recommends.

[Cormac995]

Depends. I might get a nice whiskey if I have money but is my wallet is tight, I'll settle for Jack or rotgut.

[DryGermanGuy]

Probably an apple spritzer, maybe a pilsner or wheat beer.

[Lliam]

A pint of porter/stout.

[Sonorous]

I order everyone's next drink to be on me! 🍻

then I excuse myself to the bathroom & sneak out of the window

[Caroline91]

@Sonorous Put it on your tab, huh? I wonder what kind of little boy you were!

[Sonorous]

@Caroline91 I was the type of kid to just randomly stand at my siblings door like
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[Caroline91]

@Sonorous I used a flashlight under my chin. lol But I had to change my ways bc even though I thought of and organized all kinds of trouble, I never got blamed for it. No one would believe I would do "something like that" and my brother and friends all got blamed instead. Heck, they would gladly take the blame for me. So I had to shape up long before I shipped out! 🙃

[Sonorous]

@Caroline91 I must have stopped when I got tired of getting curb stomped by the both of them

[Caroline91]

@Sonorous A wise man.

[Sonorous]

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[Maybe_Maybe_not]

A coffee, old wood, chatter, but most importantly:

Loreena McKennitt, set louder than chatter please:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/T4an5s9GQsc

[OneViewpoint]

Non alcoholic beer to start. Then maybe a glass of red wine with a meal. If it's hot outside maybe a Bombay Sapphire and tonic. If it's cold outside, maybe a Manhattan with Woodford Reserve Bourbon.

[HungTexan]

Depending on the pub, a nice bitter or a stout.

[Jhoward]

Tall glass of tap beer and a double shot of Jim Beam on ice.

[HawkPerception]

Any IPA they have available. If I'm hungry, I always get nachos to share with a buddy or I go for burger.

[Dongie]

Imported ale?

[HawkPerception]

Indian Pale Ale

India Pale Ale (IPA) originated in England in the 18th century. It was created to be exported to India, where it was too hot to brew. The beer was originally called "October Ale".

How it was created

George Hodgson of London's Bow Brewery is generally credited with inventing the first IPA.

Hodgson brewed a strong, heavily hopped beer to preserve it during the long journey to India.

The beer gradually became paler and more refreshing to suit the Indian climate.

Why it's called IPA

The beer was originally called "Pale Ale prepared for India" and wasn't shortened to "India Pale Ale" until the 19th century.

The first record of the name comes from a 1829 newspaper ad in Australia.

How it's popular today

IPA has since regained significant popularity, and is associated with craft beer.

IPAs are often highly hopped (more than 40 IBU and commonly over 60 IBU).

IPAs are bitter and on the hoppier side. They have floral, earthy, citrusy, piney, and fruity flavor notes.

[Dongie]

thanks. I saw a few others referencing it. I wonder if I could get some here in northeast Texas?

[HawkPerception]

You probably could. If you like bitter beer, you'll love it. It's my fav

[Dongie]

My town has 2 liquor stores. Hah!

[ohsheeT]

I'm gonna have to save beer.
And depending on what type of pub. Would determine the type of beer that I would order

[northerngal]

I would esquire about which local ales are available and order one that sounds interesting... support local!

[MicahRaine]

Something not alcoholic that has bubbles lol

[Abbycado]

Well, not old enough to go to a bar/pub, but if I was, vodka and tonic with lime.

[jamesgoldman]

You are in England

[Abbycado]

@jamesgoldman no I’m not

[jamesgoldman]

I'll rephrase, in England you would be old enough

[AviatorTom]

Depends what I'm in the mood for. I might order a beer, a Moscow Mule or a Rum and Coke. Or maybe a specialty drink the bartender suggests.

[MikeTheBartender]

Patron, and club, splash of pineapple twist of lime. And if he doesn't make it good I'll show him how it's done!

[Coden7]

I’m probably driving. So a glass of Ice Water for me. Or a Dr. Pepper if they have it

[jamesgoldman]

Depends on what's available

I'd probably get a double scotch but if they have decent vodka then double rocks

If I want somethung long I'd probably opt for a cognac and coke

[Nikki1989]

A top shelf beer probably, so nothing American, obviously.

[Notherndude84]

Good call.

Watered down piss Americans call beer 🤢

[RavVid]

A pint of my mass produced stock standard Carlton draught.

[Ladsin2]

Shot of well whiskey and a beer. Light beer if I'm going to be drinking with friends all night. Stout if I'm just having a few at breakfast or something.

[MaxW1]

Water cause i don't drink but i was forced to enter the pub

[Phoenix98]

Beer and whiskey fairly stereotypical for people like me.

[TheSpaceGnome]

Hotwings, pizza, fries, onion rings, and ice water.

[Notherndude84]

Gin and tonic
Scotch and soda
Wine
One of those 3 would be my choice

[SmileyLady]

A chicken schnitzel with chips, a rump steak, or some grilled fish.

[Kingofkings1992]

I would be asking myself, “how in the world did I end up in here?”

[robocop666]

I listen to music and socialise. I hope pretty women are interested in me.

[Professor-college]

I would get some nice chicken wings with a pint of light beer

[Dkwtd]

İ don't like this kind of places and I don't consume alcohol fortunately👍

[WhitneySnow]

Fish and chips

[Caroline91]

Grapefruit juice... on the rocks

[FreyaRed]

Whisky

[molonski2]

Gin Soda and lemon.

[NathanDavis]

I'll have what she's having...

[4ngelic]

dirty shirley or coca whiskey

[naartjie]

An Uber because I don’t drink nor do I go out.

[Finchie40]

Whatever IPA’s they have on tap

[On_cloud_wine]

Hot apple cider and a Rueben

[Flower7]

Screwdriver with extra vodka.

[moneymagnet24]

Good next time when you go ping me we will go together I will pay.

[ryanrhino]

Stout or Porter

[Purpleronnie]

A wheat beer with a bourbon on the side

[Dargil]

Guinness and a bucket of peanuts.

[RingOfFire]

Real men order beer! 👍

[call_me_scar]

A margarita, or some whiskey with coke

[Pet68]

A pizza of course! :P

[TacosRAwesome]

Ginger beer or coke.

[Staximus]

A shot of cheap bourbon and a cheap beer

[TonyMetal___86]

I don't go to pubs and i don't drink alcohol

[Dongie]

Tony, Tony, Tony!

[TonyMetal___86]

@Dongie hello friend 🙂

[Dongie]

Hello! 🙂

[Pterodon]

A draft beer or ale

[Uglygaypoorcoward94]

I dont go to pubs

[seeyounexttuesday]

Where’s the pub?

[scott04sa22]

A Cheeseburgers with fries

[Pete671]

A taxi to get away from it,,,

[Simslover92]

Tequila sunrise

[Crazzyyworld]

sherley temple

[nawtee_me]

St. Pauli Girl

[bananathunder]

A good beer. Depends on what's on tap...

[DishLady]

Jameson neat.

[CubaPirate]

A pint of Tetleys bitter

[Priya99999]

Dry and honey flavoured

[Thecubs22]

Just a regular beer 🍺. I'm not picky

[CupOfCoffee1991]

Espresso Martini.