What is your definition of a manly man?

[Swaggirl1]

A man with big huge... hmm... ya know can long stroke ya 🤤

Big muscles with hairy chest

Lumberjack beard is manly

CauseNeffect is manly

Baby hands on a man is manly

Guys who play with Bratz dolls are manly

Lesbians are manly

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

Copy and pasted from a debate I had last night: big muscles, big butt, big dick, tattoos, more hair, veins poppin, dirty looking fuckers that look like they want to teach me a lesson

[Swaggirl1]

Momma likey

[SwoleCook]

I wanna teach you a lesson

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

@SwoleCook ok, go for it... I’m listening

[SwoleCook]

its gonna be a hard lesson. If you gnomsayin

[Swaggirl1]

@SwoleCook very doubtful

[SwoleCook]

What would you know?

[SwoleCook]

I pack serious heat in my trousers

[Swaggirl1]

@SwoleCook I didn't know Vienna sausages are spicy?

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

Dayumm swole got burnt

[SwoleCook]

Vienna whut

[SwoleCook]

Stop cock blocking me bro. I’m tryna get sum

[Swaggirl1]

@SwoleCook oh sorry

[SwoleCook]

It’s okay. Now make me a sandwich and bring me a beer.

[Swaggirl1]

@SwoleCook I will shit in ur sandwich

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

@SwoleCook umm excuse me teacher? I haven’t learnt nothing here. I think I’m dropping the class.

[Swaggirl1]

@PM_ME_PUPPERS he never had anything to teach

[SwoleCook]

You can’t drop the class because I already kicked you out. In fact I never let you in it in the first place.

[SwoleCook]

Keep the shit don’t hold back on the mayo.

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

@SwoleCook well I’m gonna need my money back. Thanks.

[SwoleCook]

What money? Finders keepers

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

@SwoleCook you’re a real piece of work. A tiny one.

[SwoleCook]

In a good or bad way?

[SwoleCook]

Wait. I just remembered. I don’t care.

[Swaggirl1]

Oh so tiny

[SwoleCook]

Lmao. Yeah. Right.

[SwoleCook]

Bye losers.

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

@SwoleCook bye wiener

[Pauliho]

my man @SwoleCook is 6'6 ladies.

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

@Pauliho um sorry, must be at least 7 to get on my ride

[Swaggirl1]

Me too

[PM_ME_PUPPERS]

Thanks!

[Swaggirl1]

Ur welcome

[ShesAmerican]

I’m the girl with the beanie

[Swaggirl1]

But even sexier

[ShesAmerican]

You’re the one with the flower crown and sexier

[Swaggirl1]

Oh yes she is sexy. But u the sexiest

[ShesAmerican]

No you

[Swaggirl1]

We some sexy ass bitches

[ShesAmerican]

We really are sexy bitches boo

[Swaggirl1]

Yeah we gonna hurt someone with all that sexiness

[ShesAmerican]

U kill everybody with ur beauty

[Swaggirl1]

Get over here and get some of this sexiness

[ShesAmerican]

Oh I will, imma attack you like a tiger

[Swaggirl1]

Oh yes. I'm all urs.

[ShesAmerican]

Come here my little cub

[Swaggirl1]

Lick me clean momma

[ShesAmerican]

Oh I will bbg

[Swaggirl1]

... mmmm...😌

[MisterSir]

Lesbians are manly

[Swaggirl1]

U r correct again

[MisterSir]

thank you, i will become a lesbian

[Swaggirl1]

Ur welcome and u will make a sexy lesbian

[MisterSir]

thanks for thinking i will make a sexy lesbian

[Swaggirl1]

Ur welcome

[ThePundertaker]

Huge cawk

[Swaggirl1]

Yay..

[ThePundertaker]

You’re welcome

[HereIbe]

First, the manliest of all are found among lesbians.
The second manliest of all, and the manliest of men, are found among they gay male community. It's a fetish, after all.
Then we have the very manly men, who wear flowers in their hair and play with dolls because their daughters want to and who would dare question their manliness, anyway?
After that, it's the merely manly men, who manage to manly man down a manly beverage with their manly men friends, but they don't care that they're merely manly, because manly is manly, and at the end of the day, a manly man knows his manhood.
Then we have bros and posers.
After that, we have guys who seriously use the terms "alphas" and "betas".
Then we have non-manly men who manage to hold steady jobs, which is still pretty manly, even if one isn't a man.
Then we have women who aren't manly lesbians (manly lesbians are the manliest of all beings).
Then we have poofters, who are thoroughly unmanly men who embrace being less manly than women.
Then we have children.
Then, at the very bottom of the barrel of manliness, is MGTOW.

[Zefram]

Those options are fucking legendary.
But my definition?
Arnold Swarchenegar in any movie.
Sylvester Stallone in any movie.
Chuck Norris in any movie.
Basically just any of all of the major 80's shirtless, bare-chested, huge-biceps, typically bearded, chisel-jawed, machine-gun-wielding, women-chasing, damsel-saving, long-haired, mullet-sporting, one-liner-sprouting, explosion-waking from anti-heroes.

Things have changed a lot since the 90's and 2000's antiheroes (more lithe and slim, cynical as all fuck, less one-liners, typically more realistic and tend to lose fights/die by the end/fight and kill a lot less people, have softer and less defined features and typically less muscles or facial hair/chiselling as well as less Austrian-ness).

[Jjpayne]

Lumberjack beard is manly
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[Sheriblossom]

Strictly physically or also personality wise?
1. Confident
2. Mature
3. Loyal
4. Funny
5. Great communication
6. Humble
In terms of looks:
1. Taller than me (I'm 5'3'')
2. Has a muscular build
3. Smells good
4. Nice eyes
5. Warming smile
6. Knows how to show affection
7. Inspires me to be a better person
8. Knows how to be vulnerable and trusting of me
9. Genuine
(This is more like my description of a perfect boyfriend/ SO but it's all about the same for me) Perhaps other girls will think differently from me. Some girls want the guy to protect her or needs someone who understands her emotions, or just likes guys that look slimmer or bigger than the guy I described.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

Other, a tough, sexy man
Example: Marilyn Manson
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV192kkW4AImMpA.jpg
<3 <3 <3
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Swaggirl1]

Yes he is manly

[marilynmansonssextoy]

I know honey
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Travis_Skyles]

To be a man, you must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

[Swaggirl1]

Yes this is true

[Knowbetternow1]

A man who is confident in himself but humble enough not to be arrogant. A man who love people including his haters, a man that wants to leave the world a better place and every person in is life is better because they know him. This is my life’s goal.

[hasrett]

If they can pull off V-neck T-shirt without looking gay.

[Swaggirl1]

That would be impressive

[hasrett]

I know, right?

[hindril]

Of course I picked big penis. What's manlier than a penis? The bigger the penis, the bigger the forearms. Look at Popeye.

[Swaggirl1]

Agree

[OldDad]

Lesbians can have big fingers.

[hindril]

@OldDad Actually, strong wrists and can lift a truck with her tongue. lol

[GoldCobra]

There you go

[GoldCobra]

The question is, am I a manly man? 🤔 I hope so

[Swaggirl1]

Ur not

[GoldCobra]

Yes I am

[Swaggirl1]

TF? we really having 2 arguements about 2 separate things at the same time

[GoldCobra]

No we’re not

[Swaggirl1]

Yes we are

[GoldCobra]

Ok I’m sorry then 😞😞

[GoldCobra]

I won’t argue anymore 🤗

[Swaggirl1]

Yeah that's what I thought

[GoldCobra]

Lol what you want me to do, agree with you all the time?

[AbdKilani]

Me 😎😎
Well a man someone who is respectful
Gentle and honest

[Swaggirl1]

So manly.

[AbdKilani]

Yes I see

[AbdKilani]

Indeed 😁

[Pauliho]

Physically: Beard, thick set of hair, tall, strong, barrel chested, big arms and shoulders

Mentality: Assertive, confident, commanding, self assured, independent, doesn't whine, tackles problems head on.

[InDetail]

Oh of course a bigger dick is more manly, how cliche

[CauseNEffect]

I am your definition of a manly man.

[Swaggirl1]

Yes u r

[laughinglad999]

l am a real manly man with very firm hands and very strong out going mind and very broad shoulders

[laughinglad999]

nice

[WhereAmI]

A guy who wrestles a grizzly bear and lives.

[HaveNoName]

A man who can respect a woman like a real man.

[Iron_Man]

You're looking at it right here

[TheRealQuestion]

Most of Clint Eastwood's characters.

[CT_CD]

Baby hands on a man is manly

[Anonymous]

none of those, thank god

[Kaneki05]

Tbh Bratz is great

[Pineapple_Boy]

A man who doesn't drink with a straw.

[Nadim171]

Are you the bastards that banned straws in California?

[Pineapple_Boy]

@Nadim171 I don't live there. But I don't get the banning tho, it's dumb.

[Nadim171]

Lol yeah sorry I was just kidding

[Pineapple_Boy]

@Nadim171 I know lol

[Slim57]

Meee

[Swaggirl1]

Congratulations

[Anonymous]

Guys who don't possess an ounce of bitch.

[Grayce]

Neither of them

[msg812]

myself

[SwoleCook]

I am the man.

[TheNephilim]

Lesbians are manly