What would you ask if you knew the answer was yes?

[omgjassy]

I mean, how do you ask a question if you already know the answer? Suppose that your partner is ready to say "yes" to whatever question you ask him/her. What would you ask and why?

[motownplayer2000]

Can I have a never ending supply of money to help grow my business! Lol not for myself, I’ll profit off my business, but the money goes to my business so I can build it

[Slim57]

Will I find a woman who won't ever use me

[Angelina25]

I'd like to bring positivity so I'd ask,
"Will the world be a better place to live in?"

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

am I typing this response right now?

[Slim57]

Yes lol

[aa180]

For a certain girl to go out/have sex with me.

By the way, this question reminded me of this: There are two villages. The people from the first village always tell the truth, while the people from the second village always lie.

One day, you're walking along a path that reaches a fork in the road. Two people (one from each village) approach you. Now you're a little lost and are trying to get to an ancient ruins but you don't know who is from which village. If you take the wrong path, it will lead you deep into the jungle.

You can only ask one 'yes or no' question to only one of the men, what question do you ask?

[omgjassy]

I know that one

[aa180]

Damn lol

[Adonis_pl]

Do these pants make me look fat and disappointed in life?

[omgjassy]

That’s a sad question

[Adonis_pl]

Sorry, it was supposed to be funny. I apologize. A much more real consideration for me is that I wouldn't ask any question. I considered multiple legitimate questions and I found asking any of them made more disappointed than glad. I had questions of self worth and whether a deceased loved one was actually alive, and i found asking those questions didn't produce constructive results for me and having need of asking those questions in the first place is an answer in of itself, one that gives insight into where i'm at emotionally and mentally. So I relegated to asking a dumb question instead to both be funny and to protect myself. Haha, sorry it fell flat. I guess I don't know my audience 😅

[omgjassy]

Hahhaha it’s fine😂

[Sevenpointfive]

why would i ask a question already knowing the answer? that's like asking a turd to flush itself. does it need to be flushed? many times it doesn't in my experience. YES, it does.

[JudgmentDay]

So all of us are going to die eventually anyway then?

[Eva323]

Nothing. I would already know the answer so why would I ask the question?

[vald9inches]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMp8Rt1YHlw

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Will you sit on my face
Will you marry me
Do you love me?
Are you attracted to older guys
Would you like a hug
Are you politically a conservative?

[HotMess69]

Can you bring your mates on the football team into bed tonight to join us

[Nik1hil]

Give me half of the amount of Bitcoin Satoshi nakamoto has

[CoffeeWC]

C-c-c-can I be a hero too?

[winterfox10]

Will humanity ever just solve their problems with sports, instead of war?

[tartaarsaus]

No..

[winterfox10]

@tartaarsaus Obviously the answer is no, but the question was what would you ask if you knew the answer would be yes. I would replace war with sports.

[LegateLanius]

I would ask a woman I was interested in out on a date.

[ghostqueen]

Can I have unlimited funds?

[AlexEfron]

Transfer all your money to my account 😈

[omgjassy]

Lmao

[AlexEfron]

😂 😊

[NEOTUNIA2U]

Do you want to pet my cat?

[vald9inches]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMp8Rt1YHlw

[NEOTUNIA2U]

@vald9inches?

[vald9inches]

Yes!

[NEOTUNIA2U]

@vald9inches what is the name of this show and ep?

[vald9inches]

You dont know Rick and Morty? its like one of the best shows ever made lol

[NEOTUNIA2U]

@vald9inches Right, I do not have time to watch all the shows so I usually watch movies to save me time. hah. I figured it was rick and morty but the characters looked different in graphics so I wasn't sure. What season and Episode was this one in?

[vald9inches]

its "M. Night Shaym-Aliens!"
Season 1, Episode 4
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4urzfk

[NEOTUNIA2U]

@vald9inches Thanks.

[vald9inches]

enjoy

[NovissimumVirorum]

Will you let me into the Netherlands?

[omgjassy]

No..

[NovissimumVirorum]

That breaks the rules Jastity...

[omgjassy]

There is an exception for every rule

[NovissimumVirorum]

I’m gonna invade and call the Netherlands the United Provinces of Me

[omgjassy]

Hahahah why?

[NovissimumVirorum]

The only way I’ll get in, you can be my royal dish washer

[omgjassy]

I’ll padd

[omgjassy]

Pass*

[NovissimumVirorum]

It’s not a constitutional monarchy Jastity...

[omgjassy]

It is

[NovissimumVirorum]

The United Provinces of Me will be absolutist

[omgjassy]

Interesting

[CuriousAnt]

Can I go down on you?

[Some_Goof]

"Will you go out with me"

[vald9inches]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMp8Rt1YHlw

[DRad123]

Virtually anything I would want to do.

[andreasderjuengere]

If I know the answer … why would I ask?

[jjj101010]

Can I have a blowjob please

[omgjassy]

Still no

[jjj101010]

I thought u wanted to know what I would ask if I knew the answer would be yes. That is what I would ask

[omgjassy]

Fair enough

[jjj101010]

lol I wast asking u for one!

[opurba]

Was? Not Is, about whatever situation it Is?

[howlyz]

1 one million euros, no, make it four 4

[MLGbreezy]

The sexiest most hottest female to be my girl

[Montana07]

Am I getting married soon

[vald9inches]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMp8Rt1YHlw

[tartaarsaus]

I don't know.

Maybe, 'do I know?'

[Philyouup]

Will you go on a romp with me :)

[Iron_Man]

Am I the mighty warrior that I appear to be?

[Iron_Man]

Thanks for the 👍

[shubhamchachapara]

Would you give me your number omgjassy?

[RIVERTAY888]

Would you like to go out with me on a date

[RIVERTAY888]

Nice one love it 🌹

[Tohhhru]

if she wants to go shopping

[Browneye57]

Wanna get naked and do it? :)

[omgjassy]

Gross

[Browneye57]

My wife doesn't think so. Too bad you don't like sex. Hope you like cats, cuz your guys will assume you like sex. Oh well.

[omgjassy]

I thought you were asking me

[Anonymous]

Will I suddenly become beautiful

[rickytim]

Can I make love to you right now

[omgjassy]

Gross

[rickytim]

O okay

[MartinKis]

Gross, but she did say "yes" to any question...

[GayHowellMeme]

Nothing

[omgjassy]

You can’t ask for nothing

[GayHowellMeme]

Cock

[Goldenskies6]

Do you like me? 😶

[Aguysopinion4799]

Did you read this?

[Hardballs1]

Then let's go for dance?

[Eryxx]

Am I alive

[reptocarl]

Will you marry me?

[NostalgiaSenpi]

I'd ask someone out, hahaha

[Andge]

Am I single forever?

[Andge]

Although, "if you know the answer" lol? Just hear yourself ;)

[omgjassy]

What?

[CINDY16]

Give me 1000€

[jacquesvol]

Some millions of USD

[jacquesvol]

But Some millions of £ or € would be OK too

[karen_1346]

maybe money

[facialhair27]

Ask my date for anal

[hotstuffSRD]

Let's hangout.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Will you fuck me?

[omgjassy]

Still no

[guestok]

Marrie me

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

A proverbs 31 wife.