Improv Game: I like my men/women like I like my ___(insert food or beverage)?

Question

Game goes like this: Come up with one liner in this format I like my men/women like I like my ___ (insert food/beverage) , ___ (a characteristic that's common between men and food) Example: I like my men like I like my tea- brown and hot. I like my men like I like my pizza - thin and cheesy  I like my men like I like my chicken tikka masala- juicy and spicy  Hope you catch the drift now. So come up with creative one liners  The one with most upvotes wins.

StingRayxoxo · Accepted Answer

I like my men like I like my chocolate... hits the spot and has me coming back for more. I like my men like I like my books... thick and well-read.

GayHowellMeme · Accepted Answer

I like my men like I like my licorice, has a black soul and is salty  @cookie8888

LegateLanius · Accepted Answer

I like my women like I like my ramen noodles. Hot, cheap, and Japanese.

Glen68 · Accepted Answer

I like my women like I like my coffee ground up in the freezer

Udbhav_Bantwal · Answer

I like my women like I like watermelons, thick and juicy.
I like my women like I like alcohol, desirable and intoxicating. (I don't drink much but i couldn't not say this one).
I like my women like I like Macarons, sweet and french.
I like my women like I like steaks, meaty and sizzling hot.
I like my women like I like my coffee, strong and keeps me up all night...
I like my women like I like my mountain dew, cool, filled with energy and nothing else gets me more excited...

Zer0Ghost · Answer

"I like my women like I like my milkshakes. Painfully thick"

WillyD · Answer

I like women like i like my coffee... cold and bitter.

MarilynMansonsSlvt · Answer

I like my men like I like my sushi- white and salty with a dark outside. xx ~ Mrs Manson

Jjpayne · Answer

I like my women like I like my chocolate milk thick and sweet

ATuairiscean · Answer

I like my women like my steak - Tasty and Juicy

MarketData · Answer

I like my women like my tea - hot, tasty and grown in India.

ZeussLightningBolt · Answer

I like my woman, like I like my Thanksgiving turkey, she can fit anything inside her.

Bluemax · Answer

I like my women like I like my chocolate coated crickets; sweet, crunchy, and nutritious. ;)

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

I like my women like i like my chili, EXTREMELY HOT ;)

Halucinator · Answer

Sounds really weird but🤣 “I like my women like I like my Roasted chicken- thin legs and juicy breasts”🤣🤣

AlexEfron · Answer

I like my girls like blue waffles, disgusting and it's not what you imagine it to be 😉

dandee55 · Answer

I like my women like I like my brownies: blonde and sweet -- and maybe a little nuts.

Aizou · Answer

I like my women like I like a Dandelion: Willful and Confident.

Likes2drive · Answer

I like my women like I like my trail mix , all mixed with different flavors

Rolla78 · Answer

I like my women, like I like my chilli - hot and spicy

ohskippy · Answer

I like my women like my coffee, brought from Starbucks

Cookie8888 · Answer

I like my women like I like my own style; edgy, dark and artsy.

nailu · Answer

I like my women like I like my cheesemelty and slippery

Iamagoodguy · Answer

I like my women like I like my tea not overly bitter not overly sweat don’t mind the type

Brutal_Honesty · Answer

i like my girls like i like my dogs; eager, obedient and playful

Anonymous · Answer

I like my women like I like my socks, filled with my hit wet cum

DublinRollerGirl · Answer

So are you one of the OKCupid forum regulars?

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Women like my liquor.. Goes down smooth ;)

Leviathan_Charmer · Answer

I like my women like I like my wine, virgin.

Improv Game: I like my men/women like I like my ___(insert food or beverage)?

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