If Men and Women are food, then which one do you like?

MCheetah
If women were food.
If women were food.

Women can be awesome and we all love a good steak from time to time. However, too much women will kill you by adding stress to your life and potentially lead to a heart attack. So you should only deal with women in moderation, making sure not over-indulge, and to go more for the lean, white-meat and less for the unhealthy, fatty, red women.
(Unless you're a gym-rat, that is. "More weights, more dates.")

If men were food.
If men were food.

While more and more women nowadays only go for an unhealthy "women only" diet (as part of the Lamb, Goat, Burgers, and Turkey community), it seems even in the in the 21st century, some traditional vegan women still exist and absolutely love corn, cucumbers, zucchini, squash, and eggplants, which will give them a strong mind, strong heart, strong body, and even a strong booty!

If Men and Women are food, then which one do you like?
Some out there (mostly meat) are extremely queer, however.
Some out there (mostly meat) are extremely queer, however.

WHICH FOOD DO YOU GO FOR?

Women
Men
I'm queer/LGBT
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If Men and Women are food, then which one do you like?
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