How do you maximize your alphaness?

[TonyBologna25]

[newblinds]

Probably drink some raw eggs for breakfast. Five mile run or high intensity strength busting my ass.

Rev my engine real fricking good before I leave, possibly do a wheelslide burnout as I'm leaving the hood.

Maybe bust down the bosses door and get that raise that I deserved, or start my own business since I wanna kill or be killed.

Pickup Karen from accounting at 8pm sharp, go for the kiss at the end of the night, fail and get slapped in the face but somehow it's still fine and she still into me since I'm the man damn.

Go home, take some whiskey shots, feed my pet eagle some bigass salmon or something, fifty to a hunnit Burpees before bedtime.

Probably roar out my window, punch my pillow until I'm sleep.

[WhiteSteve]

I start my day with a couple of these every morning...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/BOuAh22Ui68

[Anoniemus]

By not listening to that garbage in my opinion. Be the man that you want to be, not what others expect you to be.

[archiz]

Can't get more alpha than me.

[soleil2666]

You mean 'maximising his own haplessness'?

[iFarted]

Now to become an maximized alpha

[_uck_uckGoose]

Wouldn’t know