If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image forever?

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[Anoniemus]

I like eating poop.

I bet people wouldn’t let their pets lick them then.

[ThatGuy133]

They would probably tell me that I walk around naked too much

[abc3643]

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY TESTICLES! ? ! ?"

[BobbyC65]

Blondie would say will you turn off that damn space heater I'm burning up in this bedroom and will you put some clothe's on I don't want to see your little penis in my face anymore. :(

[Jjpayne]

Ouch... touch question... I'd say "why does our master stay inside all say and not go out to meet people"

[pizzalovershouse]

I know what you been up to giving me the cheap stuff to eat if I still had my pets

[Red_Arrow]

That their dick is bigger than mine. (My pet is an elephant)

[wankiam]

what do you mean ''if''? me and my cats chat all the time

[Ziggystar]

This

[GOOSEBOY78]

if any animal could talk id be like HOLY SHIT! its a talking dog/cat!

[chriscdi]

"this mf masturbates way too much, im surprised he even produces semen anymore" 😅

[Anonymous]

"Why is he rubbing that weird tube thing between his legs every time I see him?"

[COMMODOREII]

Why did you hump that doll? 😂

[Nik1hil]

I don't have a pet

[Aiko_E_Lara]

"That turns me on"

[lsjr16]

If they say hi