What's the most common phrase your pet would say if he/she could speak?

[Retardeduser]

I don't have a pet but my family's cat would say "if you don't feed me within 10 seconds I'll scream ar 3 AM"😂

[NathanDavis]

my cat can actually "say" water in Spanish lol... and will ask for fresh water or food, with the same word... he just leans on either bowl and starts whining... " awua, awuaa, awuaa"

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Dogs: "Can we go out for a run again?"

Cats: "Your bed is my bed... So, get off!"

Rats: "I wanna sleep with the cats!"

Birds: "Sorry 'bout the droppings!"

Tarantula: "Can I get on your head again?"

[Jupiter1]

You have rats as pets?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@Jupiter1
Yes! :) They're quite intelligent.

[rosemilk]

my cat always wants "uppies" lol (to be picked up)

[nonyabeez-wax]

"Food now."

Or "pet me!"

[Anonymous]

My dog passed away in 2020. 💔😞

She was 15 years old. She was the best dog ever.

I think if she could've talked she would've said "you're so beautiful 🥺"

"Please, please, please kiss my nose!!!"

She would whimper till I would kiss her nose. Lol so I know if she could've talked she would've asked me to kiss her nose. ❤️

Also I think she would've probably hold conversations with me, comfort me with words and ask me a lot of questions. Lol 🤣

[Iron_Man]

She would say I’m hungry and let’s go out and do something

[Retardeduser]

Sounds like a dog😆

Nice!

[Iron_Man]

She is. A Rottweiler

[Iron_Man]

I had her 20 years ago

[Chandelier8]

My cat: I love you, don't leave me. :( He has separation anxiety and is a love bug. He'll just look at me and start purring and doing biscuits. <3

[jennifer_bloom]

I am waiting for my hug! is what my dog would say. He died in 2018 a week before Valentine’s Day.

[TrueConfection]

I think my dog would say, "You may pet me now," then she would hand you her paw to kiss.

[Lisia]

My bird would probably constantly yell "gimme food"

[AviatorTom]

My dog, she'd say "Let's go for a walk!"

[IslaTheWitch]

My cats never liked me traveling, so I assume it could be "mama! Don't go!" :D

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Wanting to be fed. But he can say no and out.

[purplepoppy]

Let's go walkies again

[Retardeduser]

A dog?😃😆

[Ironic_Method]

"I'm hungry."

or

"You are the best ever."

[Guido]

I don't care if you are tired from work, it's time for my walk. Get my leash and let's go. I have places to sniff and territory to mark.

[whereismyjohnny]

''Give me the food.'' lol

[abc3643]

"Where the fuck are my testicles?"

[DryGermanGuy]

„Hooman, gibs me my treats now!!!“ 🐱

[RedInnocent68]

Fuck you, bitch!

[Likes2drive]

I want your food not this garbage

[Carly2005]

Wake up itch I wanna eat. Also give it to me.

[236color]

Feed me

[Arjunaguy]

Food

[exitseven]

let me out.

[LavLavLuv]

🐱: “Food, NOW”