
If you could pick 1 animal to talk, what animal would it be?


Having animals talk may not be a good idea.
A ventriloquist from the city was visiting the country and saw a farmer in the field. So he thought he would play a joke on him. He stopped his car and walked over to the farmer. "Say are those animals? I live in the big city and have never seen them before. What kind of animal is that?" The farmer sees he is pointing at a cow. "Why that's a cow. You never saw one?" "No." the city fella says. "Hey cow, how is the farmer treating you?" "Why he milks me day and night and I never get any rest." The farmer's jaw drops. They move along to a group of chickens. "What are those?" the city guy asks, "Why, those are called chickens." "Hey chickies, how is the farmer treating you?" The chickens reply, "He steals our eggs and if we do not produce enough we wind up on his table." The farmer is amazed and his mouth is open as his jaw drops. "Damn!" he says, "I never knew animals could talk." Then the city guy points at a sheep. "And that?" the city guys asks. The farmer looks and starts perspiring and then replies, "Now that is a God damned liar!"
Magpie I feed sometimes with meat pieces to encourage them to remain in my garden. Magpies are best other bird deterrents, especially gangs of sparrows and sweet cherry and strawberry eating starlings
My dog and I already have conversations.
It would be interesting if snakes could talk. They can slither into so many places. I'm sure they'd have many interesting stories to tell.

🐊 As for me I have a pond behind my house & there are a few water puppies in there so it would be cool to talk to the alligators. (Jimbo Joe), (Lightning) & (Snoop). 🐊
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An owl. I love owls and I bet they get to see so much at night.
Cats to hear what they think. If animal includes human, then i wish women would "talk" instead of hinting.
Harry
Do birds count? If yes, then parrots
yeah βΊοΈ any animal counts
i didnβt pick 1 because iβm deaf π
@exitseven only a few of them can
Probably one of my dogs
aw that would be cute βΊοΈπ
I really like this question . For me probably a regular cat , 🐈 😻 Or Hey?
Just A Bird 🐦 🐦ββ¬ AnY day
it would be my Dog, but she's dead now. So I guess not anymore.
Komodo dragon. What are they thinking on the hunt?
Turkey vultures I don't know y but I've always been fascinated by them.
My cat, we have no clue what she wants
lol π at least you would know the answer then
Right, what animal for you
I canβt hear so thatβs why i didnβt pick one π
Forgive me, i did not know
Probably a parrot, most of the other animals can't talk :P
Would have to be my favorite animal, cats
Probably my cat so that I can speak with her
Cats.
I want a real life Palico.
Dogs. They're so good
Not a chipmunk. Anything but those
Definitely dog 🐶
I think itβd be fun if a dog talked to me
Talking humans are ENOUGH!
Enough is enough!
dogs
Pigeons they be my spies.
A duck 🦆
K9 dogs
Probably a dog
My dog!
Horses
A cat i guess
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