If you could pick 1 animal to talk, what animal would it be?

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NoDecision · Accepted Answer

Having animals talk may not be a good idea.

A ventriloquist from the city was visiting the country and saw a farmer in the field. So he thought he would play a joke on him. He stopped his car and walked over to the farmer. "Say are those animals? I live in the big city and have never seen them before. What kind of animal is that?" The farmer sees he is pointing at a cow. "Why that's a cow. You never saw one?" "No." the city fella says. "Hey cow, how is the farmer treating you?" "Why he milks me day and night and I never get any rest." The farmer's jaw drops. They move along to a group of chickens. "What are those?" the city guy asks, "Why, those are called chickens." "Hey chickies, how is the farmer treating you?" The chickens reply, "He steals our eggs and if we do not produce enough we wind up on his table." The farmer is amazed and his mouth is open as his jaw drops. "Damn!" he says, "I never knew animals could talk." Then the city guy points at a sheep. "And that?" the city guys asks. The farmer looks and starts perspiring and then replies, "Now that is a God damned liar!"

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

Magpie I feed sometimes with meat pieces to encourage them to remain in my garden. Magpies are best other bird deterrents, especially gangs of sparrows and sweet cherry and strawberry eating starlings

AviatorTom · Accepted Answer

My dog and I already have conversations. It would be interesting if snakes could talk. They can slither into so many places. I'm sure they'd have many interesting stories to tell.

Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

🐊 As for me I have a pond behind my house & there are a few water puppies in there so it would be cool to talk to the alligators. (Jimbo Joe), (Lightning) & (Snoop). 🐊

Simslover92 · Answer

An owl. I love owls and I bet they get to see so much at night.

strateguy632 · Answer

Cats to hear what they think. If animal includes human, then i wish women would "talk" instead of hinting.

exitseven · Answer

Harry

hello4433 · Answer

Do birds count? If yes, then parrots

Agape93 · Answer

Probably one of my dogs

Blackcat1952 · Answer

I really like this question . For me probably a regular cat , 🐈 😻 Or Hey? Just A Bird 🐦 🐦‍⬛ AnY day

WonderingManII · Answer

it would be my Dog, but she's dead now. So I guess not anymore.

DrPepper12 · Answer

Komodo dragon. What are they thinking on the hunt?

Sammygirl9287 · Answer

Turkey vultures I don't know y but I've always been fascinated by them.

zombiewoof · Answer

My cat, we have no clue what she wants

Anonymous · Answer

Probably a parrot, most of the other animals can't talk :P

Chloe1808 · Answer

Would have to be my favorite animal, cats

glennos89 · Answer

Probably my cat so that I can speak with her

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

Cats. I want a real life Palico.

Shiprex · Answer

Dogs. They're so good

Lottydotty · Answer

Not a chipmunk. Anything but those

PrettyCrumblBb · Answer

Definitely dog 🐶

nicfire171 · Answer

I think it’d be fun if a dog talked to me

Babygirl_S · Answer

Talking humans are ENOUGH!

4ngelic · Answer

dogs

Roxanne97 · Answer

Pigeons they be my spies.

loveyouoak · Answer

A duck 🦆

Anonymous · Answer

K9 dogs

Likes2drive · Answer

Probably a dog

fish5505_87 · Answer

My dog!

LiamS95 · Answer

Horses

Anonymous · Answer

A cat i guess

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