If you could talk to one animal which one would you choose?

[Spongebobssocks]

Bambi😌

I think I would pick the deer. I don't know why but I like them.

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11 mo

I wonder if animals would be much less judgeful than humans. I think they would..🤔

[FunkyMonkee]

Right now, the only ones around me are deer, birds and bunnies. So far, the deer are afraid of me, for some reason, even though I feed them from time to time, same with the birds and bunnies but, at least one bunny is becoming quite friendly with me! Just this afternoon, it came up onto the porch (for the first time) to ask for it's half slice of bread that I give it every day. I suspect that, if I sit on the porch to read this afternoon, it'll actually come right up to me and try to scratch my leg to get some bread.
I just wish I could make them all understand that I'm not about to hurt any of them and they can come visit me any time they like. Last week, I was sitting on the porch when two birds flew onto the porch right past me, one landing directly above my head for a few seconds latching onto the brick wall an inch or two behind me!! At first, I thought it landed on my head!!
I don't understand why any of them around here are so scared of us! Especially in this neighborhood!! Nobody up here is gonna hurt any of them! They don't mind being around each other! Why are they so scared of us?

[Spongebobssocks]

Oh that's really sweet😊🥰 you are lucky to have them so close to you!

I also wonder why they are so scared of us

[FunkyMonkee]

I can understand them being scared out in the woods with hunters roaming around but the only shooting that goes on around here is at a gun range about a mile away!
I had a chipmunk in the basement two years ago and, instead of it running to freedom while I had the door open for it to leave, it just stared at me and ran back into the rafters!! The only critters I don't much like are mice and bugs, at least IN the house! I don't bother with them outside unless they bother me by flying in my face or stinging me.

[Spongebobssocks]

Yeah you seam like a good hearted person. Never loose that quality!

I agree with the rats and buss thing too

[FunkyMonkee]

I usually am, unless someone pisses me off or tries to screw me over!

[Spongebobssocks]

Yeah that makes sense. They aren't worthy of your energy. Just turn your cheek and walk away😉

[MementoMori777]

Pigeons, they are the most common animals and I can have them steal money from people and bring it to me, it's not stealing if a pigeon stole it

[Spongebobssocks]

This deserves MHO😂 that's actually smart

[MementoMori777]

Don't forget that MHO belongs to me 😂😎

[Spongebobssocks]

I will remember😌😂 let's see who else will get it😊

[MementoMori777]

Yep let's see lol

[MementoMori777]

I also forgot to mention I can also make them rain poop, it's a bonus, that deserves the other MHO

[Spongebobssocks]

😂😂 you gonna make them poop over surtain people you dont like. That's good😁

[MementoMori777]

Or their cars... brrrr brrrrr *shit rain*

[Spongebobssocks]

Yeah I wouldn't blame you if you did that. Some humans deserve it lol😁

[MementoMori777]

They really do, and getting shit on by birds sounds like a good solution lol

[Spongebobssocks]

👌👌

[Genie23]

Oooh!! I love cheetahs but I think I'd want to talk to a panda because they seem so funny and mischievous. I feel sometimes they get these devilish thoughts when I look at their expressions especially when they are mad. So, I'd like to know what's going on in their mind. 🤣

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha yeah that would be fun😆👍🏻

[DizzyDesii]

Dogs 100%. I’m more likely to run into a dog over other animals, and well I’m afraid of animals. So to at least be able to talk to dogs and have them talk back like I’m Eliza Thornberry would be nice

[Spongebobssocks]

yeah dogs are great

[DizzyDesii]

I just feel like they’re overfriendly and ready to jump up on you, lick you, sniff you, rub against you, etc like cats. So if i could at least communicate with them and they get the mutual understanding that we can be friendly from a distance, that would work for me. I dont want anything all up on me like that

[Spongebobssocks]

i agree. i think if you could talk to them they would listen

[DizzyDesii]

And thing is, i think they listen regardless but i just want them to be able to speak back so i understand when im being played with vs attacked

[Spongebobssocks]

makes sense!👌👌

[DizzyDesii]

I always enjoyed talking dog films like Homeward Bound, Cats & Dogs, Dr Doolittle, Scooby Doo, and Snow Dogs

[Spongebobssocks]

oh i haven't seen all of them you named.

[Rosexøxø]

@DizzyDesii homeward bound was my fave! Awe I'm gonna cry. I need to go lmao

Cats and dogs was so cool as a kid too :] I loved kitty galore and her musical sequence number

[Rosexøxø]

https://youtu.be/nd0tuh0J_eo

lmao... I just realized it's a combo of jamesbond and mission impossible.

the intro/ silhouettes/ the gears

but the tune at the beginning of this video sounds like one from one of the superman's.

I'll see if I can find it. Do you hear anything familiar?

[Rosexøxø]

I swear the flute is used when he's finding the kryptonite in the barn and in The Incredibles when Mr. Incredible gets the thing from Mirage? LMAO I'M FREAKIN' OUT DESII

I'll see if I can find anything

[OlderAndWiser]

I have had cats as pets for most of my adult life. I would really like to have some conversations with my Uncle Thunder:

He is a wonderful mouser and a loyal cat.

[Spongebobssocks]

Oh he looks sweet. Say hi from me☺️

[Sonorous]

Probably dogs since they're very loyal & friendly. There are so many of them that it could possibly prove very lucrative.

But I'd wanna communicate my way. I'm not getting down on all fours to sniffs arses & whatnot.

[Spongebobssocks]

I see!

Yeah thats what I meant.. talking like humans with them

[nolabels]

Before he passed last year, I talked to my dog quite frequently.

He would, of course, answer.

He would occasionally initiate conversation as well.

I would respond in an appropriate manner.

Our communication skills were quite refined.

[Spongebobssocks]

Sorry he passed away. I've seen yt videos where dogs talk a lot so I wonder what they would say sometimes. But you could problaby understand your dog for the most part.

[nolabels]

Thanks for your condolences.
He really was a cool dog.
I get your question, though.
Wouldn't it be cool to talk with a deer, a turtle, a snake, a flower or a tree even?
An armadillo maybe?
Awesome question!

[Spongebobssocks]

Yeah it would have been really nice. Thankyou!😌👌

[Anonymous]

Sloths.

Because they all look like they got down syndrome and I'd like to see if they are like the down syndrome species of the animal kingdom or whether they just look like it. I mean who knows. Maybe that's all just a cover and they'll like give you the formula to speed of light travel.

[Spongebobssocks]

I think they are so scary to be honest but I see why you would be intressted to talk with them

[Andres77]

Crows. They’re so smart. I’d use them as a neighborhood watch.
I’ve been practicing crow calls for about a month. My kids were impressed. Then I found a large dead crow in my front yard…😳

[Spongebobssocks]

Wow! How do you train them? What can they do?

[Andres77]

I don’t know about training them. I’m still getting them to recognize me

[Spongebobssocks]

oh okay intressting!

[nolabels]

Yeah, crows are cool.

[Spongebobssocks]

@nolabels 👍🏻

[msmissydc]

Yes for me crows too, if it needs to be more specific maybe magpies. That poor crow, what happened to them? Like wounded, killed, or just ill or without injury.

[Justmeagain1]

I would like to talk to our dogs. The things they see and hear I know they would have some stuff to tell me.

[Spongebobssocks]

😌👌🏻👌🏻

[Kori1236]

Sharks; I’d be able to learn their secrets, and command a sharp toothed army

[Spongebobssocks]

Wow!

Who would you go againt?

[Spongebobssocks]

*against

[Kori1236]

Poachers, fishermen that overfish or kill sharks for their fins.

[Spongebobssocks]

Okay cool👌🏻😎

[PeanutbutterAnd]

The cat that bit my leg for no reason. I rescued the dumb fuck from the pound, and that is how she thanked me.

[Spongebobssocks]

😂😭😭 are you ok?

[Rosexøxø]

I would naturally pick the bravest or coolest. Maybe even vibrant, but I'd choose the Canadian Goose...

with good reason..

If I couldn't, my second option would be a Wolf/ or /Swan.

[exitseven]

Me: Oh see the deer, does the deer have a little doe?
Deer: yeah, two bucks.

[Spongebobssocks]

😂😂

[sadgirl0210]

Any I wish I was dr dottie little so I can talk to all the animals

[Spongebobssocks]

🥰👍🏻👍🏻 that would be amazing

[_piotr]

An ant. I have a colony in formicarium. I would like to talk to them and their queen.

[Spongebobssocks]

Haha nice, that could be fun😆☺️

[Anonymous]

If I were a human, I would choose to communicate with dolphins. They are intelligent, social and able to solve complex problems. In addition, they live in a fascinating marine environment, which would allow them to exchange information about their unique experiences and perceptions of their habitat.


Okay, I admit that I probably won't have the chance to talk with a lot of dolphins, but, it would be nice.

[Alinejanelle]

A cat or dog cause I always wonder what they're saying and I want to know what dogs say when they bark

[Spongebobssocks]

😊👍🏻👍🏻

[nawtee_me]

well it would not be the squirrels because they forget where they leave their nuts. They probably would not know anything... I guess a bear and I would ask him that age ole question, "does a bear shit in the woods?" lol

[Telekinetic-Potato]

definitely birds. I'd send them all over to spy for me 😂

[dreamstar72]

My dog, I can imagine her first words “shut up or I’m hunger”

[BoopBoopBeep]

My rescue kittens, to see what I can do to make their lives better and help them to get along with one another.

[Likes2drive]

Would love to be able to talk to dogs, so curious what they think about people

[Grond21]

Crows. One of the most intelligent animals in the animal kingdom, and I could train them to do so much for me. Including repeat what other people said.