If you could talk to one type of animal, which would you want to talk to?

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Cats, dogs, birds, ants e. t. c

dustybiker · Accepted Answer

Having been a working dog trainer since the 90’s, raised having been talked to like kids to familiarize them to language and environment, my dogs have around 350 verbal/hand/other cues. Both my dogs and cats already have plenty to say back to me.
Ants would be nice. To tell them to stay the heck out of my home.

Beautyforeverybody · Accepted Answer

Dogs.. They always look like they have smth to say and I’d like to communicate with my little doggo

t-8900 · Answer

TOUGH CALL! I LOVE dogs. But part of their cuteness is the language barrier and part of the reward is getting them to just know and understand certain things. However when my girl Thunder passed I wanted nothing more than to let her know things and calm her down. I don't know. Birds see things from the air so that's pretty darn cool. Then again... when they talk in the morning when I'm trying to sleep that could get annoying. Imagine waking up hear "I WANNA GET LAID! SOMEONE F ME I WANNA GET LAID NOW!" Or "ANYONE SEEN BEN LATELY? BEN! BRO YOU THERE?" Imagine shit like this every morning in spring and summer. I'd go insane I think.

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

A cat.

i had thought dog, then realised the average conversation would consist of…

throw ball throw ball, chase ball chase ball, throw ball….
want food want food, eat food eat food.
licks balls lick balls
smell tree smell tree, make pee, make pee, smell tree.

Whereas a cat..

Look human, we can both talk, however let’s just be quiet and look down on everyone.
give them that ‘Fuck you’ look.

followed by fist bumps.

Mellifluous_ · Answer

Horses. But only because they're one of my favourite animals and if one day I'm lucky enough to get one, it'd be so efficient being able to talk to it. Especially if it got sick.

But I'd really want to be able to talk to some dangerous animal too, like Jaguars or cobras. That would be dope.

EmotionalMess · Answer

Birds must see a lot of things daily, imagine all the dumb situations they must've seen. Nothing better than your local seagull cracking some jokes.

sqquizzy44321 · Answer

i chose cat bc i jus wanna know why they don’t give a shit about what they’re humans say. like they don’t have that loyal ability like dogs do. like cats care but not enough to where they will listen to you. like why😂?

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

Dogs are already intelligent enough to communicate without utilizing English.  I've always wished our cats would carry on a conversation with me in English.

Medicalbug · Answer

I have a feline soul mate and can imagine myself being a great cat lady one day. I already talk to them, so it would be nice if they could talk back. lol

Apulu_3 · Answer

I would love to have an convo with a dog as I'm sure they will have always something sweet to say. I would never talk to a cat as who knows it will roast me badly lol. They are aggressive creatures.

DizzyDesii · Answer

Dogs. If we agreed to communicate from afar and that they wouldn't jump on me, chase me, run towards me, and lick me, then we could be best friends. I need personal space from people as well

Kkoalalita · Answer

Cats, I really do wonder what goes on their head🤔

Phoenix98 · Answer

Cats since I've always wondered what goes through their heads.

genericname85 · Answer

cats. simply for asking the question: why the fuck did you do that?

MotorcycleMan · Answer

Probably dogs, although something like a dolphin or a rhino might be cool... lol

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

Cats. I've got a cat, so that'd be nice, never had a dog.

Heartache0405 · Answer

Ants, because I want to know what it’s like to be that tiny 😅

sage2021 · Answer

Definitely a kitty 😸 cat😺meow Have you ever seen a run really fast, then suddenly stop and sit and lick their paws? Wonder what that's all about? They can stop on a dime. Amazing!

SupremeWarlord · Answer

Birds, because I want to ask them how flying is like.

Ninani · Answer

Birds, they'd be such good spies.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

A Balrog.  I would tell it to tear down the offices of some competitors. :-D

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Cats! Granted they would probably tell me to fuck off until being fed or given attention.

devilish-cutie · Answer

cats, cause im proud cat owner

cherida · Answer

cat，i really want to konw what they think every day.

MoJoYoYo · Answer

Every animal with bones. :)

Ratpack60 · Answer

Gorillas. They fascinate me.

exitseven · Answer

I would talk to cats.

ilikesubies · Answer

Dogs because dogs are awesome

anon171999 · Answer

Birds. I'm obsessed with them.

Paris13 · Answer

Meowwwwwwwwwwww!!! xxoo

SnakeBoop · Answer

Dogs, those best boys and girls <3

AviatorTom · Answer

Dogs. They always seem to know what's going on.

linka_pat307 · Answer

I found dogs really connecting to humans so yes

Anonymous · Answer

The chimera ants from hunter x hunter.

pink_and_inlove · Answer

Dogs because I have one

boobliker · Answer

Fly as every wants to be one at some point in life

Retiever · Answer

I’ve always wanted to talk to the wolves.

ChkltCat · Answer

Ants. it would be like having microbots of my own

Staximus · Answer

If you can control birds, you can rule the world

Razp_Sorbet · Answer

Cats would be cool

XXblack88 · Answer

Cats

ImRetarded · Answer

Birds

Starwitch23 · Answer

Definitely 🐕 ❤

Wise4myage · Answer

Ravens.

melisaaa · Answer

Cats could be funny

Abhay765 · Answer

Birds

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Iguanas

JosyJosy · Answer

the mammal type :D

Anonymous · Answer

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