If you could talk to one type of animal, which would you want to talk to?

[msg999]

Cats, dogs, birds, ants e. t. c

Ants

Birds

Cats

Dogs

[dustybiker]

Having been a working dog trainer since the 90’s, raised having been talked to like kids to familiarize them to language and environment, my dogs have around 350 verbal/hand/other cues. Both my dogs and cats already have plenty to say back to me.
Ants would be nice. To tell them to stay the heck out of my home.

[msg999]

According to scientific studies ants already talk maybe we should learn their language 😊

[dustybiker]

Interesting. Good to learn something new every day.

[dustybiker]

Thanks for the mhg.

[LrningthisLife]

lol :D

[Beautyforeverybody]

Dogs.. They always look like they have smth to say and I’d like to communicate with my little doggo

[msg999]

I always pay my debts 😊

[t-8900]

TOUGH CALL! I LOVE dogs. But part of their cuteness is the language barrier and part of the reward is getting them to just know and understand certain things. However when my girl Thunder passed I wanted nothing more than to let her know things and calm her down. I don't know. Birds see things from the air so that's pretty darn cool. Then again... when they talk in the morning when I'm trying to sleep that could get annoying. Imagine waking up hear "I WANNA GET LAID! SOMEONE F ME I WANNA GET LAID NOW!" Or "ANYONE SEEN BEN LATELY? BEN! BRO YOU THERE?" Imagine shit like this every morning in spring and summer. I'd go insane I think.

[ChrisMaster69]

A cat.

i had thought dog, then realised the average conversation would consist of…

throw ball throw ball, chase ball chase ball, throw ball….
want food want food, eat food eat food.
licks balls lick balls
smell tree smell tree, make pee, make pee, smell tree.

Whereas a cat..

Look human, we can both talk, however let’s just be quiet and look down on everyone.
give them that ‘Fuck you’ look.

followed by fist bumps.

[Mellifluous_]

Horses. But only because they're one of my favourite animals and if one day I'm lucky enough to get one, it'd be so efficient being able to talk to it. Especially if it got sick.

But I'd really want to be able to talk to some dangerous animal too, like Jaguars or cobras. That would be dope.

[EmotionalMess]

Birds must see a lot of things daily, imagine all the dumb situations they must've seen. Nothing better than your local seagull cracking some jokes.

[msg999]

Yeah but I am sad for birds in birdcages

[sqquizzy44321]

i chose cat bc i jus wanna know why they don’t give a shit about what they’re humans say. like they don’t have that loyal ability like dogs do. like cats care but not enough to where they will listen to you. like why😂?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Dogs are already intelligent enough to communicate without utilizing English.
I've always wished our cats would carry on a conversation with me in English.

[Medicalbug]

I have a feline soul mate and can imagine myself being a great cat lady one day. I already talk to them, so it would be nice if they could talk back. lol

[Apulu_3]

I would love to have an convo with a dog as I'm sure they will have always something sweet to say. I would never talk to a cat as who knows it will roast me badly lol. They are aggressive creatures.

[DizzyDesii]

Dogs. If we agreed to communicate from afar and that they wouldn't jump on me, chase me, run towards me, and lick me, then we could be best friends. I need personal space from people as well

[Kkoalalita]

Cats, I really do wonder what goes on their head🤔

[msg999]

Yeah they look mysterious.

[Phoenix98]

Cats since I've always wondered what goes through their heads.

[genericname85]

cats. simply for asking the question: why the fuck did you do that?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/R4anpxoHkPI

[MotorcycleMan]

Probably dogs, although something like a dolphin or a rhino might be cool... lol

[TheUniqueOne96]

Cats.

I've got a cat, so that'd be nice, never had a dog.

[Heartache0405]

Ants, because I want to know what it’s like to be that tiny 😅

[sage2021]

Definitely a kitty 😸 cat😺meow

Have you ever seen a run really fast, then suddenly stop and sit and lick their paws? Wonder what that's all about? They can stop on a dime. Amazing!

[SupremeWarlord]

Birds, because I want to ask them how flying is like.

[Ninani]

Birds, they'd be such good spies.

[msg999]

Yeah they'd be good spies compared tp cats and dogs but I think ants could be better spies because they can enter everywhere unlike birds and nobody can realize an ant.

[Ninani]

Ants don't get in everywhere and they're much more likely to be squashed before returning with a useful message.

[msg999]

I mean if you talk to ants, You can move them near where you want them to spy. Then they can enter the place without anyone noticing and gather information. You advise them to be careful not to be crushed.

[DryGermanGuy]

A Balrog.
I would tell it to tear down the offices of some competitors. :-D

[CuriousMufuxka]

Cats! Granted they would probably tell me to fuck off until being fed or given attention.