If you could talk to one animal what would it be?

[PrinceNeo]

Let's say you had a freakability to talk to a specific species of animal. Why one? who the fuck knows! But let's say you could. What animal would you choose? I would go with owls because they're fucking beautiful and I love owls. What about you?

[EmbraceThePain]

Honey badgers.
They’ve always been portrayed as the smaller animal facing up to much larger ones like lions. It seems this animal has gotten its reputation for being brave and courageous. Lots of memes, videos, and people talking about the honey badger in terms of its bravery and ferociousness in the face of what people would think is certain death.

[PrinceNeo]

Honey badgers are pretty bad-ass

[Andres77]

That's why Hufflepuff isn't a bad house to be chosen for.

[PrinceNeo]

Wait hufflepuff is a honey Badger?

[Andres77]

It's a badger at least. I thought it was a honey badger.

[JustinTimberlegs]

I think probably a mouse or rat, incase I get kidnapped or something maybe there will be a mouse there I can talk to, and they might help me or tell me things. Maybe I can build a spy network made of rats, I'll give them cheese and they give me information.

[PrinceNeo]

That is brilliantly well thought out 👏

[JustinTimberlegs]

Thanks! 🤓

[jennifer_bloom]

I would love to talk to a cockatoo because they live over 50 years so I would have a companion that would probably be in my life until the day I pass away.

[PrinceNeo]

That's adorable also they're pretty nice birds I used to have one

[TrueConfection]

I love owls too! I would have to choose my dog though. I would love if she could talk, but she is pretty bossy at times.

[PrinceNeo]

It's part of what makes dogs loveable

[TrueConfection]

I'm pretty sue we're here to serve her needs instead of the other way around.

[PrinceNeo]

I think it's more symbiotic

[TrueConfection]

I agree

[Slowpoker]

dolphins, so they could report to us as to how bad we are messing up our oceans, also to tell us about other intelligent life in the oceans and the degree of that intelligence. They may be aware of things that we have no idea of. Intelligence and knowledge are a true resource for mankind.

[PrinceNeo]

Very well thought out I like the potential in it.

[NathanDavis]

what does the fox say...

[PrinceNeo]

This way we might actually be able to find out, You are a clever man 🙎🏻‍♂️

[NathanDavis]

I definitely like cleavers, yes

[BCA6010]

I'd get a lot more mileage out of dogs since they're everywhere, but crows and Ravens would be interesting.

[PrinceNeo]

What would you talk to them about

[Dinklex3]

Hmm..
Dogs, elephants, or dolphins.
I don't know which

[PrinceNeo]

What's the reason you would choose either one of those 3

[Dinklex3]

I just like them and feel like I could learn a lot by talking to them, lol.

[PrinceNeo]

It would be interesting to know their opinions on things especially how humans operate

[SH_19]

It's CAT. Ahe was born in backyard of my house. Whole day it stays outside my house and if i came out it revolves around my legs and looks like she wants to ask something.

[PrinceNeo]

Probably food but it would be nice to hear what a cat does in its day.

[SH_19]

It might not be food as i give her milk twice a day . I think She's just got familiar with me

[PrinceNeo]

Shway

[Hawner]

I would love to be able to talk to either wolves or snakes. They are my favorite animals.

[PrinceNeo]

Imagine if the snake sounds like solid snake

[Lliam]

Cats. I'd love to know what the hell my cats are thinking. LOL

[PrinceNeo]

That would be kind of interesting, plus it would be a great way to ask them why they do what they do.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Cats. There are just so many cute timid stray cats in our area. I want to know what's in their mind also because i wanna tame some of them

[PrinceNeo]

And have a cat army lol?

[Wise4myage]

As much as I love Owls, Id love having a conversation with a Raven, or even an Eagle.

[PrinceNeo]

Do you feel like the conversation would be better with those birds or do you just like their esthetics

[Andres77]

That's my favorite bird.
I was gonna say bear but now I'm torn between the bear and the owl.

[PrinceNeo]

Which do you think would make better conversation?

[Andres77]

The owl, seeing as they're so wise. ..🙄.
Plus their perspective from flying all over.

[PrinceNeo]

I feel like a bear would be good for a hug

[Andres77]

Once... yup

[PrinceNeo]

Lol imagine if you give a bear an edible

[LaFerrari]

If I could talk to one animal it would be a Vaquita.

[PrinceNeo]

What's that?

[LaFerrari]

An endangered mammal only around 10-15 exist now.

[PrinceNeo]

Holy shit really?

[LaFerrari]

Yes!

[PrinceNeo]

They really need to work on perfecting cloning, so many beautiful animals keep fucking going extinct. 😔

[Shiningtempest]

@princeneo If I could talk to one animal, I would talk to a cat.

[PrinceNeo]

Why a cat

[Shiningtempest]

@princeneo I chose a cat because I want to try to understand their whimsical nature.

[PrinceNeo]

That makes sense

[Dantenera]

A sneak.
I really have a lot of questions for that shit.

[PrinceNeo]

Such as?

[rinke11]

Not my cat because I think he will just ask for more food and get very mean if I say no🤣

[PrinceNeo]

Gonna have a Garfield scenario lol

[Lillie_xo]

i like axolotls ! id be an axolotl ! ミ．．ミ

[PrinceNeo]

Yea they are pretty cute

[tropicalbreeze]

Maybe a Beluga whale. 😀

[PrinceNeo]

Lol what would you talk to a beluga whale about

[tropicalbreeze]

Seems like a big brain animal :) 🤣😅😉

[tropicalbreeze]

Probably ask it for next week's weather prediction 😅

[tropicalbreeze]

And ask if it likes humans as friends or as food or as captors lol 🤗🤭

[karaspara]

Tortoise would be a lifelong friend

[PrinceNeo]

Big one or small one

[karaspara]

Small one don't want it scaring me at night 😂

[Still-alive]

cowabunga!

[karaspara]

@Still-alive Yep would definitely be called MichaelAngelo 😂

[Still-alive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lArqN_zu5tw

have a turtle eating!

[karaspara]

@Still-alive Made short work of that strawberry 😂

[Deathraider]

Owls. They’re little cuties.

[PrinceNeo]

I'd like to think that even though they screech they would actually have beautiful talking voices

[wakeupchy]

my dog

[PrinceNeo]

What do you feel like he would say to you if you could understand him

[wakeupchy]

he would probably sound like cartman from southpark and want mcdonalds, he is just a tad bit spoiled

[PrinceNeo]

You feed him French fries don't you lol

[wakeupchy]

no, he gets a burger sometimes egg and sausage, no roll or biscuit.

[PrinceNeo]

Lol oh so you really spoil him 🤣

[wakeupchy]

he has his own pool too he's a westie but loves to swim, its blow up ring blue one, he jumps in and out he's got rubber duckies and all in it. he's like a kid it would be pretty funny to hear him talk.

[PrinceNeo]

Lol alright that's kind of cute and I can see your reasoning and considering all you got from him he basically is your kid 😂

[PrinceNeo]

Something I want to know is why cartman specifically?🤣

[wakeupchy]

cause my dogs that spoiled and i look at him sitting in front of the tv when cartmans talking it all just seems so right

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Dog. Such lovely animals..

[PrinceNeo]

Dogs are adorable but I feel like they would ask to go outside and play around every 5 minutes lol

[Diablopawn]

A King Tiger

[PrinceNeo]

What makes that tiger so special

[Diablopawn]

they are also known as bengal tiger and they are one of the most dangerous predators on earth.

[Tomriss]

Cats of course

[PrinceNeo]

Trying to have your own puss in boots

[Avicenna]

An elephant

[PrinceNeo]

Why an elephant?

[Avicenna]

They’re interesting animals and among my favorites

[PrinceNeo]

You make a fair point

[Cassieee18]

A panda

[PrinceNeo]

Why a panda 🐼

[exitseven]

cats maybe.

[PrinceNeo]

Lol why the maybe?

[exitseven]

it might not be as much fun as you think. Besides, my cat has seen me naked.

[rcljr]

My dog

[PrinceNeo]

What would you say to your dog if it could talk back?

[rcljr]

Nothing in particular, but I would finally know what he’s saying when he barks like an idiot at 3 am

[ParkMontez]

Orcas for sure

[PrinceNeo]

Why orcas?

[ParkMontez]

They're smart and they seem to like humans

[PrinceNeo]

What would you talk about with the orca

[ParkMontez]

Oh I haven't thought that far ahead.. One thing I guess I'd like to know is why they consistently refrain from attacking humans in the wild

[PrinceNeo]

That's a good start lol

[The-Wise-Phoenix]

Cats

[PrinceNeo]

Nice, cats are cool people.

[Dayman343]

Cats

[PrinceNeo]

Cause Garfield right?

[Dayman343]

No I just like pussies

[PrinceNeo]

Lol well played 👏

[ChocoBat]

Me next pet.

[PrinceNeo]

Which is?

[ThatNoUVAtYourEyes]

Owl, probably

[PrinceNeo]

Fantastic choice

[ThatNoUVAtYourEyes]

I don't know, it is meant to be a wise, swift (and to humans a harmless) animal

[PrinceNeo]

I bet it would make for great conversation

[IncognitoBandito]

Cats or Squirrels

[PrinceNeo]

How would you imagine a conversation with a squirrel going?

[ShyGuy201]

Dogs for sure.

[jimmy2]

Get your ass out of here skunk

[Nick473]

My dog 🐶

[PrinceNeo]

What would you talk with your dog about?

[Nick473]

I don't know but we would be like shaggy and scooby doo

[PrinceNeo]

Hope you got money to get a Van

[Chthou95]

Komodo dragon

[PrinceNeo]

Lol why a komodo dragon

[Dinosaursandanime65]

My cats

[PrinceNeo]

What would you talk to your cats about

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Probably tell them about my friends and my Revolutionary Future Acts and how my day was and whatever they wanna talk about

[blue_rose87]

A humming bird

[PrinceNeo]

That unique, why a humming bird

[blue_rose87]

When I was younger I would sit by my window in room to read during summer vacation, and a humming bird showed up he got pretty close and kept looking at me I guess he curious about what I was doing.
Everyday during the summer I sat there to read, and every day at the same time he showed up and got close to my window to look at me, I wish I knew what he was thinking.
When I read your question I remembered that summer when the little humming bird showed up and kept me company for a while. I wish I knew what he was thinking. That why I chose a humming bird. I always seem to come across humming birds. I'd like to know if they had a message for me.
I read somewhere that hummingbirds are great communicators and bring good intentions from one person to another and that you are lucky if a hummingbird flutters around you – it means the bird is carrying good thoughts and positive messages to you from someone else in this world or in the after world.

[PrinceNeo]

Ooooh that's pretty shway I like it

[PrinceNeo]

Given that circumstance that makes plenty of sense

[Hanmakev]

Elephants duh

[PrinceNeo]

Why elephants

[Hanmakev]

People say that elephants see humans the way we see a puppy or a kitten
Like Aw, look at the little humans
And plus they’re very friendly and smart
You can ride them and they’re huge most animals can’t survive a fight against them some of their skulls are bullet proof but they’re gentle giants they’re just overall the coolest animals to me

[Anonymous]

Falcon

[PrinceNeo]

Why a Falcon?

[HairyPoppins]

My dog for sure.