If animals could talk, which animal would be the nicest/rudest? Why?

[AllGoodNamesRGone]

I know it would be hard to anwer coz i too love animals so I can't imagine them being rude :)., and do forgive if I offended someone by this question.

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For me, I think that a dog would be the nicest speaking animal because in my opinion, they would be able to give me advice and tell me fun jokes and stuff. The rudest for me would probably be a cricket because all they would be capable of doing is chirping at every other word, and that chirp can get annoying at times.

[BCA6010]

Baboons or howler monkeys would be the worst. They're already dicks who incoherently scream at each other and everything else constantly.

Either dogs or horses would be the friendliest, or at least the domesticated ones. They've been symbiotically living with people the longest and would understand human reactions and interactions the best. Dolphins and other similar animals might be up there too.

[jaybee281]

I definitely agree with you on nicest - my dog could ruin my life though with the secrets he's probably witnessed - Rudest though I'm 100% sure would be hyenas - Have you heard their voice? It's what you'd expect from a ghost in a haunted house laughing at how you're gonna trip on a screwdriver 2 seconds later - We're gonna let that speak? Fuck no

[jazmiine]

With the limited knowledge I have of the animal kingdom to me the rudest is the alpaca cause they spit at people.

[jennifer_bloom]

I would say the snake would be the rudest, or maybe the earth work since it’s always so dirty and sensitive

[Aiko_E_Lara]

I think the nicest would be those grass eaters like cattles (except for bulls), sheeps, goats, rabbits, dears or etc. and the rudest would be birds.

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[MCheetah]

Nicest: Dogs and elephants.

Rudest: Dolphins (high intelligence), cats (assholes), and pigeons (city assholes).

[AviatorTom]

A hippopotamus is one of the world's most dangerous animals. If a hippo could talk, I bet it might be pretty rude to us humans: "Get out of my river!"

[Adam1978]

Dogs is clearly the rudest, they don't even need to talk to be it.

[Blackcupcake]

I’d say koalas are the nicest… and dropbears the rudest lol

[femaleswimwear]

A drop bear is just a slang term for a koala

[AdithyaR]

Pandas would be the nicest.
Chihuahuas would be the rudest.

[Medhat-M]

I think Elephants are probably the nicest... Cats maybe the rudest lol

[Aakash_Hangargi]

The way the animals are being used and treated i think all of them would be rude

[BillyBalls]

Alpaca or orangutan for the nicest.

Camel for the rudest.

[WhiteBoyChill]

Dolphins or donkeys the nicest and monkeys the rudest

[MelonSoda]

Rudest: Cats
Nicest: Dogs or bunnies, maybe

[Aerissa_Jade]

The Badger those things are pretty grumpy.

[Aurora1010]

Cats would naturally be the rudest lol

[annabananna]

Hyena rudest and dog nicest

[boobliker]

my old dog he always knows what i was thinking..

[Waldoe]

Dogs would be nicest, Cats would be bitches

[888theGreat]

looks like someone on here

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I think capybaras would be the kindest

[HeartFullOfGlue]

And Pangolins would be really shy and stutter when they try talking to you