If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

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I'd say Cat. :P

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Im not sure about the rudest but I think we would be very disappointed if we knew what birds were saying, right now its mostly viewed in terms of beautiful bird song but its probably not much different to a builders cat calling.

Hmm, now we are back on cats.. that wasn't intentional.

Meerkats are said to be proper dicks though, maybe they would be in the running?

Aiko_E_Lara · Accepted Answer

I think birds would be.

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

Cats are flat out the most disrespectful creatives in the animal kingdom. They’re egotistic, narcissistic, sarcastic, and just flat out look deviant without uttering a single human language. All they do is stare you down, meow and challenge their 9 lines to the limits.

dustybiker · Accepted Answer

Imagine a camel spitting them in the eye and following that up with some... “Whose anonymous, now?”

MCheetah · Answer

Definitely dolphins. Dolphins are the humans of the sea. No one suspects them though cause dolphins are the most passive aggressive.

Cats would still be in the top five, though. Ostriches, pigeons (they only give a sh*t when they're right above your car or head), hyenas, and literal "jackasses" would also be among the top animal jerks, too.

Reverselogic · Answer

Birds. I like them a lot, but they don't give a fuck. They shit all over our cars and everything else. We feed them too and that's the thanks we get. And they're always yapping. They're probably yapping about us as they take a dump on our patio furniture. If they could talk I think they'd be quite rude.

DeeDeeDeVour · Answer

This monster!  Great White Shark

t-8900 · Answer

You underestimate the power of nature's ultimate trolls I love these buggers by the way <3

SaoirseS · Answer

Shetland ponies. Obnoxious little bastards that ought not have the right to be called a horse of any kind.

NewgodX · Answer

Wolverine?  Coz even his human form can be pretty rude

AmandaYVR · Answer

Monkeys, pigs, hippos, rhinos, crocs and alligators, emus and ostriches, kangaroos, hyenas, cobras, and housecats.

sweetmessposts · Answer

Yeah cats would win without contest lol, and this is coming from someone with a pet cat. The amount of sass cats have is ungodly.

Coulis · Answer

Oh wow. There are a lot of animals. Dogs, hyenas, llamas, camels. I think monkeys would make blue comments.

Mellifluous_ · Answer

I don't disagree that cats would be up there on the list 😂 Maybe pigeons 🤔  Orcas and dolphins too. For some reason I feel like Hyenas would be too. They just look like it.

FlutteringFeelings · Answer

Cats, remember Garfield ! The way cats walk and their demeanor says sassy and rude all over it (aha). They have their calm moments but they will start a fight if needed.

lilyanony1 · Answer

Hmm... now I know that people are saying Cats a a lot and to a certain extent, I think that's true. But I think the really feisty ones would be rats, foxes and squirrels.

doopayo · Answer

My cat definitely would cuss me out on the daily 😭

Laura456 · Answer

For sure cats. Some just have this sassy and bossy personality that cannot go unseen. I'm curious as to what they're thinking.

DonkeyDan · Answer

Almost certainly cats, but in a funny sarcastic Garfield way, I'd love a talking cat 😹

Breanna_nonbinary · Answer

Dogs. Like stupid humans, they just don’t realize how offensive they are being.

Still-alive · Answer

seagulls perhaps

YesICan · Answer

Cats definitly.

collie22 · Answer

the wild turkeys are always getting in my garden and digging it up so they get my vote!

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

Flies, let’s face it they spend most of them time walking in shit. eating it, anything coming out of their ‘mouth’ with be foul.

exitseven · Answer

Definitely cat.  What do you think this guy is thinking?

Massageman · Answer

I'm with you - cats. Right up there with crocs and gators.

KoolKid66 · Answer

Probably the homosapiens... They seem to hate each other for some reason... although other animals seem to happy to be dicks to anyone

ChiTown33 · Answer

Deer without a doubt. They don't use the deer crossing like they're supposed to. They like to play chicken with the cars. And if they're not killed on impact it's always a hit and run.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

Probably the dog since they like to bark

Alessia1993 · Answer

Probably a cat they tend to be mean. In Italy their lot of Ferrel Cats.

Mango-man · Answer

Mosquitoes, definitely those blood suckers that can keep you up all night.

Tabasco25 · Answer

Canadian geese. cats are smitfull , dogs lack self control  Geese are evil.

Nazgol · Answer

Yeah cat or squirrels & skunk/raccoons

007kingifrit · Answer

well spiders would be cold calculating and heartless but that's not rude. dolphins would be absolute jerks and otters would be very immature

LegendaryIcon · Answer

The Tasmanian Devil. I mean, it's got the word "devil" in it, how much more rude can you get than that, right?

DarkCarousel · Answer

Birds, like turkey or ostriches. Assholes.

Ez-Bri-Z · Answer

A badger or sea otters. Both are pretty savage.

Jayplays900 · Answer

Fucking Mosqutioes They are the Gold Diggers of the animal kingdom.

najekim · Answer

Oh I'm sure our cats would have something to say. . . .

msc545 · Answer

I think perhaps a parrot.

menina · Answer

I guess lions would be the rudest.

paradiseonearth93 · Answer

I feel like cows would be sassy

IAMNathanael · Answer

Honey badger. Honey badger don't care.

FilmGuy93 · Answer

Squirrels. Those little tree rats are the worst

Justneedtokno · Answer

Every animal in the zoo the would PO

Andres77 · Answer

Exactly! Little frickin snobs!

tatianamay · Answer

Raccoons and cats

Pnp4unMe · Answer

The rudest animal would be a snake

TallAnon · Answer

Geese, fuck those things.

tomtom05131 · Answer

Being a cat owner, i am sure it would be cats.

Flower7 · Answer

Snakes

Relux47 · Answer

Spiders, walk into my web hooman 🕸

mynameisiremm · Answer

don't take me in your arms anymore

Adam1978 · Answer

A fly

Razp_Sorbet · Answer

Llamas

Lucy68 · Answer

Probably a cat

jimmy2 · Answer

You try living this with this long neck

Astarlessnightsky · Answer

Humans

purplepoppy · Answer

The jackass

Akın001 · Answer

Gorillas with cigar 🦍

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah defo cats, I think squirrels too

IncognitoBandito · Answer

Badger or Wolverine

Anonymous · Answer

Still would be humans lol

cth96190 · Answer

Cats. 😻

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