If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

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Insects. ﾠ

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Bobcat. They walk with their elbows out like bulldogs and look at you with contempt.

I've had them walk past me in my yard, 20' away, like I'm an insignificant piece of shit.

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  and to think... they can take down a grown deer...
  
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Cats... def cats. They don't care, they don't pretend to care, they simply don't gaf.

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  🤣😆
  
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  Thanks for the MHO!!!
  
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Skunks! Theyll straight up blast you just for saying, "hello."
❤️...**.*...*.. But that doesn't stop me from wanting to smooch this cute little face! 🥰🥰🥰

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Probably pigeons.

I know everyone is saying cats and I get that. They walk haughty and act haughty but here's my guess: cats, if they could speak human, would be like those people who are so glacially polite that you are just shut out of their life.

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Hyenas
This question reminds me of a episode of robot chicken.(sorry for the ****ty quality video that apparently was shot by someone with parkinsons). 😂
https://www.youtube.com/embed/n-FsRB8D29k

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This guy. He does not suffer fools.
Harry

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Donkeys. Their kicks alone are mean.

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I think it would be the cat. Cats are known for being independent and aloof, and they often don't care about what humans think. They would probably be very blunt and honest, even if it was rude.

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Badgers or mosquitos, probably.
Although ant colonies would probably be like dealing with the CCP, and cats are already assholes without saying anything.

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- Lokiion
  
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  Surprised someone else said badgers
  
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Definitely cats😂

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🤣I'm shocked to see almost every second comment is about cat...
🙂👍A Cat!

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A French poodle... they have an attitude. There's a poodle in our neighborhood... all the other dogs hate him.

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Cats. They don't need to talk to be assholes.

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Well actually they can and perfectly, and all who can are not disrespectful in any way.

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Probably French bulldogs, most annoying animal ever

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Honey Badgers. They just don't GAF what you think.

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Honey bangers by far they crazy
https://www.youtube.com/embed/nWfeFrLl6LM

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- Lokiion
  
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  If you don’t want to watch this amazing video by him the here. They are Fearlessness and aggression regularly steal from bigger animals such as leopards they also take honey from bees until they are stung to death. Obviously this isn’t most of why the video explains it much better
  
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- Lokiion
  
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  I meant honey badgers autocorrect
  
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Formerly mute humans.

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humans already are...

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Hyenas. They’re always laughing at you.

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  And that laugh is hideous.
  
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- WhitneySnow
  
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  @Wise4myage true lol
  
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The hyena I’m assuming

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Tasmanian devil

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Monkeys would be rude and funny AF.

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Probably domestic cats.

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Honey badgers don't give a fuck.

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Donkeys. lol j/k

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Honey Badger

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Cats 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛ 🐱 🐈

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Tasmania devil?

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Spoiled cats.

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Donkeys

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snakes 🐍

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Cats

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Cats and horses

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A badger

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- Losalt
  
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  Badgers would be rude.
  But I'm not at all sure that the badger would beat any of their relatives...
  Honey badgers, wolverines, wessels and otters are all bloody mental at times...
  
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Birds.

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Parrots

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Monkey lol

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Roosters

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Ostriches

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Hyenas.

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Cats

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A snake.

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Seagulls

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  Yeah they are assholes even without speaking.
  
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House cats

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