What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said to a pet (out loud)?

[LiaRaven]

[glennos89]

I'm not sure but for some reason I do seem to talk to my pet as if I'm talking to a little child. I soften my voice and I often realise that I'm sounding really stupid when I talk to my cat who also seems to get annoyed from me talking to her like that😂

[Shiprex]

Why did you do that?
The weird bit is that I expected an answer.

[Shiprex]

Ty @liaraven for the mho

[WonderingManII]

I don't remember, I would need to call heaven and ask to speak to my former dogs.

[Anonymous]

"Your head is shaped just like a cunt."
Thinking back on it, maybe it was more like a skinny bike seat.

[Agape93]

Why do you keep smelling the damn possum?

[exitseven]

What are we having for dinner

[Anonymous]

Do you like TV (to my rabbit) :P

[CaptanHellams]

Dou you want looking my dog?