What is the weirdest shit you've heard someone say?

[Anonymous]

Or at least that you can think of right now, I'm sure we have all heard other says some wild shit before, let's see what y'all can remember 😂

[Vevv123]

One time my ex was casually telling me that there was a certain culture (I’m not sure if it’s a culture, but it’s specific to a place, I’m not going to mention the place because it was one incident and I’m not sure if that’s even common there) that would throw oil in women’s faces if they tried separating from their husbands, then he said “you’re lucky I’m not from there, but that’s just something to think about just in case you ever try leaving me”.

[Vevv123]

*hot oil

[Asker]

Interesting 😂

[Miah06]

Me and my boyfriend went to a drive through. And he has blue/gray eyes. The girl must not of seen me in the car as i had the chair leaned back.

She opened the drive-thru window.

Her: oh my! you have the prettiest eyes, i ever seen.

Him: umm.. thanks

Her: i want to scoop them out and put them in mine.

That is when I sat up and said "how about you just get our food."

[Charliefretz329]

Good job protecting dudes eyeballs! 👀 some women are dangerous!

[Miah06]

@Charliefretz329 his eyes are too pretty for his own good

[DryGermanGuy]

Every time a conspiracy kook feels the need to release his deranged nonsense in public… 🙄😵

[Asker]

There's some good conspiracies tho 😂

[MemeSupreme]

RUBY LEVELED UP

RUBY GON GLOBAL, EPIDEMIC PROPORTION. I GOT THE TORCH AND NOW IM LIGHTING UP

GAS... ON THE PORCH KICK BACK

[MemeSupreme]

and i got no clue lol

[Asker]

What 😂

[MemeSupreme]

i was singing their song as i was writing that lol
youtu.be/B7ZxzrZUsV4?si=yYpB0lDF5mFx3tFb&t=77

[Anonymous]

I heard someone say dear god please no in a bathroom , I don’t even wanna know what happened 🤣

[Asker]

That person was taking the craziest shit of their life lol

[Opinion Owner]

Probably 🤣

[leahzrc]

whenever someone protects a predator

[Asker]

Yea true, weirdos lol

[Pop9311]

Slavery was good gave slaves useable skills for jobs. Triickle down economics. They took our jobs.

[Anonymous]

I usually ignore weird shit people say.