What was the weirdest conversation you ever overheard?

[Anonymous]

TL;DR At the bottom.

For me, it was this one day when I was in line at the doctor, and I was there for like 2 or 3 hours waiting. And there was these two women, and they started talking about "How they love going with no bra! How going braless is awesome! How they love no bra day!"

And all fine and dandy. If they wanna go braless that's their choice, and I respect that!

But then they kept going on and on and on about bralessness. By the time I knew it, 1 hour had passed and they were still talking about it. Then 2 hours had passed, and they were still talking about it!

Then I don't remember if there was a 3rd hour or if by that point the doctor had attended me or not, but either way as I was attended by the doctor they were STILL talking about it! By the time I was done with my doctor's appointment it looks like those two women were also gone, but holy fucking shit, they spent 2 entire fucking hours talking about nothing but bralessness!

TL;DR These two women at the doctor's who literally spent 2 entire hours talking about how they like to go braless and nothing else. Like I respect their choice and all, but TWO FUCKING HOURS?

[Laciejordan]

A couple years ago, my sister, Mom and I were at a restaurant and there were two older guys (I'm thinking mid 70's) sitting in a booth behind us. They spent the entire time talking about how they were going to get rid of a huge beehive lol. It sounded like they were neighbors and they were going to do it themselves and not pay to get rid of it. They talked about burning the tree down, shooting it out of the tree from a vehicle, filling a pressure washer with gas and spraying them with it. All kinds of crazy things! We figured they ended up either, shooting themselves, burning their house down or blowing themselves up. It was funny listening to them but I do hope they're ok...

[Asker]

That's actually really funny, not gonna lie, lol! I do hope they're okay, but yeah, that's low-key a pretty fascinating conversation to overhear, albeit awkward, haha.

That sounds like the type of conversation two drunk or high friends would have or something. Because drunk or high friends can talk to each other on and on and on about the most mundane topics since they literally just don't care, lol.

The things people do to save money, lol. To an extent I can't really blame them, but yeah, it's just funny how they were speculating and conspiring so much, lol.

I WOULD make a joke about how I feel sorry for the bees, but I don't really like bugs or arachnids in general, so... yeah. Lol.

[petitedollbabee]

Wasn’t really a conversation I heard, more just a sentence accompanied by gross behaviour. Was at a McDonald’s with my sister, her kids were playing on the playground. There was a table with half eaten food that someone had left behind before we got there. As we’re sitting at a different table, two women walk in and go to the table with the food on it, and start picking through it and finishing the left overs. I stand up to walk past the table on my way to the bathroom and just as I walk past, one of them does a massive fart, she laughs and says to the other woman “I guess you can tell I’m a boy mama huh?”.

[Asker]

Holy shit... that's so bizarre! LOL! Were those two women actually adults or more late teens? And if they were adults, I hope they weren't 30 or older, lol. Acting that stupid is understandable for late teens and 20s, but not 30+.

But either way, yeah, that's so weird. It's low-key kind of funny just because it's so random, stupid, and inappropriate. "I guess you can tell I'm a boy mama huh?" Like WHAT THE FUCK does that even mean? Lol.

[petitedollbabee]

I know right 😭 both women looked around 30-35, it was so unexpected

[Asker]

30-35... yeah, they had no excuse then, LOL. Unless they were on some sort of drug or something, there's no excuse a 30-35 year old should be acting that braindead. Unless they were 20 something year olds that just looked older due to unhealthy lifestyles. Either way... it's still weird. Lol.

[Anonymous]

Last year I was staying in a hotel, and in the morning I could hear through the wall the sounds of someone having sex. I couldn't make out most of what was said but I did hear a female voice repeat several times "put it in my butt". Apparently he complied because things got quiet and then the noises got louder after a minute or two. Later when I was leaving my room, this middle aged couple came out of the room next door. It felt a little awkward.

[Asker]

Damn, lol. That IS awkward. Especially since it turned out to be a middle aged couple. By the sounds of it you would most likely think they're late teens, in their 20s, or early 30s at the oldest. But definitely not middle aged, lol.

Despite what we may think, I've heard that elderly people in the nursing home are CRAZY sexual with each other... probably because they're alone together all day with nothing else to do, and family will rarely visit, so they gotta make use of their time somehow, lol. But point being, "innocent elderly people" can be just as horny as young people, if not more. And so middle aged people would DEFINITELY be horny for sure, 100%, lol.

But yeah. Even if it was a young couple it'd still be awkward regardless, lol. Hearing a private sexual conversation like that.

[Anonymous]

Women can talk about nothing for hours so that doesn’t surprise me but I never really listen much to other people talking if it’s not interesting and usually never is so I don’t recall any weird ones like that

[Asker]

You're not wrong, but this is definitely by far the weirdest conversation I've overheard, lol. Even by women's standards. I've definitely heard women talk about nothing for a long time, but these two women talking about bralessness went above and beyond for sure, lol.

One time I overheard two elderly women talking about the weather for like 45 minutes straight, but definitely not 2+ hours like these two women, lol. And these two women were like in their late teens/early 20s. So it's kind of concerning that not even elderly women went as far as they did, lol.

I don't understand what's so interesting about going braless anyway. That'd be like two guys talking for 2+ hours about how much they like to go commando.

[Opinion Owner]

Surprised they were so young and talking about that for so long

[Asker]

Yup... I just don't get what's so interesting about going out with no bra.

Woman 1: Oh my god I hate wearing bras so much!

Woman 2: Oh my god same! In contrast though, I love going out with no bra!

Woman 1: Ah yes yes yes no bra is awesome!

Woman 2: Exactly! Bras are by far the most uncomfortable piece of clothing ever made in history! That's why every woman should try going braless at least once!

And it just went on and on and on non-stop for like 2 or 3 hours...

Even if you find it sexy when women go braless the conversation got very, VERY boring after a while.