What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard someone say?

Question

Last week at work someone called me an overachiever for peeing on break instead of on company time… WTF LOL I pee when I have to, not whether I’m getting paid for it or not🤦🏼‍♀️

loveslongnails · Accepted Answer

Most of the craziest things I've ever heard, at least recently, are said by politicians or maga-heads. There's crazy, and there's dumb, but they often blend together. Here's a short list of some that I've actually heard said, not just read:

* The now deceased Senator from Misery, (MO) Todd Akin, once said: "If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." As opposed to an illegitimate rape.
* A maga-head once told me that "Trump's lies are better than Hilary's lies, so that's why I voted for him"

But here's the winner:

* About 10 years ago, I was on an app with chat rooms. I don't even remember the app, but I was in a travel group room chatting with a girl named Julie about islands in the Caribbean. She was asking for a lot of detail and suggested calling instead of chatting, so I gave her my number. She told me she was 21 and she & her girlfriend's wanted to go somewhere in the Carib for college break. I gave her some recommendations, and that was that.

About a month later, I get a phone call from a crazy sounding lady telling me that Julie was her daughter who is 15 years old, and she wants money because I got her daughter pregnant. I laughed and explained "I've never met your daughter, whatever age she is, and last time I checked, you can't get pregnant from a phone call".

The woman ranted on and said "I have your number! You'll be hearing from my lawyer and the cops unless you give me $5,000!!" I'm still waiting. LMAO

Somoneelse · Accepted Answer

The dumbest thing I heard was someone in high school who was boasting about how she was drunk almost daily and barely drank herself into a coma every week.

Another dumb thing is mostly from politicians. One is known in our country for wearing bulletproof vests during government-meetings to "support" his conspiracy theories like how our government is working with China (we aren't even in the USA) and how we (the people) are getting enslaved by a higher power to live like mindless sheep's.

19magic · Accepted Answer

My favourite wtf did I just overhear one was back in secondary school around 14-16. My class had just finished pe and I got changed and waited outside, as my friends took forever and I wanted some fresh air. Well a minute later another girl from my class was chatting with her friend and said:

"Omg, you would never be able to guess what happened to me over rthe weekend

What was it?

My mother is absolutely mental, so me and brad were home alone and doing it in the bedroom

Right what about it

Well mum came home early and walked in on us got a chair out and watched us, she told us to continue and that we had to finish

Wait what, why on earth would she do that? Did you actually finish then?

It was so embarrassing, but she just wouldn't leave and yeah sort of. And I asked her the next day, she said her mother did it to her when she first started having sex so when she caught me, she did the same"

And that was one of the most bizarre convos I've ever overheard in my life lol 😂🥴 so much so that even 12 years later I still remember it.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

my own mother has been trying her hardest for years to convince me that i am not beautiful and everybody out there will have the same opinion as her and will agree with her.

of course i don’t believe it at all, why, because there are a few people out there that actually complimented me physically and fashion wise. i’ll admit that i’m not all that, i’m not the society’s standard but the thing is, if i still get compliments from people, that means i cannot be that ugly, right?

but i keep wondering, why the convince and for what?

Dongie · Answer

This guy, kinda tipsy, had been in the doghouse with his female boss (smoker) and showed up and asked her " if those fuckin checks are ready yet bitch". She called the cops and fired him.

NathanDavis · Answer

- Aaron Rodgers is way better than Tom Brady - Nickelback is way better than Pearl Jam... - Pepsi is better than Coca~Cola - Avocado is the best thing in the world...

exitseven · Answer

Every day there seems to be one that tops the crazy thing from yesterday. Today it is that illegal aliens can own firearms. I am afraid of what it will be next.

DryGermanGuy · Answer

All the MAGA rallies interviews. The second-hand embarrassment practically rams through the computer screen and knocks one out. 🤯😖

KrakenAttackin · Answer

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time" 😉

laly520 · Answer

heard that sun was created by (won't name by whom) to control humans

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

That men are from mars and women are from venus, does it means that a trans came from marsvenus 🤣🤣

BLP11520 · Answer

Flat earth stuff, and the guy said the AWAC Air Force plane was over his house spying on him. He listen to short wave radio lol😂

strateguy632 · Answer

about mexico border "i wouldn't call that a CRISIS" cray cray!

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Some Avon lady told me once when I was in my late 20s, wow did you age. It made me feel like I was in my late 50s-60s, Lol

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

Did they really call you that for peeing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Massageman · Answer

"your taxes won't increase a single penny" -  obummer

Surely · Answer

“The border is secure and it is not my fault!”

Alex8736 · Answer

Biological men can get pregnant and have babies lol

KostasKouvalis · Answer

That Joe Biden died a few years ago and the person running our country is in fact a body double

DJB72 · Answer

Everyone who can't say a woman is an adult female human with two X chromosomes

Alex-Snow · Answer

When Trump said the 2020 election was rigged

Pterodon · Answer

That Biden is better at running the country than Trump

AngryCarl · Answer

I think it was when George Lucas said "Making magic is not for amateurs." Really, George? Really?

OtterMan68 · Answer

Donald Trump was chosen by God to lead the US

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