What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen/heard someone brag about?

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What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen/heard someone brag about?

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A friend’s husband just got fired from his job and I swear they acted like it was something to celebrate. Even if you hate your job, getting fired doesn’t look so food in your resume…I even knew someone that bragged about how many jobs they got fired from in one year..

I’ve seen people at work brag about having to wear an “ankle bracelet”…

Or the people that brag about how many people they sleep with, like that makes them something special.. Where to me, it’s not how many can you get, but how many can you “keep “…

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Massageman Follow
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It's not particularly "crazy", but there is this one friend of ours. "Status" is her things. Compliment her clothes, it's a rhetorical, "Oh this old rag, I just threw on?". Her favorite is to make a crock-pot meal and- SOMEhow and SOMEwhere in the evening- mention how little time it took her to make it, but thought it would "be good". Heck- since a jillion people at the company who makes the soup mixes (or whatever recipe source) KNOW it will work, it's just not that big a deal. I feel happier and better for the experience when I scratch cook a new dish and add that to my mental cook book. Now, I have an additional way of prepping a decent meal if things start to go south.
Again not "crazy", but we recently repainted our living room/dining room, and hung some shelves in the DR to display family-drawn/built/painted artwork, sculptures, etc. Five generations and still on a good creative streak! I WOULD brag about that- just a bit. But since I am only 1 of 14 creative family members the work on display, I guess I only have 7.143% bragging rights! :- )

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Aww sounds cool
  
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- Massageman
  
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  Certainly makes the DR less formal, but it does make for interesting chat and fond memories.
  
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  That’s what life’s about
  
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Every now and then some guy will try and brag about having had sex with some absurd, ridiculously high number of women... and expect guys to be impressed by that. These guys clearly have issues with sex, or lying, or both... but it's the complete lack of self-awareness that I find so baffling.
Someone will swear they've had sex with over 700 women (or some bullshit) and expect a high-five. "You're super cool and oh-so-alpha, bro... but please don't touch me."
Oh wait, I also knew a guy who (with his hand in some sort of cast) seemed really proud of just how hard he managed punched the wall that broke his hand. (dummy)

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  I hear you there!!!
  
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- exitseven
  
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  The guys that brag about it most are the guys that get it least.
  
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  @exitseven haha true true
  
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I was at a party, and there was a guy there bragging about getting “shot”, because he was such a “big time drug dealer”! Okay so that’s not exactly a quote, but that’s what he was bragging about. I was absolutely shocked! I couldn't believe that this guy was so delusional that he believed him being a drug dealer would impress anyone. All it did for me was make me want to get the hell out of that house as quickly as possible!

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Yeah sadly I’ve seen people behave that way when worked at the smoke shop by my house. Guy come in flashing his wad of cash like he was the shit. He probably in prison right about now.
  
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- CrazyGirl2
  
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  WTF goes through. These idiots minds, that they thing intelligent women would be impressed by their illegal activity? #SomeGuysJustDontGetIt
  
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Right again lol
  
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- CrazyGirl2
  
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  😉🥰
  
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jennifer_bloom Follow
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I’m high school, I heard guys brag about their time in jail and I thought it was hilarious they took pride in their bad decisions.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Yeah that really is… sad thing is, they usually don’t learn,, even the hard way
  
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MCheetah Follow
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A month ago, a guy on this site, two of them in fact, were bragging about being simps on OnlyFans. "Noisewater" and some other dude. It was the most bizarre, pathetic, sad, miserable sh*t I've ever seen on this site, especially considering they wanted people to take them seriously and listen to them as if they were "real men."
It makes my skin crawl how someone can be THAT self-loathing, and I say that as someone who dislikes his physical appearance. Being a "proud simp" is leagues below anything worthy of respect, however. That is as emasculated and pitiful as a human can get; which is why most simps turn out to be male feminists and incels; the OTHER two bottom-of-the-barrel type men in society.

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TonyMetal___86 Follow
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All i hear about from my friends is sex, women and like you said, how many women the gigolos have slept with...
Personally i hate such convo's, don't wanna know about your sex life and do not care about it, anyone can sleep with many women (ho*s) i'd like to hear stories about love and eternal marriage, like a couple who are married for 60+ years and they still love each other a lot and celebrate everything together 😌

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Right!!!
  
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whirled_up_girl Follow
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I've heard some young people brag about how fast they were driving on slippery roads, I looked at them like they were crazy when they were talking. They still didn't seem to understand how serious that could be 🤦‍♀️

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  And not just for themselves, but for other drivers on the road
  
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Guy13 Follow
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It is the people who try to out brag one another about being worse off than the other one. " Man, I've got a headache... Ah yeah, I know my migraines kill me... Yeah, I think that's what I've got coming... did I tell you they discovered a brain tumor on the MRI."

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DryGermanGuy Follow
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During school age, some boys would brag how much they could drink/would spend on drinking per weekend. Including the fact having to go into the E. R., getting their stomachs pumped out. Utter ridiculousness! 🤦‍♂️

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Yeah that is
  
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MotherEarth2020 Follow
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Hi.
Yes there have been a few, But the biggest one is when my husband is with his friends.
They are such bullshitters. Its like everything they talk about is lies

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Probably funny though lol
  
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Probably how many women my buddy slept with as if those barnacles down below were a consolation prize lol

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  See you still got the haters or hater lol
  They obsessed with you lol
  
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- coachTanthony
  
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  I am obsession worthy ain't I? Ha
  
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Are you? LOL
  
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- coachTanthony
  
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  YES hello it's me lol
  
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  I need more coffee for that lol
  
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- coachTanthony
  
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  Ha Ha Ha
  
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Clyde_123 Follow
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Getting fired is something they brag about? Thats odd.
Me I guess my neighbor who has an accountant daughter who allegedly riding a car full of money on seat to deliver money to the bank. She also said her daughter is renting an apartment where she uses her eye to unlock the door like eye scanner you see in the movie 😂

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AdithyaR Follow
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Had a classmate brag about making a professor cry in class.
I regret being absent to class that day cause I'd have defended the teacher and ripped this guy apart.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Bullies think they look smart or strong and don’t get they just look stupid and weak
  
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- AdithyaR
  
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  Yeah. What happened is that he made an anonymous complaint that the teacher's classes were bad. Now honestly his class was lacking but the class as a whole wanted to talk to him directly first about making some changes but this kid decides to go around to the management and just say cruel things.
  The teacher came to class and originally apologized for it and that's when he broke down.
  He didn't know who said it but we knew cause this kid had a smirk on his face. We didn't tell the teacher cause we didn't wanna hurt him further.
  
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- AdithyaR
  
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  All it accomplished for the kid was that the entire class of 60 basically ostracised him for the three years of college, aside for his two minions. None of us spoke to him or hung around with him for the entirety of our course.
  
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- 19magic
  
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  I've had that happen before but it was the other way round. It was after the Christmas holidays and most of the class didn't do their homework (it was our GCSEs so 16 at the time) and she was going round asking people and she got two rows in and almost shouted at one of the nicest guys in school and made him cry. It was really out of order and pissed most of the class off and they ripped her apart and ended up making her cry and run out of the classroom. That year she either quit or got let go and we never saw her again.
  
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- AdithyaR
  
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  Yeah I've had a teacher like that too. Woman would scream at anyone, students and even other teachers if she decides they did something wrong.
  
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TrillXHippy Follow
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I wouldn’t say that he was bragging about it but for some reason being shot at was funny to my brother. He was the only person outside when a car drove by and he wasn’t hit. Regardless that’s not something to laugh at

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  No definitely not
  
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NathanDavis Follow
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bad hombres bragging... that's actually crazy, lol

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Right!
  
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Guccigabbana18 Follow
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Being a homewrecker. It's not the flex people think it is, it just means you suck.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Right!!! There’s a married chick at my job f*cking around with a guy that works there that has a girlfriend, and she acts like she’s the shit… oh she’s the shit alright, piece of shit lol
  
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Xoirwinkan Follow
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A young lady of North African descent told me she was still a virgin, waiting for marriage, unlike white sluts. A bit odd to hear nowadays but I agree with her.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  I agree virginity is something to be proud of versus the idiots that try to shame people for being virgins, but not all whites women are sluts and that’sa racist statement, oh but forgot only whites people can be racist (eye roll, smh)
  
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- Xoirwinkan
  
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  Every ethnicity stereotypes the others, but yeah obviously not ALL white women are 'loose' but a huge portion are.
  
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  And a huge portion aren’t
  
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Lliam Follow
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In my early 20s, I knew a girl who was known for winning a hot dog eating contest and was quite proud of her accomplishment. She was small, too.

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RavVid Follow
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Nothing that crazy. Except when I was younger some guys would boast about how many times they had rolled their car or how many transmissions they had destroyed. I thought they were nongs.

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A friend of mine was bragging to me about how hard she pegged a guy once it was weird hearing a woman bragging about that

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  Okay that’s kinda funny though lol
  
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My brother's ex boasting about how she got her own back by cheating on him with a friend.

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  That just fucks her up not him
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  True but still. Crazy
  
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GoodGuyBreakingBad Follow
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This one woman was so into smoking that she called a cigarette that was her brand named it Steak and the brand name was Salem.

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I don't think that's crazy to feel relief and freedom for finally quitting a job that you hated and was toxic for you... On the contrary, it can be cathartic...
What's ridiculous to me is when people brag about their success on social media (including this site), as well as their number of followers, as if this a real job, or an achievement

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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  They didn’t quit, they got FIRED!
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  But agree to the bragging about internet popularity… pretty stupid you ask me
- CrystalShadows2
  
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  But were they literally bragging about it, or just trying to play it cool? That's really odd indeed; never heard of something like this before
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  I have, said I knew someone that bragged about losing shit I don't know at least 15+ jobs in one year smh and yes the person last night didn’t care he got fired cuz he hated his job. I hate my job, I’m not gonna try to get fired or celebrate if I did… when the hate gets too much, I’ll get a different job FIRST, then quit…
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There's this Jewish-Canadian YouTuber called Drew Binsky. He made a whole video about how illegally entered Libya by falsifying claims that he was a freelance oil consultant, as the country was only issuing work visas. I'm kind of disappointed that Libyan officials were so stupid, but what can you expect for revolutionaries.

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