Bored? Will You Play Caption This With Me?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

1.

"No dear, I don't think you're a Jackass"

2.

"Them Playboy pussies ain't got nothing on me"

3.

"So I like tail, so what"?

4.

"Chia pet gone wrong"

5.

"What, you've never had a bad hair day"?

6.

"Thanks to the coronavirus and hoarders we're gonna have to eat dog for dinner"

What can you come up with?

[Lliam]

1. "Who did you say was going to eat whom for Thanksgiving, boy?"

2. The donkey on the left is thinking "Jeez you're a dumb ass. STFU."

3. "With this clever disguise, I'll finally catch that rabbit."

4. Overprotective older brother.
Sister, "I'd rather be in a fucking leash."

5. "After swimming in that pond near the factory farm, I developed this strange growth."

6. "What do you think of this perm. Is it too much?"

7. "Help! The gangsta bullies are picking on me!"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 funny I got a really bad perm in the late 80's looked worse than that poodle 😂😂

[Lliam]

My wife has some really funny photos from the 80s of her and her friends with big hair.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aqua Net... The crack of the "80's"
😂😂😂

[ThatGuy133]

1) are my balls going to droop like that. 2) I can’t believe he had the nerve to call me an ass 3) i am not amused 4) mush bitch! 5) you’re not supposed to see me! 6) I should have used a dryer sheet 7) they are breeding!!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ha ♥️ loved em especially 4,5, and 6😂😂😂

[ThatGuy133]

Thanks 💚

[arabgoddess]

Oh man this is hard and I'm not good at these.. Here it goes..
1. Please don't hurt me, can't you see we're the same colour!
2. Hahahaha that was one ass of a joke!
3. Excuse me.. Do I look like a play bunny to you!
4. I won't let you walk away from me
5. 'I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me'
6. I do my hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
7. Gang up on someone your own size!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😁 those were good

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Waaaa! Mommy! The turkey ate my other shoe! Waaaa!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lmao ok now the other 6?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Hey dumb ass! Cat got your tongue?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Hey dumb ass! Cat got your tongue?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I'm gonna pee & poo on your face while you sleep for dressing me like this.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Take me with you!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Is it Halloween already?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

That groomer is dead! You hear me? Dead!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Uummm... Why y'all lookin' at me like that?

[DeeDeeDeVour]

@Brainsbeforebeauty: Thank you for the MHGirl pick. :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thank you for great answer as always

[meesegoMoo]

1. She dun been held up by the jivest turkey around.
2. How every conversation feels when you talk to a nervous laugher.
3. The laziest Disney remake yet!
4. Flossing in the animal kingdom.
5. This is a bush! I ordered a dogwood!
6. Funky pup partying like it's '74.
7. When you dog cann't handle all the Pu... kittens. The kittens. It couldn't handle drowning in... kittens.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 good ones

[TCredo]

lol... you are on a roll Toots :) For the jackass one maybe go with "Turn around! Oh wait... you are"

P. S. that afro like dog pic... that's pretty much me now... I've grown 4 inches already... if no haircut places open until May, I'll easily put on another 9 :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Ohhhh you were talking bout hair.. For minute, was like hot daaammmn 4 in. Plus 9 more 😁😂

[TCredo]

lol... ok... I shall remember this thread now so if anyone ever even begins to hint or suggest or call etc... you a prude, this right here will be my exhibit A for how wrong they would be lol :)

Of course... I would also have exhibits B through Z fifty-two times over with all your other posts lol :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

What are you saying... Either I'm called a slut or a prude... And women ruin things smh

[TahoeHiker]

You nailed it especially the last one. ( toots? ) ok

[TCredo]

Hmmm... I wonder if there is some type of slut/prude shaming scale... like what would be in the middle... let me ask Sir Google... (I left briefly to search... now I am back...) - ok quick searches found not exactly what I was looking for but interesting nonetheless... most of the stuff was about what a woman wears... which I guess reflects BS attitudes overall...

[Kezzz]

1. "You're an ass but I still love ya😁".2. "This is the closest you're getting to a Playboy bunny mister!"3. "I'm gonna tail you every where you go" 4. I'm green, mean and every person's dream!5. "Don't look at me like that even dogs have bad hair days!"6. "What's wrong woofer, scared of some pussies?"

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wow.. Very good 😂😂👍👍😁

[Kezzz]

Haha thanks. Not good at captions but I tried my best !

[TahoeHiker]

1. Im a vegan. I didn't eat turkey last year.
2. Hey Donkey. What do you call Donald Trump and Mike Pence having lunch?
Two jack asses having lunch. Hee haw
3 If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my tail. Oh thanks

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol funny

[bluehen46]

On the first picture
Damn turkey bit my cock off

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 the first pic was just question pic... Lol it's the other 6 you supposed to caption lol

[The_boy_who_lived]

1. Turkeys steal childrens pants, you may feel less bad about eating them.


5. How you feel after listening to Neil Degrasse Tyson

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂

[COMMODOREII]

1. You ass!!
2. Tell me I'm pretty.
3. Follow me to the den.
4. That cat won't know what hit him.
5. I love afros.
6. Ok kitties time to get him.

😂😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 very good lmao

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Almost said thanks for playing with me, then realized how that sounds 😂😁😂

[COMMODOREII]

*face palm* you always have to bring up our private lives. Lmao 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's private 😂😂😁

[COMMODOREII]

Lmao 😂😂

[DaTruth44]

3. I told that fucking Easter Bunny not to come in my yard. Did he listen? Apparently not.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 funny lmao

[Shebleble]

3. When your mom makes you tryn on the onesie she got you for Christmas ( i lk love onesies)😭😂

[CHARismatic110]

4. You bitches could neverrrr!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol that was one, where the other 5 lmao 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You gonna play, gotta play... Lol yes whiskey buzzed oh well

[CHARismatic110]

That's the one that stood out for me lol 🤷🏾‍♀️

[loveslongnails]

Brains, I gotta tell ya... that first picture really rubs me the wrong way. I just don't like it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

? Why

[loveslongnails]

Because the kid reminds me of those commercials I've seen for "Save the Children" from poverty stricken countries. Then they show the sewage running through the streets with the chickens in them.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well sorry to traumatize you

[loveslongnails]

Eh... it's ok. Don't pretend that you care... I'll have less respect for you! LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Do you respect me now tho 🤔🙂

[loveslongnails]

I do... and I did, regardless of that wild night together, I think you're awesome !! tons of respect !!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Wait what? Lol what wild night together? Damn Alzheimer's kicking in already, cus don't remember that 🤔😁🤣😂

[loveslongnails]

I have video... I'll send it. I can't talk about it here, I respect you too much.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Har har real funny you wish lol

[loveslongnails]

Babe... you're the one, admittedly, with Alzheimers. How do YOU KNOW what happened? I have video.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Cuz you've never even met me much less anything else. Only in your dreams babe😊

[loveslongnails]

How can you be sure? You have dementia.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Dude whatever you smoking is good shit lmao Ain't nothing wrong with these brains yet. I wish there's things in my life could forget, but unfortunately always remember

[loveslongnails]

I think you've forgotten your sense of humor somewhere... check the sofa. Sometimes it falls out in the cushions :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Is that where you lost yours 😂🤣 ha haha😁

[loveslongnails]

I never lose mine... in fact, it's usually too perverse for most people.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Good thing I'm not most people I'm just me 😊

[simplelikeme]

😂😂😂😂😂😂fuk me... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You were supposed to make up captions lol

[simplelikeme]

My brain hurts too much right now LOL

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh sorry. Have a headache?

[simplelikeme]

Yeah lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Why don't you lay down and try to rest

[simplelikeme]

I am. Lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah I'm lounging but fell asleep earlier so may not be able to fall asleep right away

[simplelikeme]

I'm sorry... im beat lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Go to sleep 😊

[simplelikeme]

I did silly lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's good. Feeling better?

[simplelikeme]

A little, head still hurts. But it's the nerve pain 😔

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Sorry to hear that. You may not want to read the take I'm working on if it hurts to laugh 😊

[simplelikeme]

Fuk you... haha send that shit baby 😂😂😂😂😂

[simplelikeme]

You always make me laugh 😁😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 oh I sent that shit already 😂😂

[simplelikeme]

Lol ok...

[HonestWeirdo]

2. What do you call a 3 legged donkey? a wonky!