1. "Who did you say was going to eat whom for Thanksgiving, boy?"
2. The donkey on the left is thinking "Jeez you're a dumb ass. STFU."
3. "With this clever disguise, I'll finally catch that rabbit."
4. Overprotective older brother.
Sister, "I'd rather be in a fucking leash."
5. "After swimming in that pond near the factory farm, I developed this strange growth."
6. "What do you think of this perm. Is it too much?"
7. "Help! The gangsta bullies are picking on me!"
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1) are my balls going to droop like that. 2) I canβt believe he had the nerve to call me an ass 3) i am not amused 4) mush bitch! 5) youβre not supposed to see me! 6) I should have used a dryer sheet 7) they are breeding!!!
Oh man this is hard and I'm not good at these.. Here it goes..
1. Please don't hurt me, can't you see we're the same colour!
2. Hahahaha that was one ass of a joke!
3. Excuse me.. Do I look like a play bunny to you!
4. I won't let you walk away from me
5. 'I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me'
6. I do my hair toss
Check my nails
Baby how you feelin'?
7. Gang up on someone your own size!
Waaaa! Mommy! The turkey ate my other shoe! Waaaa!
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1. She dun been held up by the jivest turkey around.
2. How every conversation feels when you talk to a nervous laugher.
3. The laziest Disney remake yet!
4. Flossing in the animal kingdom.
5. This is a bush! I ordered a dogwood!
6. Funky pup partying like it's '74.
7. When you dog cann't handle all the Pu... kittens. The kittens. It couldn't handle drowning in... kittens.lol... you are on a roll Toots :) For the jackass one maybe go with "Turn around! Oh wait... you are"
P. S. that afro like dog pic... that's pretty much me now... I've grown 4 inches already... if no haircut places open until May, I'll easily put on another 9 :)1. "You're an ass but I still love ya😁".2. "This is the closest you're getting to a Playboy bunny mister!"3. "I'm gonna tail you every where you go" 4. I'm green, mean and every person's dream!5. "Don't look at me like that even dogs have bad hair days!"6. "What's wrong woofer, scared of some pussies?"
1. Im a vegan. I didn't eat turkey last year.
2. Hey Donkey. What do you call Donald Trump and Mike Pence having lunch?
Two jack asses having lunch. Hee haw
3 If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my tail. Oh thanksOn the first picture
Damn turkey bit my cock off1. Turkeys steal childrens pants, you may feel less bad about eating them.
5. How you feel after listening to Neil Degrasse Tyson1. You ass!!
2. Tell me I'm pretty.
3. Follow me to the den.
4. That cat won't know what hit him.
5. I love afros.
6. Ok kitties time to get him.
😂😂3. I told that fucking Easter Bunny not to come in my yard. Did he listen? Apparently not.
3. When your mom makes you tryn on the onesie she got you for Christmas ( i lk love onesies)😭😂
4. You bitches could neverrrr!
Brains, I gotta tell ya... that first picture really rubs me the wrong way. I just don't like it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂fuk me... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. What do you call a 3 legged donkey? a wonky!
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