What Would You Do If The Toe- Sucking Bandit Broke Into Your House?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy went home, this little piggy was sucked on by a toe-sucking bandit. WTF is this world coming too?

Updates

+1 y

(Girls) If the Toe-Sucking Bandit was a hot guy you didn’t know what would you do?

(Guys) If the Toe-Sucking Bandit was a hot girl & you didn’t know her what would you do?

Updates

+1 y

I wonder if they caught this joker?

[call_me_scar]

Well if that happened like in your 1st update I'd probably ask for my weed vape and see if I can make a deal as for your 2nd update is say we all know who this joker is

[jamesgoldman]

crack them round the head with my bat
If it was a hot chick mention it's my birthday (Christmas Eve is) and she what happens next

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Bring out the Louisville Slugger!

[douride2]

The cops wouldn't of had to look for him. He would have been lying on the floor Half dead from the beating he took.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s like a shoot first ask questions later kind of a deal & you are right the police wouldn’t have to look for him. As for the toe sucking bandit I wonder how many people started sleeping with sneakers on in that neighborhood.

[douride2]

If he was in my house uninvited?

[IAMNathanael]

I feel like the most appropriate thing to do is kick him in the mouth.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Kick that toe sucker! Good answer.

[Sensmind]

It would be a shock - I would probably react badly , it is plain weird

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This guy must have been on some major booger sugar, WTF? How does the homeowner show his face in the community, I would move!

[lawhawk84]

This little piggy got chased and bit by my german shepherd all the way home...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hahaha I love it! Cheers to your German Shepard! Those piggies would be bacon.

[Anonymous]

Wouldn't expect anything less from Florida 😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You’re kind of the second person that said that! I’m guessing you live in the sunshine state?

[Hugemoth]

Hope he finds himself sucking on some gator toes.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Tears came to my eyes when I read this story & I couldn’t stop laughing. On the other hand what would you do if the toe sucking bandit was a girl & a real hottie was well?

[Savage_Wisdom]

The Toe-Sucking Bandit? Of course it's Florida

[esotericstory]

Shoot him with a shotgun if it was legal.

[Anonymous]

I will not confirm or not confirm my identity.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If I were the homeowner for sale signs would go the next day & I would move out of town & fast.

[Opinion Owner]

I would buy a wood chipper.

[Anonymous]

Shoot him

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Some say shoot him but what would happen if he was a she & a hottie as well?

[Anonymous]

I'd tell him there is nothing here for him.