Who's the first person you call with good news?

[Anonymous]

[jennifer_bloom]

It would either be my friend from work who is a male that might be interested in me or was interested in me or it would be just a random post on social media for the whole world to see - maybe the bible study whatsapp group I'm in too. I used to tell my good news to a female friend from elementary school but she turned out to be totally disrespectful and I don't even respect her as a human being anymore.

[Aislin9]

My mom.

[OddBeMe]

My cat. But she never cares. Then my dog but she cares about everything so it’s less special.

[ecfresh]

My best friend

[SaraSmithishere]

I have a group text set up between my mom, dad and me, so I'd just send a message to both my parents and talk to whoever calls me back first.

[sosia3I]

Siri

[leahzrc]

nobody

[Anonymous]

Your mom

[Asker]

Wow a mom joke , how creative round of applause for this dumbass 👏👏

[Opinion Owner]

A round of applause for your mom's ass

[Asker]

Wow what a come back !! Your intellect dazzles mf. I would gladly strap on a dildo on my girlfriend and let her fk your mom and her mentally challenged stupid ass son (you) in the ass

[moonpie89]

My boyfriend