A Soviet T-72 tank, when I was playing around in my new sand box (United Emirates) with some new toys my Uncle Sam gave me too play with (M16 A2 M203, PRC-77, Vincent field encryption computer, hand frags as well as 40 mm. projectiles, etc.) driving on, with a hard on, having a good ole time, when I noticed Ivan playing in my sandbox without asking first. The head of our school's PTA association, (Mrs. Nancy Reagan, head chair of the School of Hard Knocks) said them Rusky boys were nothing but trouble, not too be playing with us decent, non Pinko kids. I know we used too tease Ralphy for shooting his eye out with his new toy, but we were just funnin him. That poor tank crew didn't look like it was enjoying itself when the rocket from my AT-4 struck.
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A person’s heart, money can only repair material goods. 🥺
Bought a brand new lexus with my own money in cash. Three days later was pulling out of my apartment, hungover af going to get mcdonalds, and my apt. Gate decided to close on my car while i was halfway almost out. Freaking out thinking i was going to get crushed i punched it, went into oncoming traffic and caused a 3 car pile up. Totalling my new lexus.
Funny story now but i was so pissssed then!
my car $3000.00 to fix the transmission... gezz's
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Left my mom's car battery on one time and it died so she had to buy another. Luckily it died in a Walmart parking lot.
When I was a small child, basically a baby, I got in my parent's car with my sister next to me and somehow I got the car moving and got it to crash against the house at an extremely slow speed. I don't really even remember it except that my sister was screaming and they apparently had to replace the car and fix the brick wall. I was sad cause I liked the car but I didn't even really understand what happened.
A 2,000 plasma cutter. I had hired it, but it wasn't cutting correctly. So I got the engineer in. He messed about with it working , do he clears of. I set it up got it working , then got on with something else. About half hour later the electric went off and the fire alarm started screaming. It was this machine. It was on fire and smoking. So I got the extinguisher and put it out.
I called the company what had happened, they tried to blame me , but I got a electrician in who knows about these machines.
He stopped it down and seems someone had wired this part up wrong. But the company still expects me to pay..I broke up with a guy that had 4 million dollars, and offer me the world... money wasn't what I was looking for, a loving partner but he wasn't the guy for me... he was more into things than into love for his partner. Money isn't everything, just enough to live comfortably is enough for me, and one amazing man who would love his partner ❤ is good to me. So thats the most expensive thing I broke in my life, no regrets.
So I got high one time with one of my buddies and somehow got into a fight with the statue which I think I thought it was someone that challenged me to a fight and I ended up beating the s*** out of it with a hammer now keep in mind I'm tripping out I have a hammer in my hand beating the f*** out of some stupid stone however in my mind I had just managed to kill a powerful warrior and I thought I had became blessed by the gods and my friend hits me with the hose and it's cold as s*** so I run the f*** away and my friend who owns said statue that I beat the s*** out of is laughing his ass off at the fact that I'm so zonked on whatever the f*** you gave me that he doesn't even care about the fact that I broke his I think it was 3 or 30 something thousand dollar statue my friend didn't care however because the fact that it was given to him from his ex and he didn't even want the damn thing so overall no harm done however who the f*** gives someone a statue as a present?
4G base radio stations. When I worked at Ericsson I one day killed three of those in a single day. It was my job to test these but frying them a quick succession because there was a error in the test environment still made that a really expensive day for the company. And I really question if I should continue until they figured out what was wrong.
My parent's bed when I did an F-5 on my friend and broke the goddamn box spring back when we were 13 or 14 lmao.
an airplane. Nose gear collapsed on landing, prop struck the runway. Trashed the engine and fuselage. Any landing you walk away from is a good landing. Any landing you walk away from and can use the airplane again afterward is a GREATlanding.
I walked away, airplane was unusable and not worth fixing.I didn't break it but one of my coworkers blew up one of our GCMS units that cost over a million dollars a pop. Needless to say he got fired for that. I have broken a column to one that cost $1500, though. But it was partially used and we would switch out a new one every day with the number of instruments we had; so it wasn't really noticeable.
Marriage (I didn't break it though-she did) Cost me MORE than half my stuff-Divorce laws heavily favor women. "the screwing you get for the screwing you got"
I want to say smart phone but i bet I've broken something far more expensive than that in my time. 😄
When I was 18 and first got my driver license, I crashed my car into a $15,000 crate of granite counter-tops. Sadly, it was my own merchandise.
A pretty nice Nikon DSLR, it fell from the top of a cupboard... Its still painful thinking about it
Can say I have broken anything more than a few bucks... I nearly broke a £60,000 Rolex when it was flung from my wrist luckily the tile it hit broke but the watch escaped with a small scratch
I would have to say it was my body. Honestly I am glad for the medicare we have in Canada or I would be a cripple or dead.
I broke the watch that my parents got for me when I got my bachelor’s degree. I got it fixed though but they never knew that it was ever broken. The second most expensive thing I broke was my iPhone but that was fixed too. Lol
My piano from not using it for so long that some of the keys stopped working
Something that is irreplaceable such as a mineral: Stibnite, Aquamarine w/Schorl, & Okenite.
My toe in 3 places. between the surgeries and time off work I'm sure its the most expensive things I e broke
I knew this pilot... That aircraft was brand new too, it was the first one we delivered.
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