What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?

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Citizenkirk · Accepted Answer

A Soviet T-72 tank, when I was playing around in my new sand box (United Emirates) with some new toys my Uncle Sam gave me too play with (M16 A2 M203, PRC-77, Vincent field encryption computer, hand frags as well as 40 mm. projectiles, etc.) driving on, with a hard on, having a good ole time, when I noticed Ivan playing in my sandbox without asking first. The head of our school's PTA association, (Mrs. Nancy Reagan, head chair of the School of Hard Knocks) said them Rusky boys were nothing but trouble, not too be playing with us decent, non Pinko kids. I know we used too tease Ralphy for shooting his eye out with his new toy, but we were just funnin him. That poor tank crew didn't look like it was enjoying itself when the rocket from my AT-4 struck.

SCRUMPSHUDILLIOCIOUS · Accepted Answer

A person’s heart, money can only repair material goods. 🥺

SexyAshh · Accepted Answer

Bought a brand new lexus with my own money in cash. Three days later was pulling out of my apartment, hungover af going to get mcdonalds, and my apt. Gate decided to close on my car while i was halfway almost out. Freaking out thinking i was going to get crushed i punched it, went into oncoming traffic and caused a 3 car pile up. Totalling my new lexus.

Funny story now but i was so pissssed then!

collie22 · Accepted Answer

my car $3000.00 to fix the transmission... gezz's

Sonorous · Answer

Left my mom's car battery on one time and it died so she had to buy another. Luckily it died in a Walmart parking lot.

FR_Ruby · Answer

When I was a small child, basically a baby, I got in my parent's car with my sister next to me and somehow I got the car moving and got it to crash against the house at an extremely slow speed. I don't really even remember it except that my sister was screaming and they apparently had to replace the car and fix the brick wall. I was sad cause I liked the car but I didn't even really understand what happened.

Gedaria · Answer

A 2,000 plasma cutter. I had hired it, but it wasn't cutting correctly. So I got the engineer in. He messed about with it working , do he clears of. I set it up got it working , then got on with something else. About half hour later the electric went off and the fire alarm started screaming. It was this machine. It was on fire and smoking. So I got the extinguisher and put it out.
I called the company what had happened, they tried to blame me , but I got a electrician in who knows about these machines.
He stopped it down and seems someone had wired this part up wrong. But the company still expects me to pay..

1Sophisticatedme · Answer

I broke up with a guy that had 4 million dollars, and offer me the world... money wasn't what I was looking for, a loving partner but he wasn't the guy for me... he was more into things than into love for his partner. Money isn't everything, just enough to live comfortably is enough for me, and one amazing man who would love his partner ❤ is good to me. So thats the most expensive thing I broke in my life, no regrets.

PrinceNeo · Answer

So I got high one time with one of my buddies and somehow got into a fight with the statue which I think I thought it was someone that challenged me to a fight and I ended up beating the s*** out of it with a hammer now keep in mind I'm tripping out I have a hammer in my hand beating the f*** out of some stupid stone however in my mind I had just managed to kill a powerful warrior and I thought I had became blessed by the gods and my friend hits me with the hose and it's cold as s*** so I run the f*** away and my friend who owns said statue that I beat the s*** out of is laughing his ass off at the fact that I'm so zonked on whatever the f*** you gave me that he doesn't even care about the fact that I broke his I think it was 3 or 30 something thousand dollar statue my friend didn't care however because the fact that it was given to him from his ex and he didn't even want the damn thing so overall no harm done however who the f*** gives someone a statue as a present?

Adam1978 · Answer

4G base radio stations. When I worked at Ericsson I one day killed three of those in a single day. It was my job to test these but frying them a quick succession because there was a error in the test environment still made that a really expensive day for the company. And I really question if I should continue until they figured out what was wrong.

t-8900 · Answer

My parent's bed when I did an F-5 on my friend and broke the goddamn box spring back when we were 13 or 14 lmao.

msc545 · Answer

an airplane. Nose gear collapsed on landing, prop struck the runway. Trashed the engine and fuselage. Any landing you walk away from is a good landing. Any landing you walk away from and can use the airplane again afterward is a GREATlanding.

I walked away, airplane was unusable and not worth fixing.

shortster · Answer

I didn't break it but one of my coworkers blew up one of our GCMS units that cost over a million dollars a pop. Needless to say he got fired for that. I have broken a column to one that cost $1500, though. But it was partially used and we would switch out a new one every day with the number of instruments we had; so it wasn't really noticeable.

dmgstarfleet · Answer

Marriage (I didn't break it though-she did) Cost me MORE than half my stuff-Divorce laws heavily favor women. "the screwing you get for the screwing you got"

COMMODOREII · Answer

I want to say smart phone but i bet I've broken something far more expensive than that in my time. 😄

iFarted · Answer

When I was 18 and first got my driver license, I crashed my car into a $15,000 crate of granite counter-tops. Sadly, it was my own merchandise.

Anonymous · Answer

A pretty nice Nikon DSLR, it fell from the top of a cupboard... Its still painful thinking about it

douride2 · Answer

I would have to say it was my body. Honestly I am glad for the medicare we have in Canada or I would be a cripple or dead.

1Anon · Answer

I broke the watch that my parents got for me when I got my bachelor’s degree. I got it fixed though but they never knew that it was ever broken. The second most expensive thing I broke was my iPhone but that was fixed too. Lol

jamesgoldman · Answer

Can say I have broken anything more than a few bucks... I nearly broke a £60,000 Rolex when it was flung from my wrist luckily the tile it hit broke but the watch escaped with a small scratch

jennifer_bloom · Answer

My piano from not using it for so long that some of the keys stopped working

Darcia · Answer

Something that is irreplaceable such as a mineral: Stibnite, Aquamarine w/Schorl, & Okenite.

thatsafact · Answer

My toe in 3 places. between the surgeries and time off work I'm sure its the most expensive things I e broke

Smegskull · Answer

I knew this pilot... That aircraft was brand new too, it was the first one we delivered.

ninjafemme · Answer

My precious phone i let fall into the toilet like 3 days after i got it. God damn

Anonymous · Answer

Uh, I broke a windshield. . . of someone else's jeep. We were camping in the mountains. . . unintentionally threw a stone at it. Cracked. . .

rachellle146 · Answer

A window, i throw a rock and it went right through the car window

bigmatt98 · Answer

Let's say I borrowed a car and crashed it when i was 14.

Liam_Hayden · Answer

A Les Paul. Dang those head stocks snap easily. They really should use a scarf joint and turn that weakness into a strength.

genericname85 · Answer

a sega game gear. it was the most expensive thing i had, relative to my income at the time xD

codyccc · Answer

10.5 million dollars jet power natural gas compreser after I crashed well hauling it

Anonymous · Answer

A gas chromatography mass spectrometer. Fortunately it was a cheap fix.

roody · Answer

Totaled my new car after like 2 months :) I hate myself

nodnol32 · Answer

My watch. I was close to breaking my tv set once when my team lost 😂

Brendan824 · Answer

I was a bed my and a couple friends were getting on some beds at jcpenny at the mall and while they kinda gently jumped in I got a running start went full airborne and broke it we quickly got outta there

Anonymous · Answer

My mom’s boyfriend’s Rolex watch. A hammer fell on it accidentally. Twenty times.

Anonymous · Answer

A hymen, paid a lot of child support over thd years for it could have bought two houses by now.

chriscdi · Answer

my playstation i think 🤔

Redstang88 · Answer

Blew up a transmission in my truck a few years ago

the_bruh · Answer

my girls heart as I've been told.

Mollynotgemma · Answer

The relationship ship I have with my mother

Mishan97 · Answer

My car when I totaled it earlier this year 😪😪

SirRexington · Answer

Either my phone or my old tv.

R3DthatDude · Answer

I damaged my Moms BMW a few years ago

RHK36 · Answer

My heart from picking the wrong women.  😂😥

pizzalovershouse · Answer

I once dropped my flip phn into ice cold drink

Anonymous · Answer

A 2000 dollar glass table.

WhiteGlaze · Answer

My dick

OddBeMe · Answer

Iphonex, a Prius, a RED camera.

-Asca- · Answer

My mom's record player.

TrustOfWorthington · Answer

Fahotino mouth pieces... several.

Shezadi · Answer

My heart 💔

Akachan · Answer

2 macbooks

Cherokeehp · Answer

An iPhone.

Anonymous · Answer

My bank accounts and stock/ bond portfolio.

andy530 · Answer

My body

wankiam · Answer

a mercedes

CapnHawk · Answer

A woman's heart.

Anonymous · Answer

laptop, phones, furnitures

Johnastronomy113 · Answer

durex pleasure ring

Bhavin2184 · Answer

Mobile phone..

scooogy · Answer

My dad's car worth $7000

AmeerX · Answer

Car by accident

mich15smith · Answer

my heart.

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