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Broke a pipe I’ve had for like 17 years. I was pissed too, the Lyft driver saw me then just pulls over absurdly on the opposite side of the busy street I’m waiting on, rather than simply pulling into the parking lot of the mechanic’s garage. So now I have to sprint across the street, and fuck me, I didn’t zip the lower pouch on my backpack, and when I started running, the pipe fell in the middle of the street. This thing has survived SO MANY falls without so much as a chip, but this one broke it clean in half. So now I’m like in the middle of the street trying to pick it up, lmao, it was a mess. I was so mad, she had to go the opposite direction anyway to take me home, no idea why this idiot just came to a screeching halt in a place where you really can’t pull over, period.
Anyway, good news is, it was a clean break. Soaked it in alcohol and got all the resin out, just need to see if Gorilla Glue will work on it, and then I can get back to SMOKING “Gorilla Glue” from it😂
The last thing I broke was several months ago when I dropped my iPad in my Jacuzzi. Even the sim card was fried. Electronics and water don't generally mix well. I might also add I have destroyed many keyboards pouring coffee over them. I ALWAYS keep a spare in my closet!
Good Q.
My beloved longtime lightning rollerblades managed to get me five miles to my destination today. I was taking them off and the plastic that makes up the outside boot shattered in my hand, just from age. Loved these things so much. Pretty upset. But they did their last job well. 🥺 I actually shouldn’t have been blading, and it could have been worse.
I can’t remember the last thing, but I do remember like a month or two ago, I dropped a glass baking dish. Shattered to a million pieces on the kitchen floor.
bet that was a bitch to clean!
My God, it took me forever, it cut the hell out of my hands. I had to make sure every piece was picked it because my dog walks around there.. Didn’t want to hurt her.
I remember when I last broke a glass cup. There was glass in places I didn't expect there to be! Legit deep cleaned my whole room after that
Yes, I swear you find those minuscule shards of glass everywhere. It’s so awful lol.
somebody really disliked your opinion 💀
I have haters, I mean… What is there to possibly dislike? Lol.
I did that once on a linoleum floor while the baking dish was hot. The end result was me spending a week removing partially melted linoleum and laying tile
🤣reminds me of when someone started dislike bombing me with multiple accounts.
but I do miss the attention 🧎♂️
@MrtoddsWildRide That sounds like hellllll!
🤣 nobody ever truly stays committed to the task though. absolutely zero work ethic. smh
@WhatTheHeckkkk
It was!
If you had some integrity I would respect you but I don't.
Turns out you act like a good person, but when it counts you're just as corrupt as the rest.
I'm not going to dislike bomb you anymore, I'm leaving.
I just wanted you to know that I'm disappointed, I thought you were better than the clique here.
Nope, this place is run by racist hypocrites basically.
Enjoy.
@DaveFurlow - Now that you're done with her, can you dislike bomb me?
@DaveFurlow Lol bye!
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My wardrope pole to hang clothes i woke up out a sleep with my room light to do a piss fell right into my wardrobe snapped the pole because my body strength went from me cause i went dizzy because i couldnt see the room was all dark so it took me ages to find ma way out to find the light to see where i asa fucked ma head a belter off the wall then off the pole skint aw ma kneez well when i had boyfriend skinning my kneez was always happening only for my boyfriend not users
A letter opener at work. Was trying to open one of those really thick cardboard type flat envelopes (we get A LOT of them!) and the letter opener end just went *SNAP*. Got a new one from the supply cart n kept it movin'.

I pulled out the batteries of a rechargeable screwdriver because I didn't read. If the batteries are from 2013, do you think they would have died anyway? Or can batteries live forever if you recharge them?
I ain't qualified to answer that
A weak, old rubber band I was going to use for dishes to hold my gloves so now water can get in.
But how about something better? My tire on a road in a city where it's like nascar. Damn thing busted after I drove on the highway. Great lesson because my dad was nowhere near. And prepared to know what to do.
the button off of a skirt. so my mom gave me her black leather skirt (it's like 25 years old, i'm not exaggerating) and i was just kind of fiddling with the button (i always fiddle with buttons whenever i'm just bored or nervous) and the button just popped off lol.
My glasses. I put them on the floor in the bathroom while i washed my hands, turned around to pick them up and stepped on them. Luckily my optician fixed them for free 😂
bruh how low is your sink
Not low at all, i was just scared they would fall off so ironically i put them on the floor so they wouldn't get damaged...
I guess you take better care of your glasses than I do
Ion ever remember where I put mine 🤣they'll turn up though
Lol you don't forget them in the toaster and find them cracked and melted
*hope you don't
Couldn't if I tried
my mommy recently threw out the toaster without my consent
I broke my arm…. I was bucked off a horse at a job and when I hit the ground it completely snapped in half on the humerus bone. I’m lucky it didn’t go through the skin. that was back in June and the doctor just cleared me fully a few weeks ago.
Know that kind of broken arm. I broke my arm the same way when I was 17
A pair of disposable gloves. 🤣 They ripped while I was putting them on.
similar thing happened with me and a napkin
wiped my face after eating and the dumb thing got all dirty
Lol!
In August '18 at a TLC concert, I accidently broke my right ankle! lol
The TLC channel has concerts?
I pulled my power plug very hard by accidentally stepping on a wire I did not realize was there and a black casing fell off but I have no idea where it came from or what it’s for, I hope I did not expose myself to a safety hazard when the case fell off.
My car. Somehow the last time i drove it the brake switch stuck and the brake lights stay on, even when the car is off and no key in the ignition. So the battery dies. Now im trying to find a damn switch for a 32 year old car...
A bar glass at the local tavern by accidentally knocking it over.
did you have to pay?
Only for the beer, and a disparaging look from the bar maid
While driving my company's Volvo FM triaxle heavy rigid truck, I ended up breaking the acceleration pedal, something like this usually never happens but it did.
The tap in the kitchen sink. I just turned it on to rinse a bowl and then turned it off, but it wouldn’t turn off, kept leaking and then water started shooting out the top of the handle.
Last things I broke was my sister's patience limit by simply poking pencil in her eraser.
Dropped a full rack of just washed bar glasses from the kitchen to behind the bar. Most all of them broke and that happened just yesterday at work.

A compact. It's such a mess.
Better the powder than the mirror. 🍀
@dustybiker Excellent point!
The glass part of my ☕ coffee pot. I was holding it when a plate flew out of the cupboard and landed right on it.
my ex-boyfriends heart, i left him to find out who i am
who are you?
i found you on my feed page
Sorry I mean who did he find out you were? 🤣
what, that still makes no sense lol
do you mean did i find out who i am?
Oh sorry I was confused. I get it now. You went to find yourself. 🤣 I only thought you meant that you left him for him to later find out who you are/were
oh lol
I forgive you
i walked into the wall with a plate lol yup it happens
My sister's computer years ago. I was 8 at that time.
My pen at work, I end up snapping more than I would like at work
My phone. I "accidentally" threw it on the floor. Shattered most of the back. I used a few strips of electrical tape to cover it up and it's fully functional. The overpriced alarm clock/youtube player at work survived!
I broke my tractor's axle last fall
The last thing I broke was an electric pencil sharpener, pretty ironic considering your photo ✏️.
Hard one..
Must be a plate or something. I don't usually break things by accident.
My iPhone XR 😬 but it doesn’t matter because I ended up getting the newest phone 💀
oh u rich rich
More like Starving 😭
hey sometimes u gotta temporarily starve to fit in to get richer!
I broke a glass. Accidentally knocked it off the kitchen counter.
I had just painted my cellar floor and accidently ruined it moving a piece of equipment.
Sounds a lot cheaper then a broke tractor axle
The radial bone in my right elbow about 6 years ago, I wouldn't recommend it at all, recovery time of about 6-8 weeks is tough.
Today a mechanic discovered my stem valve on one of my car tires had broken. I'd had a flat tire and was going to get some air for it... Although I don't see how I could have broken it
While tightening a screw, the head of the screw broke off. I wasn't even putting hard pressure when I was turning the screwdriver. Made in China products has very poor quality.
A golf cart. I crashed it and I got hurt.
I got hurt but I wasn’t about to tell anyone cause that’s my boss”s cart.
I broke a lamp in my office. Of course I fixed it, but it broke.
I was really horny alittle while ago. cute tall girl in lengerie . I was about to stick it in her but somebody outside called my name because they needed help outside I got mad and started chasing them away when I fell and broke my penis. let this be a lesson to you guys. never run with a hardened penis 💯
My phone screen. It's cracked but it still works. Gonna upgrade my phone pretty soon anyway.
A french press while cleaning it like a month ago. Hit the glass with some metal and it shattered.
I think I was 12 and I accidently broke one of my mom's wine glasses when she wasn't home
A drinking glass. I was trying to wash it, stuck my hand in it to get to the inside bottom, and it broke on me, cutting up my finger.
Last thing I accidentally broke was the bumper on my controller as I placed it partially on the desk and it fell off. I have a buddy that broke my locking lugnut key when he was torquing my lug nuts after we replaced the brakes on my car.
A woman's heart hahaha. Had to leave the country. She was crying like crazy.
a gorgeous 26 year old's heart
really fucked that one up
Your dad's heart. Ouch.
Thats cool 🗿I'm black, we don't even know our dad's
A $50 bottle of Kentucky Bourbon.
How'd that happen?
I had it sitting on top of the fridge and bumped the fridge
you must be swole swole
I'm pissed pissed and no, not swole. Not fat either, just big.
I kinda feel your pain. I was recently making two chicken sandwiches when my mother's pills fell off the top of the fridge, knocking my hard work onto the ground. Had to start all over. smh
I can toast to that
too soon huh
One of my son’s toys.
did he find out?
Yeah. He was a little sad, no tears but you know sad face, to see it broken. I explained what happened and apologized and then he was fine.
wow he handled that pretty well!
He did!
He must have thought "how would sonorous handle this situation"
I'm proud of him
my headphones i dropped them and the hinge were the headphones can fold snapped
My last cell phone. I bent over to pick up some money and my phone fell out of my pocket and landed face down in a puddle
My spacebar while I was working
My little brother's toy train🤔
Every 7 years I break a mirror 😂
Maybe the heater and a phone? Yep, I aim high
My ex-girlfriend's heart
did it get fixed?
by another guy
damn
it's called LIFE!
Life is so brutal 😭😭
It can be, yes!
😭😭😭
Cellphone screen. Cracks around the margin.
i broke my chair, i just sat on it and it broke
I accidentally broke a door knob and also damaged the key lock inside it while turning it in.
A cell phone by throwing it on the concrete ground
You dropped the IPhone?
I did that with my cordless phone. I whipped it at the wall when I found out my ex-wife tried to kidnapped my son 25 years ago.
That woman had me so pissed I went into a blind rage
Yeah, that's long past history
Hit a couple pipes at work last week
a coffee mug. just swiped it off the table.
A small bowl at my job
A glass dining plate.
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