If your butt was split horizontally instead of vertically when u go upstairs would your cheeks clap?

[toobigap69]

i just thought about it and wondered feel free to judge

[Quackthulu]

If your butt was horizontal rather thank vertical your legs wouldn't be below your body as the musculature for them to function in there current configuration wouldn't exist so it's unlikely that we would even use stairs as we know them at all.

[Keyboardkat]

Don't you have better things to do with your mind than come up with stuff like this? Get a life!

[chriscdi]

i think they should lol

[Anonymous]

I love butt talk

[REDHOTLINE]

Do you mean anal sex?

[Opinion Owner]

Wtf , No. I mean a guys vertical ass cheeks clapping on the way up stairs, why you trying to make everything sexual.

[Opinion Owner]

*horizontal ass cheeks

[REDHOTLINE]

No you undestand me wrong. my English not perfect. I asked it only for learn true meaning

[Opinion Owner]

Ok. I’ll let it slide. Where are you from?

[REDHOTLINE]

Türkiye.

[Iron_Man]

I have no idea