If I broke into your house and stole what’s on top of your fridge what would I get 🤔?

[SClassWizzard]

[Screenwriter]

An amusing question:
3 kaiser rolls in a tightly closed plastic bag. Very fresh. (bought yesterday morning), three rolls of paper towels, the choose a size kind, two packages of paper napkins, a box of recipes.

[BrittBell02]

Cereal

[SClassWizzard]

I'll take that then. I'm obsessed with cereal

[Ms_Vanderquack]

What you would get is an all expenses paid trip to the mortuary.

[Sia_nee]

Jokes on you. There's nothing on the top of my fridge lol

[douride2]

All that is up there is a 5 year old phone book. LMAO. You do know what a phone book is eh?

[Snakeyes7]

A glass vase that I personally wouldn't mind if you take because it's useless to me. My roommates might have a problem with that though

[Massageman]

Nothing yet. It was just installed a week ago and we haven't had a chance to mess it up yet. Odds are it will be my 3 cooking aprons, , and a cake decorating kit.

[28ouc]

you'd be rich with paper plates. you'd never have to buy another paper plate in your life 😂

[Anonymous]

3 condoms, Season 4 of the tv show “Frasier”, rosary beads, 1 Ken Phelps 1982 Donruss baseball card, a pair of fingernail clippers and a tube of Fixadent.

[Agape93]

Probably around 230lbs worth of pissed off dogs

[Elliegirl]

An empty plastic tea pitcher.

[CakesNCream]

A serving tray with foldable legs

[FlatsRunner]

You’d get levelled. 😂

[call_me_scar]

Some juice boxes and possibly expired icing

[Pink6o6]

There's nothing currently on my fridge. Lol

[BeMuse]

A couple of bullets in your chest.

[InferiorElegy]

Probably dust and you can have it.

[888theGreat]

Mostly dust, congratulations

[Anonymous]

nothing's on top of my fridge. maybe some spiders?

[jgokgotit]

You would get dust.

[GAGSucksBalls1]

your mom

lol, i dk

[R3DthatDude]

Dust

[billluc69]

dust

[burlhedy]

Dust lol