If The Price Was Right Would You Rather Kiss A Centipede, A Slug Or One Of The Following?

Static_In_The_Attic

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Daniela1982 Follow
Master Age: 38 , mho 54%

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Are you fucking nuts? It's like sucking on a canker encrusted penis.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Nucking Futs I am & proud of it & I’m glad you like sucking on a canker encrusted penis.
  
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PaynefulPleasures Follow
Yoda Age: 54 , mho 51%

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🙃😳🤪

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  It’s just a little kiss.
  
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- PaynefulPleasures
  
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  I'd rather kiss you 🤪
  
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Sevenpointfive Follow
Master Age: 46

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slugs are cute like little pet dicks that are soft and shy

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Did spellcheck kick in on that one or do you like little pet dicks? Hahaha.
  
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- Sevenpointfive
  
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  that was all me
  
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WhiteSteve Follow
Master Age: 47 , mho 60%

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I’ll take the slug, it’s just gross. The other ones bite.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Great choice & I think I would go for that as well.
  
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zollo Follow
Xper 7 Age: 26 , mho 75%

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A slug seems the safest. :) Although I would rather kiss a snakes head if it was already restrained. Snakes are cool.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Good choice & that seems to be a popular answer.
  
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DizzyDesii Follow
Master Age: 31 , mho 55%

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is a slug poisonous? Otherwise Im turning down the money

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- FlySwimmer
  
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  Assuming the slug in the picture is an orange arion Rufus then no, it is not poisonous :)
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I don’t think slugs are poisonous & if they are it’s probably not enough to do any harm to use. Kiss away Dizzy!
  
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4dmins-4-13itches Follow
Xper 4 Age: 36

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Here's an idea. How's about you shoot yourself for asking such a dumb question?

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  https://youtu.be/ObdC3uhPeEY What may be dumb to some may not be dumb to others & it looks like a lot of people answered it & thank you for answering it as well.
  
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TheSpaceGnome Follow
Master Age: 39

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No amount of money in the world would make me put any of those near my mouth.
I'm a huge fan of creepy crawlies, to the point of being the type to have a terrarium room, but I'm not stupid.

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- zollo
  
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  Oh come on! You wouldn't kiss one for a MILLION dollars? One kiss, A million dollars?
  
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- TheSpaceGnome
  
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  @zollo nope.
  
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- TheSpaceGnome
  
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  I have a lot of talents, I can make more than that without risking my life, and even if I couldn't, money is useless if I'm perminently injured or dead.
  
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Aiko_E_Lara Follow
Master Age: 28

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3.3K opinions shared on Other topic.

A spider. I find spiders with big butts quite cute actually

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  One of those desert spiders most likely.
  
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OddBeMe Follow
Master Age: 42

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Piranha. After he’s been out of the water for a while and asphyxiates.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I always laugh when I see the teeth on those jokers.
  
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- OddBeMe
  
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  It’s the fish that swims up your dick hole that I always worry about…
  
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Everglow5 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 19 , mho 35%

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Fsr Im only comfortable with the snake. And the price better be extreeeeeeeemely high

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Phoenix98 Follow
Master Age: 33

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16.5K opinions shared on Other topic.

Out of those options I'd go for the slug.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Slug seems to be the number one answer.
  
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loves2learn Follow
Master Age: 43 , mho 51%

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Hmmm. Centipede I guess. Not anything venomous!

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Brainsbeforebeauty Follow
Master Age: 53 , mho 59%

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Yeah no thanks...

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Go for the spider!
  
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ThoughtfulSoul Follow
Xper 5 Age: 21

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A venomous snake. Don't know why, but I will.

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Wise4myage Follow
Master Age: 24

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A. If its not poisonous.

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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 59

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Maybe a slug

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  A Slug I would choose as well, I think.
  
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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 39

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The slug seems the most harmless.

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JesseJayNeak Follow
Guru Age: 27

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A spider. A jumping spider if possible

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electromagnetic Follow
Master Age: 34 , mho 36%

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I’ll stay poor.

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karaspara Follow
Guru Age: 35

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Centipede

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Anonymous
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A Slug.

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