Mine would probably think - trying to evade the police on a motorcycle.


Gosh, I am pretty soft spoken irl so... I think if i were arrested and on the news it was because I was with my wife and she went off on someone and used her angry country girl fury to beat someone up and my family knows that to be the case.
My answer is they would think I was arrested for guilt by association.
Probably something like being drunk and disorderly
Probs thought I hacked into something and made a mistake so they traced it back to me :/ in reality I only hack into simple things to get free stuff like cosmetics in games lol
Lol, ur not wrong😂 I have watched a few of those, they are sorta cheesy but they are not necessarily bad😂
Yeh lol😂 the only reason I know how to hack is because my dad is an electrical engineer and his friend taught me some things lol, but it is actually a pretty fun thing to do even if you don’t get stuff :) I would never hack for anything that was actual money or something, I could still get in trouble obv but I probs won’t :)
Yeh, don’t get me wrong, I am not like some insane hacker or anything, it is just a hobby :)
I dunno, shanked some mother fucker? I'm a badass bitch!
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Ouch.
Yeah it was supposed to be my buddy who didn't pay his Asian drug dealer but the guy couldn't tell two white kids apart I guess despite my vastly superior fashion sense.
Then my friend drives me to the hospital in his dad's borrowed truck and the fucker has the gaul to tell me not to bleed on the seats. I'm like fucker this should be you!
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they would think, I stole a bus full of senior citizens and took them to vegas. I work as a caregiver and have joked about it. my bad lol
They would think i have beaten up some one really very bad
They would think, what is going on? Did the police make a mistake?
Got in a fight, and if my face is fine then they prolly think I won too.
Yeah fights just seem the easiest to happen with me. I don't really speed, I don't really get drunk anymore. Most likely just encountered a fisted dick somewhere. Ig second likely for me would be straight assault if I just beat a body for some reason. I try not to do that tho.
That makes sense lol
I don't know y I just take it slow on the road. I like 35/40 mph I don't like going much faster than that.
Sounds like a pretty fast car dude.
I don't know how mine'd go
Yeah i know I'm in a minority on this one. People like going fast I just don't like driving fast. But when I'm not driving, I like it.
that I was in Mexico (knocking on wood)
Assault & battery
Who did he kill?
When you get the label of the quiet or reserved person you will typically get affiliated with the school shooting or closet psychopath, so...
threaten to hurt Trump
My dad would say your a idiot
Gonna sue so hard that it goes on BBC news.
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