If you got arrested!! What would your friends think it was for?

[rapfan107]

[SpeedAnswerDemon]

breathes in

insurance fraud

counterfeiting

kidapping

arson

murder

extermination

enslavement

deportation

mass systematic rape and sexual enslavement in a time of war

violent crime

battery

robbery

gang violence

rape

criminal harassment

harassment

burning down 5 orphanages

throwing women over fences

drop-kicking multiple babies

having 191 pounds and 4 ounces of cocaine in a warehouse near the edge of the Tijuana river in the state of california. (not based off something I did 👍)

I would go on but I'm already sentenced to death in this scenario.

[MicahRaine]

I don't know. I keep pretty good control of myself so I have a cleannn record.

Maybe speeding or fighting someone. I don't speed enough to get arrested though and I don't fight unless in defense.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

The usual lusty reasons:

1. Lewd conduct in public

2. Indecent exposure

3. Trespassing

[Agape93]

Oh they'd know it was either battery or murder. Likely battery.

[ShellyB]

Hmm I get teased a lot for nagging people and for using coupons so prob. arguing w a store employee about a coupon.

[MicahRaine]

Lmao

[Anonymous]

F*cking my sister. My sister an I have always been close but someone started a rumour that we were f*cking. It was true but we both denied it to the police and our parents. But the rumour persists.

[Sevenpointfive]

that's not illegal... is it?

[jennifer_bloom]

Maybe drinking beer on the street or serving food left out of the fridge for more than 5 minutes.

[exitseven]

I would be one of the parents that get arrested at school committee meetings for calling out the school committee for it;s anti American policies.

[Dinklex3]

They’d blame the police and think I’ve been unfairly arrested 😅

[Taniisokay]

Speed driving. Because I don't do drugs or alcohol.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Most likely breaching the TEMPORAL PRIME DIRECTIVE or some shit like that.

[AviatorTom]

If I ever got arrested, regardless of what it was for, my friends would think it's for theft.

[ProbablyClueless]

Some kind of white collar crime. Money laundering, stock manipulation; something like that.

[DrPepper12]

They would know. Some civil disobedience bullshit at a protest.

[jamesgoldman]

Murder or something white collar like fencing, handling or money laundering

[Anonymous]

Probably fighting. If anyons friends would say something with your peepee. Ruh roh

[Quidthonian]

Wait, I have friends?

The cops mistook me for someone else.

[LiamJHayden]

Exercising my rights in front of a cop who is constitutionally illiterate.

[Nikki1989]

Disturbing the peace.

[Account]

Disobedience to authority.

[Friendlybro79]

For being awesome.

[Billlewis]

Badass, Sir

[Friendlybro79]

@Billlewis Highest of Fives

[Billlewis]

Yes, Sir. I'd love it if you could follow or message me, if that's alright. Thank you very much, and have a great day.

[BetaBucks]

Drunk fighting, like every other time

[BazookaTrouper]

Politically motivated domestic terrorism

[Staximus]

Probably fighting

[beefcakebradybatson]

Looking down a buxom broad's blouse !!!

[M4Y3DA]

murder... straight up MURDER

[In_Trance]

Speeding

[Ladsin2]

Another DUI

[Anonymous]

Stalking lol