If you went to jail, what would YOUR FRIENDS think you went in jail for?

[12karen]

[MrOracle]

They'd probably assume that I ended someone who attacked me or my family, and that the DA wasn't a big fan of self defense. That's actually unlikely, though. My county has plenty of justice problems, but they're surprisingly decent on self defense the majority of the time, especially for a blue county. And my city cops would be thanking me instead of hassling me - they've made it very clear that a citizen defending themselves is the only thing likely to stop many local criminals, and they are tired of arresting them only to be back on the streets the next day.

While there has been lots of turnover, there are still cops on the local force who remember my shooting instructor days. I taught a few different groups of police officers how to shoot well, and some still remember me 25 years later.

[JestAJester]

I can't believe so many people have said this to me. I have been told since highschool that I look like the type to shoot up a school. I've always played myself off as a total goof ball but I guess they don't like it when I have my silent days

[Anonymous]

Me protesting a political issue like calling our Isr@el for its war crimes and its genocide, cops in western countries getting annoying and arresting me for speaking the truth. It’s already happened to students on campuses across the United States, professors who teach at university, regular folks protesting isr@el’s satanic acts.

Just the images of headless children, men getting raped by Isr@eli “guards”, pagers 📟 being blown up in the pockets of Lebanese people in Lebanon, bombing Syria and taking land (invasion), bombing hospitals and schools, people being burned alive, if anyone who reads this thinks isr@el has the right to do this because they are Gods chosen people, those fake Jews who are Zionists with an imperialist mindset are the same ones that run the banking system, run the porn system, run the music industry, lobbyists, americas govt taking American tax payer dollars to fund isr@el’s wars.

Many online over this issue actually don’t truly understand this issue through a political view and religious historical view. What Zionists did or are doing to against their own Torah so I know how to differentiate from a Jewish person who follows their religion correctly vs a Zionist. This has been going on for almost a century but I’m sure in the future isr@el will be painted as evil just like Nazi Germany was which will see the decline of the countries of Isr@el’s allies. Now when I think of this, this is the world we live in, the corruption and murder and terrorism would label me a bad person for calling out evil and getting arrested, ahhh western “democracy”, what freedom.

[Summeroflove]

Hopefully they don’t but I don’t hang around career criminals. To be honest good people do get arrested. People mess up and make bad choices don’t get me wrong, but the thing of it is. There is some people though that seem perfectly fine but are hiding very dark secrets don’t get me wrong.

If people I knew got arrested. I would at least hope ir would be either for some traffic offense (not trafficking like speeding or something) or something that’s not a major felony. I know people who have been arrested for DWI, fighting, drugs, etc who aren’t necessarily bad people. Warrants from tickets they forgot about simple stuff like that.

But I don’t hang around people who are career criminals

[ShellyB]

Probably going in a particular bar with a rotating door where, when I was 22 I had to puke and tried to run out but didn’t make it outside and threw up inside the door, and everybody now teases me that I am banned for life from going there (though they did not actually ban me, I have been too embarrassed to ever go back).

[katiesmuff]

Do severe damage to the body of a customer who got out of line with one of my waitresses.

[12karen]

Wow. Feels like you really wanna

[Nerdvana]

@katiesmuff What kind of restaurant do you have?

[katiesmuff]

@Nerdvana It's a basically a large restaurant/bar which has a good assortment of Apps, salads, sandwiches, with steaks and seafood dinners. Located in Florida on the Gulf coast we have a huge tourist customer base along with our area regulars.

[Nerdvana]

@katiesmuff I am also in the restaurant biz, just curious what kind you worked at. Sounds nice. It's nice of you to stick up for your employees.

[katiesmuff]

@Nerdvana We have always fully backed and protected our employee's when needed and they were in the right.
Where is your restaurant located?

[andreasderjuengere]

They will think that I'm visiting one other friend who's in jail.

Could be worse - could be prison (just saying).

If I really were caught

and if I really were locked up there myself,

then

it would be for opposing the system or its vassals - not because I purposely harmed one other person (... who did not deserve it, that is ;) )

[Douglas1179]

Being in the wrong place at the wrong time with some criminal I'm sexually attracted to because she disciplines and brainwashes me.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Some sort of fight. Although in reality, every time I've been in trouble it was fighting or being too fucked up in public.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Definitely breaking the temporal prime directive or removing the tag on a mattress.

[molonski2]

I think they would assume some form of white collar crime that was on the edge of legality .

[sage2021]

Probably getting into a high speed chase with the cops.

[Iron_Man]

Expired tag sticker the registration not registered in my name yet due to death. Very complicated. Plus, the sticker was lost in the US mail never got it

[HawkPerception]

My friends would think I was either framed or someone killed or badly hurt a loved one of mine.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I don't think they could imagine any reason? I can't imagine any reason for myself anyway

[NathanDavis]

doing what was right... and the law would not do...

[Yannae]

Murder.
I main the killer role in deadbydaylight

[Dongie]

Probably beating the shit out of somebody. I haven't done that in 10 years by the way.

[exitseven]

you are overdue.

[Dongie]

It feels like it today!

[llorando]

Answering this question. Just joking, most likely they'd assume I was falsely accused and in jail for a crime I didn't commit.

[asarjam]

What a great question - public nudity!

[Noodle_fan]

Probably because i tried awake movement to get rid of current governmenr

[Miah06]

Idek. People just probably be shocked I went to jail for literally anything

[MarjorieJ]

The bitch wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

[Apple1996]

Theft lol

[MemeSupreme]

first degree murd-

i mean arsony

[Subtle_Luminescence]

High speeding, murder, or 'extremism'.

[Dargil]

Aggravated Assault Bar Fight.

[Agape93]

Battery. Wouldn't have been the first time

[itsannalee]

Drugs or hit someone while driving 😂

[Meisdipa]

High Speeding or probably drunk as hell

[DrPepper12]

Some political protest stuff.

[Anonymous]

"hate speech"

[Circushowcowboy]

Probably like theft lol

[Staximus]

Fighting for sure

[Staximus]

I used to get into a lot of fights with the white trash knuckleheads in my old neighborhood

[jamesgoldman]

Something white collar

[QuietRunner]

Fraud, arson, or murder

[beefcakebradybatson]

Ogling buxom babes !!!

[Jmmmfi4]

I've already been to jail

[exitseven]

Being on Bidens enemies' list.

[Garud]

violence

[Anonymous]

Vehicle sodomy.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Hard to say 🤔

[OfDeath]

Murder.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Murder

[FenixG45]

Whistleblowing

[nawtee_me]

Vacation

[Kingofkings1992]

Murder