If you and I were to go to jail, what would it be for?

[dustybiker]

Points for creativity. None for creepiness. lol

[Kaneki05]

"Sir we found them with Mr Needle a local who was been investigated for touching kids at school he was in basement he was castrated and with multiple wounds he's in hospital now in Cook"
Me and you would both think justice was done. Because that's what it was.
Then about week later into investigating us they realise we've been taking justice on rapists for many years uncaught as our numbers raise we become the most famous duo replacing the names of Bonnie and Clyde while standing for something that most people would agree up on was justice.
Transcending law it's self as people praise us in streets and while we sit in prison comfortable as many in there would respect are decisions.

[Kaneki05]

In a Coma* Not cook? lol

[dustybiker]

Great!! 😎 😎 I hope all those rapists are in another prison though…

[Kaneki05]

Well our victims were killed after been castrated sadly we got caught with this last guy so we didn't get to finish him off but a Coma is still pretty good and his castration.
And any Rapists that do happen to be in a prison... more years will be for be to our are dates as they turn up not shockingly the same way.

[dustybiker]

@Kaneki05 Very well thought out. Now we need to work on our escape.

[UniquelyBasic]

We would be street racing at high speeds on our motorcycles eventually having the police get involved. We are causing tons of chaos in the streets taking shortcuts through markets and going at insane speeds to get away from the police. In your pursuit to get away you fall trying to make a sharp turn around a corner causing you to spin out of control and the police catch up and arrest you. I then try to cut through an alley but end up getting cornered from the front and the back and I just give up as I have no other option.

[dustybiker]

Wait, wait, wait. Why am I the one to fall? This was good until that part. Still points though. 😁

[UniquelyBasic]

Well I wasn't going to be the one to fall in my story. 😝

[dustybiker]

But it’s my question. 🧐 lol So mean.

[UniquelyBasic]

You can just pretend it was me who fell then. 😁

[dustybiker]

@UniquelyBasic 🤣

[Sour-rose]

They found that guy we thought who was dead after he said he wants to be a dad with you and then said "psyche!" and we swore he had no heartbeat buuut... fuk.

[dustybiker]

@sour-rose 😅 Close call. But now a witness… Sucks for us.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Cutting the penis off my rapist and shoving it down a garbage disposal and then sticking a cattle prod up there.

See I'm not a threat to society, just him.

[dustybiker]

Yes!!!

[Charliefretz329]

Wow! Does he have to be a rapist?🫤

[Aerissa_Jade]

@Charliefretz329 I know you want that done to you, I've seen you say that... and yes, it has to be my rapist.

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 Leave the woman alone Charlie 🤣

[Charliefretz329]

Lol, yes I do Ms. Jade. I despise rapists though… and no I do not want a cattle prob in my bum

[Charliefretz329]

Lol Dusty! I’m sorry, I’ll try to be good

[dustybiker]

@Charliefretz329 You know I’m teasing. You’re good.

[Charliefretz329]

Lol. 😎🤷🏻‍♂️

[Chazmatazz269]

Well, i guess it depends on what you’re into. I’ve been to jail a few times for various reasons; DUIs, fighting and sexual misconduct. I’ve also gotten away with lots of stuff that could have landed me in jail; streaking, skinny dipping, street racing, vandalism, unlawfully carrying a concealed firearm, the possession, use and sale of formerly illegal drugs, public intox, sexual exhibition, et cetera….
Geezus, i’m a GD cretin! Ell oh ell!

[dustybiker]

You sound like a man with a lot of good stories.

[ShadezMcgee]

We would have conducted a heist to steal money or things of value that would leave us rich enough to never have to work again in life. We would have succeeded up to the getaway.

Arrested at gunpoint and now being interrogated separately to try and have us frame the other as the mastermind and enter a plea deal.

[dustybiker]

I’m still in shock… we were so close to getting away with it all.

[Sandeeppingping]

We'd rob a bank, dressed all black, we'd escape on those off road bikes I can't remember their name for some reason I've been trying for the last 2 mins or so, anyway, you sound like a good biker unfortunately I've never tried it so I'd probably fall you'd try to help me then we'd get caught

[dustybiker]

I thought you rode like a rockstar for a beginner. It was the dumpster that jumped out in your path. Darn inanimate objects.

[NathanDavis]

jail means temporarily... rather than prison

so I think we would be detained over the invasion of federal and/or private lands and territory, speeding, "reckless behaviour" and refusing to stop/being arrested...

would have happened because of our cross country, off-road, across!! countries and states race... your bikes VS my classic Mitsubishi rally racing vehicle... lol

an it would be worth it, as well... lol

[dustybiker]

At least the traffic was low. 😁 (wasn’t that car a Suzuki?)

[dustybiker]

Nope I momentarily forgot you liked Mitsubishi.

[NathanDavis]

I'd try a Suzuki as well... could do

[dustybiker]

What is the model specifics. I can’t find it on youtube. I want to hear the engine.

[NathanDavis]

oh, the classic engine? I don't own it yet... lmao

[dustybiker]

The vehicle itself. lol

[NathanDavis]

-Mitsubishi Starion 82-87'

and the Lancer EVO IV (1996)

[dustybiker]

Okay… lmao What is the name of the $400 grand thing?

[NathanDavis]

oh, that one..

[NathanDavis]

that was the Dakar Rally 2009, Mitsubishi Racing Lancer (MRX09)

the price tag went up a bit, because of the tuning and stuff... lol, and the nice paintjob in black

[dustybiker]

@NathanDavis There she is!!

https://youtu.be/PTvJ9pj-q5I

[dustybiker]

That air filter has to be so dirty. lmao

[NathanDavis]

as it should be!! and it's its' only job... lmao

[dustybiker]

@NathanDavis Love it. 😁

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Probably for doing something silly & stupid like taking a dump in a poor box at a church or wearing devil horns or running around with pitchforks.

Don’t worry I’ll print up two get out of jail free cards.

[dustybiker]

We will need them! Maybe a couple for hell too? 😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Well everybody is already intrested in banging you ahem now i need to change my story

We would pull a con. And sell the Eiffel Tower twice and we would settle on an island with that money and we would have bought that island lol

And you know just the usual 😜😜🤣🤣..

[dustybiker]

lmao
We could see the right of our story to hollywood and make millions too.

[dustybiker]

*sell

[AviatorTom]

Auto theft. You know that sportscar you like? I'd be helping you get it. But then we'd get caught for "celebrating" in the car. A successful crime really gets the libido up.

[dustybiker]

R8’s are cramped and take talent. We should get off with a warning.

[WindAtMyBack]

We both work as janitors and it's cleaning day at the jail.

Oh wait. I wanna be rich. So we are both lawyers and we are visiting out clients in jail.

[dustybiker]

Nice!! I like the way you think.

[Pinay_ako]

Breaking and entering a convenience store at 3 am for junk food and beer! 🤣

[dustybiker]

😂 “We were hungry officer.”

[Pinay_ako]

🤣 bad girls for life. My bestie and I used to climb the fence after curfew to escape the dorm or come home at dawn 🤣.

[dustybiker]

Bad girls can one day entertain our grandchildren with endless stories. 😁😎😂

[Pinay_ako]

Yas 👏 🤣 grandma was a baddie 😜

[dustybiker]

@Pinay_ako lol

[Jaximus-Lion]

Probably for abusing politicians, physical abuse 😁. Why? Because of their greed and not caring for the people

[dustybiker]

I threw a melon. It was wrong and I regret it now caught.

[Jaximus-Lion]

No regrets here.

[dustybiker]

@Jaximus-Lion lol

[AmandaYVR]

Maybe we 'liberated' a bunch of wild horses back to the wild. 🐎

[dustybiker]

Beautiful! Love this.

[Aerissa_Jade]

Sad thing is there is too many wild mustangs here, they are dying of starvation... the government says they need to thin the herd. All I know is nothing is like riding an ATV and coming up on a group of them running all around you.

[dustybiker]

@Aerissa_Jade That must be something else to experience. — Do they still rescue the young ones out?

[Chaser3232]

Someone’s stupidity! I don't know my damn best stay within the law, but stupid sometimes comes to play! Does stupid play fair, nope and that’s the problem.

[Chaser3232]

I do my best to stay within the law and this what it should say, sometimes spellcheck gets in the way. My apologies for the bad grammar!

[dustybiker]

@Chaser3232 No worries. And not judging. This is all in good fun. 😎

[FinalFantasyBro]

Nothing because I ain't going to do anything that makes me get thrown in jail. If I really did risk being locked up I not only be crying but I be requesting a phone call.

[dustybiker]

Ah, life has ways of screwing with us all.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

You, I don’t know. If I ever were to get sent in jail, it’d probably be because someone was…. Uh, being a piece of scat as in, inflicting pain on my best friend, cousins, brother, or parents. And by “them inflicting pain”, I mean…. Acting… uncivilized…

[Kylal412]

Not sure for you but for me it would be for damage to someone’s vehicle because they were driving like a douche and I threw something at their vehicle or I keyed it for parking too close like a dickhead 🤷‍♀️

[20yearsolder]

Public intoxication and streaking around the town square

[dustybiker]

Only remember half of it. 😁

[20yearsolder]

That's enough lol

[dustybiker]

@20yearsolder lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

Sneaking into someone's yard at night to use their trampoline. The only reason we would get caught is because we started fighting and made too much noise.

[dustybiker]

Perfect.

[sirderpsalot123]

A fight that you started...

[dustybiker]

Didn’t.

[sirderpsalot123]

Right... Because nothing is ever your fault. 🙄

[dustybiker]

@SirDerpsalot1901 I always admit when I am wrong. It just doesn’t happen enough for you to have seen it yet.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker Or you just lack self-awareness.

[sirderpsalot123]

And now we're fighting about something that never happened lmao

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Sounds like us. 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker I like us 😂

[dustybiker]

@sirderpsalot123 Yeah. We’re just weird enough.

[NewsReader]

Dress up as police officers, find a hot couple and tell them that if they don't get down and dirty with us then they will be arrested and charged with... we'll think of something.

[jamesgoldman]

If I'm going to prison then probably fencing or money laundering

[dustybiker]

Fencing by moonlight. It’s as dangerous as playing baseball at night. Repeated warnings ignored.. but it was fun. 😉

[jamesgoldman]

I don't know about fun, the science of aqua regia I suppose is because I've yet to try it

[OddBeMe]

Serial murders. Poachers in africa killing elephants for husks. I’d be your bitch in prison. But you’ll be good to me, right?

[dustybiker]

Absolutely. We have to escape and save more wildlife. Next time I’m renting a chopper.

[OddBeMe]

I’ll seduce the warden.

[dustybiker]

Perfect. Your charms in action. It will impress the other inmates.

[OddBeMe]

you're not gonna pimp me out to other inmates, right?

[dustybiker]

Not in my best interests.

[MrTaboo]

First is it me or does that pic of the jails look like a face?

And my reason will get me blocked.

[dustybiker]

Yes. It does.

[MrTaboo]

So I'm not going nuts

[dustybiker]

@mrtaboo 8 ball says your “outlook is good”.

[MrTaboo]

Ha ha

[Fryday_Knight]

Throwing fried chicken at people on horseback.

[dustybiker]

That is creative. “Open up!!”

[BubbaTech]

I'd be on Death Row... not going to explain unnecessarily to prevent this being used as evidence.

[dustybiker]

Thorough.

[Iron_Man]

Probably doing a bunch of stunts on the dirtbikes in the city

[dustybiker]

Braap braaap!

[Valso]

For banging out in the open for everyone to see. 🤭

[dustybiker]

That’d do it. lol

[Valso]

I've already done such a thing but cops in my country would rather watch than arrest us, so we got away with it. 😁

[dustybiker]

lol That’s hilarious.

[EnglishEuropean]

Stagecoach robbery.

What? Too creepy?

[dustybiker]

No. That sounds profitable too.. Well. Until we were caught.

[Anonymous]

for stealing alcohol and groceries. man, it's hard being adult.

[dustybiker]

Yes it is!

[bigpauly]

It would be because someone was jealous of how cool we are

[dustybiker]

There’s always a hater…. 😏

[bigpauly]

Right! Lol

[dustybiker]

@bigpauly 😁

[YoHoeRose]

Well I went for domestic violence I don't know what your up to🤣

[Anonymous]

we'd just be visiting all the criminals that we helped put there after we teamed up to start our bounty hunter crew. 😎

[dustybiker]

I like this!

[fonduegirl]

I dunno. I'd probably in for opening abortion clinics, because they're important. Period.

[Twalli]

Not knowing you, hard to tell. If you were anything like my girlfriend probably public lewdness.

[littlemisslolita]

Not Paying Taxes And Having Guns In Our Purses

[dustybiker]

We forgot.

[PJH359]

Aggravated murder one and abuse of a corpse

[dustybiker]

Gritty.

[Glenn_lawrence]

riding our motorcycles somewhere we shouldn't

[dustybiker]

Love this!!

[Part2603]

Using the wrong pronouns?

[dustybiker]

Easy stint.

[Light909090]

Banging In the back of my White Van.

[Light909090]

Or forcing a Policer officer To workout

[dustybiker]

I’ll take the second uncreepy one. It’s funny.

[OneManOnly01]

Fighting in public like hooligans lol

[dustybiker]

Yes!!

[Phoenix98]

It'd be for doing certain things to a certain person who deserved it and more.

[rabbitzzz]

Running over a baby with the bike.

[dustybiker]

It’s your avatar image that sets the stage to make this funny. lol

[exitseven]

Lewd and lascivious behavior.

[dustybiker]

It was only embarrassing when the judge said it like that.

[exitseven]

@dustybiker hahahahanha. It wasn't what he said but the way he said it.

[dustybiker]

@exitseven Exactly.

[exitseven]

And i never saw anyone do that with his eyebrows before.

[dustybiker]

@exitseven 🤣 That part when he dropped his pen was suspicious too.

[exitseven]

😊😊😊😊

[chocomilk99]

Fighting in public.. cuz u like pineapple on pizza

[dustybiker]

I actually do. 😁

[chocomilk99]

Then be prepare. We r going to jail

[dustybiker]

@chocomilk99 🍍

[Anonymous]

Having sex on the white house lawn during a press conference.

[KostasKouvalis]

Dirt biking in a no dirt bike area

[dustybiker]

Sometime we just have to ride.

[Wise4myage]

Sex in public.

[dustybiker]

This seems to be a common crime. lol

[Wise4myage]

Yes, lol.

[Anonymous]

Based on what I know of you we'd never go to jail together. And if we did it wouldn't be for the same things.

[Dnice1]

Stealing the last piece of bacon

[dustybiker]

That is serious. Did we split it? That knock to my head out of nowhere makes the details kinda fuzzy.

[Likes2drive]

Stealing someone’s heart

[dustybiker]

“This could be taken two ways your honor… “

[Likes2drive]

Lol, I meant it in a good way 💕

[dustybiker]

@Likes2drive 😂😁

[Blackcupcake]

torturing someone…👹

[dustybiker]

So many guesses of who with you. 😁

[Losalt]

Yeah, I'd probably be in jail for that too...

[Charliefretz329]

Fun! 🫠

[Blackcupcake]

@dustybiker let’s not give it away… hahahaha

[dustybiker]

@blackcupcake 🤣 Secrets safe. 😁

[MsJackie2001]

A Bonnie and Bonnie Crime spree.

[dustybiker]

Yes!

[Staximus]

Freeway racing

[dustybiker]

Excellent.

[Charliefretz329]

Illegal sex games lmao

[dustybiker]

I was only running the filming equipment don’t know why they cuffed the innocent. 😇

[Charliefretz329]

lol!

[Charliefretz329]

How were you supposed to know it would go that far? Lmao

[goodgirlsteven]

Indecent behavior and exposure in public

[dustybiker]

We argued our case well I think.

[goodgirlsteven]

LOL!

[scooogy]

You for bankruptcy. Me for being me. 😌

[dustybiker]

Can you go to jail for bankruptcy? 🤔

[User_69]

illegal racing possible

[dustybiker]

It was a blast while it lasted.

[CubaPirate]

Shooting the neighbours noisy dogs 🐕

[dustybiker]

*horrified animal lover here*

[dustybiker]

I’ll shoot them with belly kisses.

[CubaPirate]

I know but they're driving us crazy 🤪. they bark all day from 7am till late at night. And we don't have guns here in the UK 🤣🤗🤣

[dustybiker]

lol Yeah. I understand that. That’s not fun. 🙉

You brought back a bad memory there though.
A friend of mine had his dog in a kennel in his backyard while he was working. Two insane teens shot hundreds of BBs at his dog while he was away that day. Neighbors cane home and caught them. That poor dog… survived though.
I would have loved to have been the one to have caught them.

[HelaCute]

I'd probably do drungs

[TroyDT]

Resisting the Police State.

[Libertycityguy]

Sitting there saying, she didn't look like no cop

[JPresidente]

Public nudity?

[dustybiker]

Fun times aren’t always legal.

[JPresidente]

This is true 🤣

[dustybiker]

@jpresidente 😁

[JPresidente]

🤪😎