If you and I went to jail what were we arrested for?

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sirderpsalot123 Follow
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I hit you with a pillow, some lady who happens to be the fun police (probably a GAG mod) sees and police are called, and they try to arrest me and then you get arrested because you tried to fight the cop for arresting me.

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- dustybiker2
  
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  That does sound a lot like me.
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Then i break dusty out of jail, and leave derp behind
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @Miah04 go back to your own opinion 😒
  
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- Miah04
  
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  No. And you can't make me, because you're still in jail
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @Miah04 I'm too derpy for jail 😩
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Pssst Derp... get out through that tunnel...
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Ok fine I'll break you out too
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @dustybiker2 🤗
  
  @miah04 ... I guess you can get a high five. ✋
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 🤗
  
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- Miah04
  
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  Oh joy
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Thanks for MHO 😎
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Thanks for playing well. You win: 🕶️
  
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andreasderjuengere Follow
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The question also is - how long do we stay there... until the gang gets us out.
I guess it's bank robbery, and a generally un-adapted life style that made us kind of...
''public enemy'' ? (guess, you see the reference...)

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- dustybiker2
  
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  We tunneled out (check the security footage)
  lol Love it.
  
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- andreasderjuengere
  
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  Yepp. Tunneling is fun. Ask E. Musk :)
  
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Miah04 Follow
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I ran my mouth and you beat them up when they hit me, so they saw me with a black eye and assumed i helped you win the fight, so i got arrested to

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- dustybiker2
  
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  You did reprogram me yesterday to fight Derp. I'm glitching.
  
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- Miah04
  
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  😂😂yup.
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Fix me! 😭
  
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- Miah04
  
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  I like you like this
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Oh dear
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 Miah made me a hit woman and won't change me back
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  @dustybiker2 that's what you get for breaking out without me
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  Nvm. Just say your reply on my opinion lol
  
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- Miah04
  
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  @sirderpsalot123 i just freed you. Calm down 🤦🏾‍♀️
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  lol he's still kicking and punching
  
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- Miah04
  
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  😂😂
  
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DJB72 Follow
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Imitating an undercover bike cop with a non-transparent tarpaulin...

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- dustybiker2
  
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  lol That must have bern a blast. 😁
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  *been
  
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A classic Bonnie and Clyde bank robbery.

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Did we dress the part? Memory is foggy.
  
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  DryGermanGuy
  
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  I would say so, for sure! 😁
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Nice 😎
  
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Killing sex offenders. Simples.

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  Oh good. We have inside creds then.
  
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gorydetails Follow
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fornication in public

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Something fun.
  
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Establishing NSDAP again. 🤩

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Ooof. I was drugged.
  
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OtterMan68 Follow
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Protesting outside the Russian embassy

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Of course! That's it.
  
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Wiredone Follow
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I have no idea

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Concussion, huh? Yeah.. sorry.
  
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- Wiredone
  
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  Yes from when I got hit in the head in that brawl we were in. Lol
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Oh good. Phew. It's coming back.
  
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Charliefretz329 Follow
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Trespassing

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- dustybiker2
  
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  Oh where was that again?
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Obviously on some scenic trail denied to us
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Nature was calling.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I can’t resist a closed off trail on my hikes. I have to know what’s there
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I was questioned by police just last week while exploring forbidden land 😆
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Stirrer. 😎
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Truth lol
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  You entertained them at any rate.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  lol 😆 probably
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  To be a Fly on the tree...
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I’m very respectful to armed authorities. It helps 95% of the time.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  And 95% of the time I don’t even get caught 😈
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Just don't make a bad career out of that. lol
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  I just imagined you becoming one with a tree
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Trees are my friends 🥰
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Nobody usually even travels the places I explore. So I’m safe
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  I often hug them myself. Check for spiders first, but then a good hug.
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  You put the bear question to rl test lol
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Tree spiders are innocent enough
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Oh, THAT question huh?
  
  Yeah I’d much rather hang out with the bears in the woods than with most females for sure! 😏
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  We get the fat grey ones with the red dot. As a child who climbed trees I'd bring them down and into my bedroom with me. I'd find them on the windowsill in the morning looking at the trees outside "Mummy..."
  Scary looking species though.
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Agreed but men.. lol
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  *Agreed (the rest was gonna be something else)
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  All spiders look scary but most aren’t dangerous to us
  
  I know what to expect from a bear or any other wild creature. They are predictable, unlike humans 😑
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  That res dot is a warning sign my friend. 😳
  
  Exactly 🧸
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  *red
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  The only red spotted spiders 🕷️ here are the black widow’s hourglass. That’s bad juju
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  What kind were yours?
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  We get those too.
  I don't know about bad juju they are just trying to live the life allotted them. I once waters a tree through a pipe (deep root start) and one came out grey poor thing "cooooold water!")
  
  Not sure. Should look them up.
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Okay typos are just going to be happening today.*sighs* Too much on my mind to be patient and check.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I call creeping death bad juju
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  I can read through them no worries 😉
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Eh. Maybe a viper or that three step snake found in jungles. I've seen people pick up black widows with thumb and forefinger.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Widows don’t like that… 🤨 So I respectfully refrain from those actions.
  
  The venomous snakes 🐍 usually bite those who don’t leave them alone or who accidentally step on them.
  
  The ones I see on my hikes are usually lounging across the trails confident that nobody’s gonna bother them
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  You ever see thar show venom ER? That doctor expert was one who has picked them up like that too. Encouraged my friends to try at the time... boys. smh
  
  Yeah we get baby rattlers laying in the park grass too. Have to be so careful before you run your dogs.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Nope lol not a tv guy! And I leave most of nature alone or handle it respectfully
  
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- dustybiker2
  
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  Same. Live and let live.. when it comes to nature anyway.
  
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- Charliefretz329
  
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  Now for the fire ant 🐜 who just bit my foot… I’ve rained down brutal retributions for all of his kind! 😡
  
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