You got arrested, what is most likely the reason?

[Anonymous]

I'm here to see what people say, let's see what crimes y'all would most likely commit lol

[MemeSupreme]

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speeding or somethin driving related

[Asker]

Geez how do you uuhhh so long 😂

[MemeSupreme]

math

[Asker]

Quick maths

[MemeSupreme]

slow maths

[Asker]

Slow is the new quick

[MemeSupreme]

vroom vroom

[Account]

I almost got sent to the police station for swearing at a cop. But I was 16 back then.

Also I almost got caught by the police during a protest when things escalated a little. I got chased and I got lost in the crowd on purpose (one of the few perks of being small) .

Right now I would probably get arrested for defending myself/someone dear to me/taking justice into my own hands instead of trusting the law.

[Asker]

Well that lost one seems like a valid reason to get arrested lol

[Account]

Νο I mean, when I got chased I got lost in the crowd on purpose

[Account]

By the police

[Asker]

Yea I was talking about the last one, I had a similar experience tho when swat raided my household lol

But the last choice seems like a valid reason to get arrested 😆

[NathanDavis]

" you can't take justice into your own hands "

-well.. I obviously just did-

I was only detained for a bit, but not arrested... lol

[Asker]

Well then that doesn't count, it's gotta be a crime lol

[NathanDavis]

legally speaking... it was illegal

but yes, they saw it from a different perspective

[Asker]

Sounds like they aren't too aware of their local laws ha

[NathanDavis]

let's just say they have much more to lose if they had pressed charges

[Asker]

Fair enough lol

[Peter_Penetrator]

My wife and l get into an argument, she disappeared, and then her family and the cops found freshly, overturned dirt in the backyard.

[Asker]

Oof lmao

[Peter_Penetrator]

I had to remind my ex wife once that l work for a utility company. “I ain’t afraid to dig a hole.”

[StudyingAuthor]

Setting things on fire... lmao. I always have a cup of water nearby during my science experiments.

[Asker]

Oh arson, high consequences but understandable cause burning stuff is fun lol

[StudyingAuthor]

lol, I'll just call it a bon fire.

[Asker]

Or throw a molotov in a store and turn that into the bonfire lol

[StudyingAuthor]

Nooooo!!!

[Asker]

😂😂

[StudyingAuthor]

That's the worst idea i've ever heard.

[Asker]

It's only a bad idea if u get caught 😂

[StudyingAuthor]

LOL... still a no.

[Asker]

Damn 🙃

[StudyingAuthor]

Don't take it personal. lol.

[Asker]

Lol.

[dustybiker2]

I'm in tight with the locals. Last sergeant told me and I quote "You are a life saver."

[Miah04]

🧐🧐

[Asker]

Wdym

[dustybiker2]

Someone was dragged out of their rental by 13 officers. They came to me for the footage off my driveway camera when the idiot claimed they hurt him. I was surprised how respectful they were. He was kicking the heck out of their car and screaming top of lungs for an hour and a half before they left. He'd evidently attacked the other 9 squatters in the house.

[Asker]

Damn I guess you really are a life saver dusty 😁

[dustybiker2]

Haha so I'm told.
Funny... Derp sent a rude comment as they were looking at my phone. He's done that before with something else. Hilarious timing. "Just ignore him..."

[Miah04]

Oh i was confused

[Miah04]

Miah was ready to fuss

[dustybiker2]

@Miah04 No fuss needed

[Asker]

Miah why you talking in third person 😂

[dustybiker2]

@ChicoFromThe305 She's in love. She's confused.

[Miah04]

Miah does that when miah is shamiah. Rn I am shamiah

[Asker]

Did she get back together with brad? 💀😂

[Miah04]

Oh i just noticed the derp comment

[Miah04]

Miah no love brad

[Asker]

What did miah consume, she sounds cracked out 😂

[dustybiker2]

Love drugs

[Asker]

Me too 😌😏

[Miah04]

I think I'm so happy rn it has me loopy

[Asker]

It really does, I wish I can reach such happiness that It got me high lol

[Miah04]

I hope so too

[IslaTheWitch]

being in the wrong place at wrong time... happened before, lol

[Asker]

So loitering? Lol

[IslaTheWitch]

lmao

from the police perspective for sure... from my... "the dangerous elements" were my friends :D

[Asker]

So what exactly happened? 😂

[IslaTheWitch]

uh... as a kid of two very busy and divorced lawyers I spent most of my time with my friends in the most dangerous part of the city... my friends were so called "the dangerous element", teens involved in gangs fights, mafia stuff and drugs... so the police was patrolling the area in bigger groups from time to time... and a few times, they took me with others... on the police station my friends were swearing they didn't know me, that I was just passing by... so I was always released without charges, lol...

[Asker]

Lol.

[naartjie]

Punching someone. People at work are testing me lately

[Asker]

It be like that sometimes tho, some people just seem very punchable lol

[naartjie]

Yess fr fr

[normalice]

For not being christian when republicans make that illegal.

[Asker]

Have you not seen the condition of our world, it seems like the issue will be the other way around, religion will be illegalized lol

[normalice]

That isn't what I'm seeing, lol. It is like religions have sensed they are on their way out of relevance and so have started madly clawing for power and dominance - and are succeeding largely unimpeded.

[Asker]

If it was like That, the world wouldn't be the way it is now, I see a lot of pride parades and Satan parades but none for religion lol

[normalice]

There was one at the capitol on January 6 2021.

[Asker]

Yea during covid, people were terrified they immediately started looking for God's help lol

If 3 years ago was the last religious parade then that only speaks numbers don't it ha

[normalice]

Unless you understand what parades are for, sure.

[Asker]

Lol.

[TonyMetal___86]

Beating feminazis, burning and blowing women's rights offices 🤣🤣
You will find this angry feminazi karen pig with red hair screaming: "oh my god, he's laying his hand on a woman" 🐷

My answer: i'll lay something else in your mouth so you just shut up! 😂😂

[laly520]

using my pepper spray on a creep (I have an old one that can cause blindness)

[Asker]

Sounds like self defense to me 🤔

[laly520]

good will keep it then

[Asker]

Lol.

[Sun_Kim-Ai]

• Crimes against peace for initiating a war or aggression.
• War crimes
• Crimes against peace
• Crimes against humanity

[JayBones]

They found my uncles teeth in a bag with a hammer somewhere between his work and the susquehanna river.

[Asker]

Did they ever find the person?

[DaBiggestBird]

Someone assaulted one of my loved ones and I went a little too far with the punishment

[Asker]

Well deserved lol

[TommyMountainFigure]

Wrongful arrest!

I would never be caught doing anything wrong. Not been caught yet anyway! :D

[4ngelic]

being too drunk in public or tresspassing (sometimes i like exploring abandonned places or closed off stuff)

[Iron_Man]

Probably a fistfight out in a traffic dispute

[Asker]

Understable, traffic here sucks lol

[Iron_Man]

Yes, stresses me out especially trying to find parking spots and of people on their cell phones not moving quickly and other people speeding to beat the red light when it’s a real long red light and they have to sit there themselves

[Asker]

Or those honkers that like to honk as soon as the light turns green smh

[Iron_Man]

Right I know

[OtterMan68]

passing out bottles of water to people waiting in line to vote outside in the sun in Georgia.

[Asker]

Lmao a good sacrifice for humanity lol

[WhitneySnow]

Protesting without a permit. But not really because in real life I almost always follow the rules.

[MrShaun]

But she said she was 18!!!

Just joking.

[Asker]

Lmao.

[IceCreamSandwich]

I defaulted back to American laws even though I'm not in America.

[JacobJordan]

Avoiding situations that would lead to my arrest make it so I won't but if I didn't avoid likely murder or assault.

[dolemite58]

Killing someone that’s Irish or Puerto Rican

[Asker]

Why?

[dolemite58]

They’re the only groups I don’t like

[Asker]

Fair enough

[SotiCoto]

The last time I was arrested it was for attempted suicide.
The next time would probably be the same.

[Anonymous]

Got into a fight in public or something related to public nudity

[Asker]

Lmao that's pretty weird lol

[Opinion Owner]

You just bullied me into going anon

[Asker]

Lmao

[Lyndsielee666]

I got arrested for having brass knuckles on me in high school. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ won’t catch me making that mistake again.

[DarkLegacy]

Hitting someone, people these days really whine me up with their nastiness and delusions

[andreasderjuengere]

The reason - most likely - is that I wasn't running fast enough.
My crime: persistent civil disobedience in conjunction with revolutionary tendencies and cultural provocations.

[KrakenAttackin]

Disrupting Public Service, to wit the creation and detonation of an unlawful device to generate EMP in excessive quantities.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Excessive speeding

[Asker]

Way to swerve the road 😂

[TrueConfection]

If I told you, I'd have to... Well, you know.

[rachel776]

love in the first degree 🤷‍♀️

[Asker]

That a not illegal tho lol

[AviatorTom]

If I ever got arrested, it would probably be theft.

[Drumlin2001]

Something driving related

[Asker]

So speeding

[Agape93]

... from personal experience, assault or battery

[Asker]

Lmao

[LaurenM1997]

For wearing too much little clothes 🙈

[Asker]

I don't think that's a crime Lauren, rock your midget clothing 😂

[LaurenM1997]

Hahaha 😂😂

[Anonymous]

Retributive killing for animal abuse. Some MFs out there better pray I never come down with anything incurable. Just sayin'

[Miah04]

Being so sweet i gave someone diabetes 😂

[Asker]

You must be demolishing ppls sugar levels lol

[Miah04]

😂😂haha you admitted I'm sweet

[Asker]

I have too, so then I can bully you later, it's called balance 😌

[Miah04]

😂😂

[_justimagineit_]

For wearing too much little clothes 🙈

[Asker]

Like I told the other girl with the same response, enjoy your midget clothing cause it's not a crime lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Stealing your gun 😂

[Asker]

You stay away from my gun crumble 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Nah come get it 🔫 *runs*

[Asker]

I'll just get it when you are asleep 😌

[BobbieBoy666]

Public nudity.

[Simslover92]

Shoplifting. I mean look at my profile pic lol

[FreyaRed]

Tax evasion. I hate paying taxes

[exitseven]

Insurrectionist.

[euniestars]

Lying to a cop

[Asker]

Cops are easy to fool, you might not get caught with that one lol

[euniestars]

I survived surgery be proud of me

[Asker]

That's good, how was the surgery? 😆

[euniestars]

I hate it

[Asker]

Hate is bad

[euniestars]

It’s surgery how is it gonna be good

[Asker]

Cause it was done to help you 😌

[euniestars]

yeah now im crippled for like 2 months

[Asker]

2 months is better than your whole life, be positive *pats head* 😌

[euniestars]

Position my ass

[Asker]

Bruh What? 💀

I said positive not to bend over 😂

[euniestars]

Wait wtf why I write position

[Asker]

Don't stress it I know it was a typo, shit was funny tho lmao

[euniestars]

Autocorrect doing me wrong

[Asker]

No cap 💀

[Anonymous]

Money laundering or converting stolen property

[Asker]

There's a lot of dirty money to be cleaned lol

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah there is

[handsomelad70]

Being a black man.

[aceleon]

me?

murder or robbery.

[zagor]

Probably something to do with driving.

[Still-alive]

I stole candy from this store once. woops

[Rnjura]

Murder

[Asker]

Sooo... who u killin? :3

[sheikalana]

Speed.

[Anonymous]

I don’t know

[Asker]

Why Not?

[Anonymous]

Vehicle Sodomy.

[Anonymous]

Marijuana