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speeding or somethin driving related
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I almost got sent to the police station for swearing at a cop. But I was 16 back then.
Also I almost got caught by the police during a protest when things escalated a little. I got chased and I got lost in the crowd on purpose (one of the few perks of being small) .
Right now I would probably get arrested for defending myself/someone dear to me/taking justice into my own hands instead of trusting the law.
" you can't take justice into your own hands "
-well.. I obviously just did-
I was only detained for a bit, but not arrested... lol
My wife and l get into an argument, she disappeared, and then her family and the cops found freshly, overturned dirt in the backyard.
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being in the wrong place at wrong time... happened before, lol
Setting things on fire... lmao. I always have a cup of water nearby during my science experiments.
I'm in tight with the locals. Last sergeant told me and I quote "You are a life saver."
Punching someone. People at work are testing me lately
For not being christian when republicans make that illegal.
Beating feminazis, burning and blowing women's rights offices 🤣🤣
You will find this angry feminazi karen pig with red hair screaming: "oh my god, he's laying his hand on a woman" 🐷
My answer: i'll lay something else in your mouth so you just shut up! 😂😂using my pepper spray on a creep (I have an old one that can cause blindness)
- Crimes against peace for initiating a war or aggression.
- War crimes
- Crimes against peace
- Crimes against humanity
They found my uncles teeth in a bag with a hammer somewhere between his work and the susquehanna river.
Someone assaulted one of my loved ones and I went a little too far with the punishment
Wrongful arrest!
I would never be caught doing anything wrong. Not been caught yet anyway! :D
being too drunk in public or tresspassing (sometimes i like exploring abandonned places or closed off stuff)
Probably a fistfight out in a traffic dispute
passing out bottles of water to people waiting in line to vote outside in the sun in Georgia.
Protesting without a permit. But not really because in real life I almost always follow the rules.
Avoiding situations that would lead to my arrest make it so I won't but if I didn't avoid likely murder or assault.
I defaulted back to American laws even though I'm not in America.
Killing someone that’s Irish or Puerto Rican
But she said she was 18!!!
Just joking.
The last time I was arrested it was for attempted suicide.
The next time would probably be the same.
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