Oh no I "fainted" can someone help me? Lol have you ever pretended not to feel well for something?

[Anonymous]

Like to get out of class? Leave early for work? To get someone's attention?

[DJB72]

I was bullied at school. Every few weeks I faked a stomach bug to have a few days away from it. At the time the school had a very different ethos. The year after I left one of the boys a year younger than me committed suicide by hanging himself from a tree in the car park - something I'd seriously considered myself. The big difference was I was a day student. I could get away every night. He was a boarder so they had him 24/7.

Sorry to put something heavy into the mix. I missed most of Mental Health Awareness Month in May. It's something that I'm passionate about.

Oh, and I wasn't bullied physically. When I left school I was 6' tall, 200lbs with a 46" chest and 32" waist. People got out of the way when I was walking. But mentally I was a REAL mess.

[Lliam]

That pose with your hand to your forehead was what I pictured when I first read the question. LOL

At times when I hated my job or simply wanted to play hooky, I called in sick every once in a while. When I returned after 2 or 3 days, I'd have to pretend that I was still getting over my flu or whatever I said I had. LOL

[Asker]

Lmaoo so my "fainting" trick worked on you 😂

That's fair I used to pretend sick all the time just to skip school

[Lliam]

Yup. That pose always reminds of a fragile Southern belle. LOL

I just ditched classes in school. The nice thing about work was, I had lots of paid sick leave. :-)

[OlderAndWiser]

Other people ALWAYS know when you are faking it!

[Asker]

Lmaoo you can never get away with it. Or you need to take acting classes 😂

[nawtee_me]

yes, get out of school, to leave work, and to get someone attention... But she saw right through me and I guess I wasn't convincing enough. However she liked the thought and planning I put behind it and went out with me. I think she took pity on me lol but sympathy pussy is still pussy... ;)

[Asker]

Haha then it technically worked for you😂

[nawtee_me]

Absolutely... what about you?

[Avocadorable]

I pretend not to feel well to get out of a date then she decide to come over and take care of me, lesson learned from that day I stop tell lies.

[Asker]

That's actually hilarious but she sounded like a keeper!

[Avocadorable]

She talk to much letting me know everything from what happened on work why her day was so tiring also what she ate for breakfast.

[SpaceGalaxy]

This is a true story... A long time ago, i fainted with this girl i was going to make out with removed her panties and the stink that came out of her vagina!!! man-o-man. iI did faint (well, almost did) and i couldn't get my dick up yet she always thought i was making an excuse not to make out with her since we were going through some tough times then!!!

[Asker]

Lmao omg 🤢

[SpaceGalaxy]

I know. It is funny even to me now but back then it wasn't. I kid you not!!! LOL

[ohshee]

No it's better just to be straight-up honest say I really need to do this I'll make up the time tomorrow morning or stay late the next night whatever the being honest is best

[exitseven]

I used to tell my mother I was sick every single day all the way through Junior High
school at least.
I had a job that sort of sucked and I regularly called in sick and took a mental health day.

[InfobotLives]

With girls it was usually the "period pains" line to get out of playing sports at school. These weren't genuine ones either, they blatantly admitted they were lying.

[Guanfei]

Yep, pretended to have pain in my stomach, to go sleep at the infirmary.

[Still-alive]

Ill save you!

yeah many times I've calked out of work. Usually because a new video game cane out.

[Asker]

Thanks! I'll need I think a dinner and some new clothes to recover properly 😂😂

Yeah in highschool I would need to fake sick just so my parents could call the school and I could skip lol

[H8INCHES]

Sure... work, school, family functions. If I don't want to be there, I will bail.

[blondfrog]

And why do you have post your own pic for this question?

[Asker]

Because it's fun!

[loveslongnails]

Yeah, I pretended to have morning sickness. It didn't work !! LOL

[Joshua0213]

Lol yeah years ago in school I "fainted" on my crush and after that we started dating was really interesting

[anylolone]

Nah.
I've actually fainted for real. Scary shit if it happens often but you get used to.

Imagine fainting at a bus stop... not nice.

[Wiredone]

I used to put a penny under my tongue so when my temperature was taken it would be high.

[Anonymous]

Never pretended but did make myself unwell by inducing vomiting, fingers dipped in mouthwash made things easier

[ManHater]

Weak women want to be treated like men. Oh my god princess did you just get fucked by a big cock?

[WhiteWolf69]

No I have never done that. I dont cry wolf unless there is a wolf there

[JesseJayNeak]

Yes, during my elementary school years because I disliked the teachers

[KittygosMeoWW]

I fell asleep on a guy in a college class once

[Andres77]

You've been watching some old movies lately?😉

[Iron_Man]

Yes when I was a teen late to school

[Paulychicago10]

Can't say that I have

[Pogi-Paddy-2]

I'd help you no matter what.

[lycanthrope3]

Have you fallin and can't get up

[Asker]

Like that commercial lol

[lycanthrope3]

Yes is that you

[Asker]

Yes! I need some help 😂

[lycanthrope3]

A damsel in distress

[Tstrbrainer]

Nope, terrible actor here 😂

[SteelTitan]

Oh no we can't help you

[Mothedon]

If thats you in the picture you are smoking hot

[bowenw]

In grade school.

[jahaims]

Nope.