Would You Rather Your Neighbors Be Killer Clowns, Zombies, Werewolves Or One Of The Following?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Zombies

Werewolves

Vampires

Killer Clowns

Cereal Killers

Mental Patients

[Sarahnah]

Werewolves! I can predict when they will turn and take necessary precautions. Vampires are predictable too, but they come out every night instead of just every full moon. Zombies are rotting corpses and they'll stink up my neighborhood, plus being more contagious than the former two. Mental patients and killer clowns are too unpredictable, and cereal killers? Nah, those people are downright terrifying.

[loves2learn]

Cereal killers! DIE WHEATIES, DIE!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cap’n Crunch too & Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Pops as well. I’m a cereal killer too.

[loves2learn]

And lucky charms and chex!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You remember Smacks?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/RW-SDaex_XQ

[loves2learn]

Yup! My mom called the sugar smacks

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Those were the best & I wonder if they still make those?

[loves2learn]

Google says they are called honey smacks now!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In 1953 they were first introduced as Sugar Smacks & in the 80’s they changed to Honey Smacks & in some countries they are just called Smacks or Sugar Puffs. I’m going to check when I go to the supermarket tomorrow.

[loves2learn]

So many fun facts! Lmao

[ChrisMaster69]

@loves2learn not werewolves, we all know where that ends lol

[loves2learn]

@chrismaster69 don’t you know it! ⛔️🐺

[ChrisMaster69]

@loves2learn 🦮😂😂

[ChrisMaster69]

Vampires.

you want someone that dresses well,

knows how to have dinner parties

does not keep bothering you with BBQ invites.

nightbirds, sitting in garden at midnight having drinks and listening to music is great.

[loveslongnails]

You only have to deal with werewolves once a month, so definitely them. Leave my cereal alone.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That’s right & I forgot about full moons & that’s when they come out.

[Daniela1982]

Bring on the Zombies!

So that's what happened to Waldo.

[PaynefulPleasures]

You'd have to be crazy to be my neighbor 😂

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I wish I was your neighbour 🥳

[PaynefulPleasures]

Aww that's so sweet thank you ❤️

[Sevenpointfive]

i'm thinking cereal killers because the others sound dangerous! i'd definitely stock up on cereal though

[Hannah_le]

I’d say mental patients cuz they are least likely to hurt me out of all the ones U listed lol

[Alwayshornyyyyy]

Yes but their some really crazy ones out there sadly

[The_Maphio]

Zombies. If they have to be a nuisance anyway, at least let them be easy targets to get quickly rid of.

[bannacookies]

I live next door to a mental patient & it's not too bad, minus the fact that she always thinks I'm trying to break into her house when I'm just out watering my own garden... but her son usally fixes her worry. So I'll pick F. Lol

[888theGreat]

cereal killers, I don't mind them crushing cereal boxes

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly & I killed Cinnamon Toast Crunch this morning.

[legalboxers]

Mental Patients. I feel like Im in One Flew over the Coo-coos nest!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about a classic! Nurse Ratched what a bitch.

[Smccoy217]

Vampire is the obvious choice, maybe if they're nice though they'll let you be one too. Second their sex parties are insane!

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I don't like clowns. They're obnoxious. I'd be my pleasure to kill 'em.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

*It'd be my pleasure to kill 'em.

[GenaBaby1995]

Slow moving Zombies with Jeffrey Dean Morgan saving me, Mmmm 🥰 but his acting from the Good Wife, ooh I'm wet now, lol

[ilikefrogsalot]

Werewolves of course! Even though they'll rip my flesh part, they're still sexy as hell.

[Xoirwinkan]

I mean, if they are meant to be dangerous (and not in a more funny neighbourly way), a sexy vampire girl would be the best, because even when they suck your blood they don't kill you, and if they like you things get spicy.

[FunkyMonkee]

Sure, it's a waste of food, but I can deal with a guy that kills a box of cereal once in a while. I'm not cereal so, I'm safe!

[electromagnetic]

I’ll take the Cereal Killers!
I’m over my cornflakes talking back.

[MsTaniaUncensored]

Zombies. No intelligence. Slow and awkward. Much easier to avoid.

[Gwenhwyfar]

Killer werewolf zombie clowns

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What a neighborhood & if I had neighbors like that I probably wouldn’t sleep.

[Alwayshornyyyyy]

I have been I a few mental hospitals but I'm not crazy and theirs really crazy people in there I had to sleep with one eye open. Or not sleep I was actually scared, the only nice ones were the girls

[Phoenix98]

If by Cereal Killers you mean killers of cereal then I'll go with that one. If not then werewolves.

[nolabels]

I would definitely rather have a Cereal Killer neighbor.
Cereal killed my guts for years before I realized that it was the reason I felt sick for several hours every day.
It'd be great to have a neighbor get back at cereal for me.