Ordered my first vibrator and still live with my parents, good hiding spots?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Depends. How often do they poke around your room? To clean or to do laundry or to change out your sheets or anything else? If not, slip it into a drawer that you can dig it out of but also hide it really well (keep it in a baggie, but make sure you clean it after use and let it breathe a little.). If your bed is against a wall you can always slip it between the crack. Do NOT let it sit somewhere in your room when you're done, even if it's to let it dry; let it dry yes, if needed, but make sure you're in your room and keep it away from obvious places if possible. After it's clean and dry, again if it's needed, then slip it right back into it's hiding spot. Regardless of it all, keep it in a baggie of some kind and keep it clean. ... Also, make absolutely sure that it's a good kind of material before you even use it. If it's jelly or something porous, don't bother. Especially if it's got a strong chemical smell. In the latter's case, just throw it out. High-grade silicone or metal is usually a good bet. Careful with glass and extra careful with plastic, especially if it's got Phthalates. That's the stuff you really really REALLY need to look out for when it comes to the cheap stuff. If you bought the good stuff, you're fine, but keep an eye out just in case. Make sure you know what you bought.

[JackSmy]

You are an adult! Why do you need to hide it? Do they search your room, even as an adult?

[Asker]

Yep, unfortunately

[JackSmy]

Do you have some soft, cuddly friends? Stuffed animals? Maybe open a little bit of a seam, in the back of one, and hide it there! Don't hide it in your Underwear drawer, as if they are searching your room, that is the FIRST PLACE, they will look!
Also, maybe hide it in a tampon, or better, a Pad plastic package. Most parents, and definitely not fathers, are going to tough that!!

[kidvid80]

if your mom does your laundry and changes your sheets no where near your bed. a good hiding spot would be in a coat pocket in the back of your closet as long as no one borrows your clothing or better yet in one of your sneakers (depending on the size) in your closet last place someone would ever think to look.

[Smashingdoozy]

Shouldn't be an issue unless your parents do your laundry or something but hide it at the back of your sock drawer or just at the bottom of a bunch of clothes in a drawer.

[Sonorous]

You should get a large electronic appliance. Something where you could open it and put something in it. For me, if I wanted to really hide something, I could just use something like the subwoofer in my room.

[NamerOfStars]

Get a lockbox, and hide it in there. If you're looking to be very secure, are willing to have an unpleasant confrontation, and have particularly sneaky parents, get two, one bigger than the other. Hide the key to the first somewhere they'll find it if they look, and keep the key to the second on you. If you mark the first key with a tamper-evident seal of some kind, you'll be able to tell it was used, and have grounds for "why were you snooping through my things?" without exposing yourself.

I'd also lay in a good supply of batteries, and think of something to cover the noise. A fan might work, but you have to be thorough or you're just going to provoke more questions.

[ChrisMaster69]

Gut teddy and slip it inside him.

it’s that or get a my little pony and turn it in to a unicorn ….

[jshm2]

You could recreate the jail house experience by hiding it up your ass, for when it's room inspection time?

[OddBeMe]

The best spots are ones that require the most work. Unscrewing high ventilation, taping to the bottom of the box spring. Also have a less guilty decoy for your parents to find. Playgirl mag under the mattress would probably stop them looking further.

[GenaBaby1995]

Our, mom is going to find it no matter what. Just tell that's what u get, lol

[questionsforguys]

If you have a drawer in your nightstand and the vibrator fits in there

[CapnHawk]

Why bother hiding it. They are probably going to hear you use it.

[FunkyMonkee]

Well, how about inside you? (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

[KTbarista]

Good luck! I don't know if they know I have stuff and they don't really come in my room much but I still hide stuff between the mattresses.

[lpoots]

use an electric tooth brooth
then no one will know

[Anonymous]

Button of dresser underneath the bottom drawer when you completely pull it out is a great spot

[In_Trance]

Pretty much anywhere. You're overthinking this

[KrakenAttackin]

Keep it hidden in your cootchie.

[Joshua0213]

Under the mattress unless they go in there often

[Anonymous]

More to the point, is it a quiet one?

[ayomanwya]

I don’t know somewhere they can’t find it

[NYlatefun]

Your undies drawer?