Are Human Beings Basically Just Glorified Crap Factories?

[supercutebutt]

VOTE BELOW!

Humans aren't perfect, we all know that. But ultimately, are we just poop machines who walk around thinking we are special? VOTE!

Yes. Sadly, I think this is true. :(

No. Humanity has some redeeming value. :)

[CentralPerk77]

You ever wonder why dirt is brown? I mean think about this … most people poop daily right? So that’s ~8 billion poops a day so now we are talking 2,920,000,000,000 poops per year… where do those go? How do we have space for them. It’s my completely ridiculous non scientific theory that we literally live on a world of shit haha.

[supercutebutt]

All animals poop.. so think about THAT!

[CentralPerk77]

@supercutebutt exactly. 😂 I am so happy I found someone else who can see

[supercutebutt]

Organisms like dung beetles gobble up that delicious poop... but then they must poop after their crap feasts, right?

[lightbulb27]

umm... yep! we're good for the environment, we take stuff in, convert it into fertilizer, with some excess energy that is used for... creativity. Just like worms. sadly, we consume so much garbage, we can't use our exrement as fertilizer, so it's all waste. That says a lot about what we need to change... the input.

[purplepoppy]

GAG removed my toilet questions now I can't poop. I feel bunged up and I'm worried it'll come our the wrong hole

[Still-alive]

yeah constipation sucks

[MiaHolton9919]

Yes I would say so tbf hahha

[Still-alive]

pretty much crap outta my behind and my mouth (non literal)

[supercutebutt]

You are a double-threat!

[Still-alive]

a menace!

[Still-alive]

you probably poop a lot with your super cute butt though

[supercutebutt]

No. I am like Kim Jong-un. I don't poop.

[Still-alive]

hmmm your butthole must be sown together then. must suck!

[supercutebutt]

No. I am so busy and active, that every calorie I consume is totally burned and used as energy.

[Still-alive]

oh convenient. no gas either huh?

[supercutebutt]

Very little. And how come more people aren't voting on this awesome poll?

[Still-alive]

i guess they aren't awesome poopers like me

[loveslongnails]

The guy in the Matrix was correct - humans are like a virus that consumes its host without replenishing its food source. Eventually, it will kill off the host and also die due to this.

[FoxnEagle]

Nope, we are organic pain collectors racing towards oblivion.

Unless you believe in God, then it's towards either eternal damnation or eternal joy :P

[Szmitchell]

We literally destroy everything we touch. Absolutely we are glorified crap factories. Sucks to say it but it’s true.

[MadBoy]

I won't say every human is. But a lot of us are.

[QuietRunner]

Happy Birthday President Trump!

[supercutebutt]

... speaking of crap factories!

[Tstrbrainer]

Maybe, most of us are

[legalboxers]

spot on