What happened specifically to you? For me I don't know if it counts, but when I was like 8 I was at the beach and jumped up out of the water, and my swimming shorts stayed in the water, so I flew up, ding-dong flying in the air. Don't think many saw, if any. When I was around 12 I was saying goodnight to my mom when she said "something small is sticking out", only to find that my dick was poking out through my pyjama pants.
I saw my mom have a massive areola slip at the beach, when she somehow was wearing a bra too small for her huge boobs. I was ashamed that I got so hard. That was awkward.
I did at work one time. The crotch seam of my pants started to split open when I squatted down. I didn't even bother to check. I just heard the seam threads popping. At that point, I just stood up, exited stage left, and went home immediately to change them. Fortunately, no one saw me leave or noticed I had different color pants on. That was the fastest 45min of my life.
I once got my period unexpectedly and than did not have a pad on me so I went and loaded up on toilet paper. I’m lucky my parents are almost always black.
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Once at work I jumped over an office cubicle and my suit pants ripped wide open. I'm talking about both legs nearly separated and held together by the belt. I typically don't wear underwear. I had to remove my jacket and tie it around my waist, walk half a mile to my car and drive home. lol
Was in a meeting proposing a multi-million dollar deal in front of a room full of CEOs, dropped the laser pointer, bent down to pick it up and my pants made an audible RIPPPPP sound in the back.
Now THAT was embarrassing!
PS: Landed the deal anyway! Who's yo Daddy now sucka! 👍🏼
Thankfully, no. But I make a point to never pass up an opportunity to use this image, so:
I recently had one two days ago, where I got to work and noticed my zipper on my pants were unzipped. This was because I used the bathroom right before I left the house and in a rush to catch the train.
Not as far as I can remember. I make sure my clothes are secure
Yeah, I remember I was on an interview and bent down on one knee, and ripped my pants.. I had to go out after that with severely ripped dress pants.. I think it was kinda cold that day too.. LOL..
Haha. Well, I have had a couple zipper malfunctions on the transit before, but I honestly don't think anyone noticed. lol Thank goodness for that. 😨
No I can't say that I have. At least none while sober.
It really wasn't a malfunction but yes I have ended so I'm curious what happened in your malfunction
Well, for me, it wasn't a malfunction. But, during my high school, my pants were ripped off right in the groin region while I was playing football. I had to cover it up with handkerchief 😂, untill I managed to get a new pant.
Just last week I got out of my car and heard a ripping sound, a huge rip turned along the entirety of my ass in the jean shorts
I remember the event that created the term "wardrobe malfunction". Janet Jackson and Timberlake super bowl about 10 years or so ago. Before that it was not used.
What do you mean wardrobe malfunction? Like wearing something inappropriate?
Yes. I had my zipper fail, fucking ladies saw it and said nothing and I only noticed when I was getting out of the bus, fucking cunts.
Oh yes! Lol. Super awkward times when you realize it’s sticking out
Yeah once I was wearing these tight jeans and I learned over to pick up a box that weighed like 70 pounds and a hole ripped in my pants
Wore white shorts to the pool went for my swim happy out got out pool and noticed everyone could see my bits was pretty red faced
In high school I was playing handball against a friend, I went to hit the ball back but over stepped and the next thing I hear is my formal pants make a tearing noise 😅
Only on purpose. Never by accident.
Tripped over my shoe lace, Sorry, Best I can do.
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