Why did I not die after smoking a cigarette soaked in funnel web venom?

[Anonymous]

We milked a baby funnel web spider of its world's most deadly spider onto a cigarette that was later smoked by us.

[Kaneki05]

Well 1st off it's not directly to your blood. 2nd Spiders are really not that dangerous.
Funnel web spiders (Hadronyche formidabilis) are potentially deadly, but no fatalities have occurred since the introduction of modern first-aid techniques and antivenom.

Spiders get a bad rep but honestly they don't do much to humans. It's normal a odd case of an allergic reaction + no first aid nearby.

[kevyhanma]

Well I’ve learned that poison suicide methods are very effective I’ve tried inhaling Large amount of carbon monoxide and this other gas I made from shoe polish , draino and Ajax it made a hissing noise burned my nose and eyes and immediately knocked me out

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Either you have a strong immune system or the effects of the venom & tobacco haven't kicked in yet. You might actually get sick later on in the long run.

[boggboss]

Could be that the poison needs to get into your blood to do damage but thats just a guess

[Asker]

I'd reckon by breathing it, it would get to my bloodstream eventually. Maybe since it's diluted through the lung tissue it doesn't effect so much

[boggboss]

Or could have been nutrelized by getting lit up

[TurboKid]

Venom isn't poison. It has to be injected through a bite or sting rather than consumed to have its toxic effect.

[TurboKid]

Specifically, venom tends to have very large molecules that have to be administered under the skin because the body is incapable of absorbing it. Toad "venom" is different (it's actually a poison rather than what's classified strictly as "venom") and so smoking it or ingesting it in any other way does have toxic effects.

[exitseven]

interesting

[Archerer]

Probably changed it's properties when you burned it up, they inject it into you veins, they don't set it on fire and make you breath it... That is just a guess though

[JesseJayNeak]

The venom needs contact with the blood in order to have effect

[Still-alive]

wtf would you do that? like how random is this lol

[Asker]

A bottle of rum 3 mates a couple cartons of beer n some baby funnel webs... O and a dude that wants to milf their venom

[Still-alive]

yeah but whyyy isn't there some other high you can get? why not just smoke weed like most people? lol

[Kaneki05]

Some people gotta live and try weird stuff lol

[Anonymous]

If you feel the need to stop living. Don’t let me stop you!

[PeacefulRainDrop]

Why would you want to die?

[Asker]

Didn't wanna die just picked it up later after leaving it. Figured it out later

[PeacefulRainDrop]

Ohh I see well im glad your okay!

[Daniela1982]

Why? Are you nutso?

[888theGreat]

You know it. Like dudes pulling condoms out there nose, remember that fad. Bath Salts? The kids today have too much time on their hands. Put them to work pulling weeds in a grave yard.

[Asker]

Didn't smoke it deliberately ah. Picked it up hours after doing it and forgot it had the venom on it before we shared it

[Jmmmfi4]

You're not to bright are you

[Xoirwinkan]

You're Australian.

[Asker]

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