If you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you bring with you?

[Dat-Alpha-Lion]

[Citizenkirk]

Are you asking me what three things I would bring with me if I was told I would be stranded on a deserted island and given the choice of being supplied any three life sustaining things I asked for to get me through being stranded on this island?
Upon my failure to prevent this undesirable situation from occurring, I would choose 5 minutes alone in a room with the person who thought this whole thing up, the person with the financial and political resources to make it happen, and a chainsaw full of gasoline.

[MCheetah]

A boat, food, and solar-power navigation equipment... Once I am ready to leave the island and no longer consider myself "stranded."

[molonski2]

Genie , with 3 wishes..
First wish would be for 100 , 000 more wishes , so Id be there for a while with all I wanted...

[rcljr]

Whatever I had on me, you said STRANDED, not moved there, not volunteered to be dropped there, not planned to get away from it all. STRANDED.

[NathanDavis]

three containers, with deuterium, tritium... and I am not sure on the third one yet

[Static_In_The_Attic]

1. A Five Star Hotel.
2. A Volleyball Named Wilson
3. A Hammock.

[Likes2drive]

Well if it’s made of desert then maybe a spoon to eat it but if it’s a deserted island I would like to have a satellite phone with gps to call someone to come get me

[JosyJosy]

An operational ship, an operational crew for the ship, and enough food for all of us

[DJB72]

A flint, a good machete and my Bible. Pretty much everything else ic can make from what I find.

[magiusX26]

all the answers

the fate of tine

none of the drama

[Anonymous]

A hunting rifle, a lighter and a pot to boil water.

[OddBeMe]

Physicians desk reference. Hollowed out. Inside: matches and a granola bar.

[msc545]

Water, Battery-powered emergency locator beacon, spare battery (charged ) for the beacon.

[On_cloud_wine]

A knife, a dildo, and unlimited matches

[On_cloud_wine]

Maybe a genie in replace of a dildo so I can make 3 wishes of 3 more things I want

[NathanDavis]

very good selection... a knife to build shelter more easily, matches for always needed fires, and a dildo to whack all those fishes in the shallow water and have something to eat

[On_cloud_wine]

@NathanDavis exactly!

[NathanDavis]

@on_cloud_wine smart girl

[JustinTimberlegs]

3 rolls of toilet paper

[MotorcycleMan]

A set of tools, a woman and a sailboat.

[scentoflavender]

Jason Momoa, lube, and a sat phone

[ChocoBat]

Law and order special victims unit intro.

[iBeowulf]

The more you know, the less you have to carry?

[andreasderjuengere]

A yacht.
A pack of cigarettes.
A towel.

[exitseven]

solar panel, radio, electric light.

[BobbyC65]

Naked nude bare skin. 💞

[Hanmakev]

A tv
Nachos
And beer