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They'd likely be vastly more advanced than us if they also have radio or something more exotic for communication. If they could reach us. I'd expect such contact to be destructive.
Even if they don't intend to be destructive. Just learning their technology or trading would alter us radically.
If something like trade happened. It would be horrible for us. We'd have nothing to offer them besides resources and maybe exotic (to them) plants, animals and foods. On the flip side all our valuable tech industries, transportation and such would plummet in value. As anything they could produce would suddenly seem ancient and worthless in comparison. I think there'd be a huge global depression. At least until we learned their technology and how to manufacture it.
Then there's also the risk of destruction. We don't pick up any signs of alien life right now. While statistically we should have. The reason could be that there's some advanced xenophobic species out there. One whose preemptively destroying any civilization they detect.Mmm good Question
I think probably something stupid like so are we really the same species is you and we just come here on vacation because we got to go back to this dreary bodies that way we all look the same because nobody can get along and everybody bitched and moaned about what we look like so after the vacation we just put back to all looking the sameKeep away, Humans are dangerous.
Oh and..."We are so, so, SO sorry! Believe us; we don't like our species, either! Idiots rule over us and most of us are too powerless to do anything about it."
I would write something like "hello ETs nice to finally know you are present in the universe, if it is ok with you all I want to see your planet and get to know you too."
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" Don't judge humanity by it's books!! "
because honestly... recent years "Best Sellers"
we will not look so good Don´t come people are mad here and there´s nothing interesting about our planet. If you want to keep your society/community on a solid ground mind this planet because people will make you furious and go crazy.
"I know we're totally fucking this up, but will you please leave us alone anyway?"
Some are still trying to do better and not make things worse.Do not come here. The planet has gone insane. You don't want to be here.
"Take me to your planet, I agree humans are like a rotten lusting lames, aside from physical characteristics I assure you I'm an anomaly."
Abort all missions on earth... Your species will be more annoyed than wanting to experiment, this world is filled with imbeciles.
I would tell them this girl named tatianamay been asking about you guys.
probably something stupid like "life sucks, am i right?" because i don't wanna give them high expectations for our species. humans are dumb fucks. i don't wanna make them think they'll find intelligent life, when they come to visit the planet.
Doesn't matter, they wouldn't understand it anyway and when it arrives, humanity will probably be extinct anyway.
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Stay away from us, we are one of the most foolish species ever created.
DON'T MESS WITH EARTH, DUDE! Or, we'll give your ASS! A virus.
This planet is fucked up, come back if we ever get our shit together.
I’d tell them my entire Universal Theory and ask them if it’s right
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