How can you describe your legal, legitimate job so it sounds illegal or sketchy?

[codywinters327]

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

I come into peoples houses and take money from disabled and elderly.

[andreasderjuengere]

The products that we make (yachts) are not cheap.
I don't ask where the money comes from.
...
Although I sometimes DO wonder, of course.

[andreasderjuengere]

One previous customer was indeed a pimp. Another request from a drug smuggler - we simple rejected it.

[call_me_scar]

I take out the trash and clean up what's left of the customers

[SaoirseS]

I make people disappear.

[purplepoppy]

I fatten up children so they can be eaten.

[TrueConfection]

... operative
... agent

[Agape93]

I curtail human redundancies and spy on people