If you were held at gunpoint and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?

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TheorionMage · Accepted Answer

Crav Maga and Aikido...
few things are MORE satisfying than shoving your Assailant's OWN weapon
up their ass and EMPTYING the weapon!
"Lemme HOLSTER THAT for you!" Will you succeed EVERY time? No... but how is a possible wound WORSE than being held hostage at the non-existent 'mercies' of a Narcissist?

MOST folks aren't aware that for a well-disciplined martial artist, you need be MORE THAN 21ft. AWAY to effectively stop a KNIFE attack if YOUR handgun is holstered!

Israeli-equivalent SEALS can disarm YOU and take YOUR handgun, rack the slide and SHOOT YOU with YOUR OWN GUN, in 5 seconds, if you're less than TWICE 'lungable distance' (12 ft away) https://www.personaldefensenetwork.com/article/krav-maga-handgun-disarms%EF%BB%BF/

TommyMountainFigure · Accepted Answer

That's easy. I can kill two birds with one stone. I had breakdance moves that were lethal to anyone watching in the close vicinity. I could wow them and kick the gun out of their hands in one easy step and the best part is, I would do it without even knowing it.

connie9888 · Accepted Answer

I’d tell them to watch me whip and nae nae, and then they’d probably shoot me 30 seconds later after seeing how much of an eyesore my dancing is 😂

Passion_Devil · Accepted Answer

I can do the babyfreeze, I hope that is enough to impress them

NamerOfStars · Answer

I'd begin a Hopak. While it probably wouldn't work, given my size, weight, and level of fitness (it's actually a REALLY involved dance), it's also a martial art, and I might manage to hook-kick the gun out of their hands. More likely, I'd break a critical bone, and them killing me would be a mercy. Either way, I win.

TheMajesticKing777 · Answer

I call it the grim reaper, it's black and it's made of metal and polymer, it's kept on my waistline of my pants, it's called a gun lol

Phoenix-gb · Answer

Pretty sure I'd be dead, not sure the Time Warp is gonna cut it.

8Bit_LYNX · Answer

I can dance and sing…so they better be ready for a show 🕺🏻💆🏻‍♂️

UniquelyBasic · Answer

I would bust out the Robot then moonwalk my way out of there.

Iron_Man · Answer

This style

MarkRet · Answer

I actually learned some dance moves at Arthur Murray, but I don't like being bullied, and I'm sick of living in this world anyway, so I'd get down on my knees, look at them, and say, "Gun me down".

Anonymous · Answer

I wouldn't.

They can kill me if they want but there is no point in yielding to terrorist threats, there is no reason to believe that someone threatening you in this way will keep their word, if you give ground they will just take more.

DaveJord · Answer

I'd tell them to pull the trigger and get it over with, because I am not going play games for thier amusement. Pull the trigger or prepare to die.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I'd tell them that I can't dance with a gun pointed at me. If they believe that, they will wake up with a lot of groin pain. Me: gone. If they don't believe it: I can't help it.

bigpauly · Answer

Oh lord I’m not much of a dancer. I guess I’d do the old school electric slide

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

I can’t dance, so I’d do something more like a game emote.

libsaretards · Answer

I'd tell them I'm gonna perform a traditional Japanese dance and use the distraction to get close and beat their ass

spartan55 · Answer

With my dance moves (more like lack thereof) I would be shot dead before the first verse was over.

Brendan24 · Answer

Well im not that good at dancing so ill just twerk maybe throw in a couple duck faces if i can't impress them might as well make them laugh

DarkWinterNights · Answer

Well I’ve lived a halfway decent life. I guess that would be it for me.

douride2 · Answer

In all honesty I think I'm going to die. I can't dance to save my life.

matty6500 · Answer

A kick or punch to the other person where it hurts so they can't shoot... in all honesty, I suck and dancing haha.

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

I would breakdance the gun out of his hand. Spin move, sweep the legs, do the worm and grab the weapon. Robot time!

driven159 · Answer

After I took their gun from them and killed them then I would dance over their lifeless body ask them how you like me now

DARKCLOUD1945X · Answer

I would be a dead man i have about as much ability to dance as a stone

Anonymous · Answer

can i cheat? Like during one of my spins, can I show off my high kick and hit them in the nuts and take the gun away? If not, then I'm a goner. I've got no moves

motownplayer2000 · Answer

Death… probably a little thriller because I’d be shot

MCheetah · Answer

You can just shoot me now.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I’d strip and do the helicopter

Anonymous · Answer

I rather be shot than die of old age. Besides I am on a corset right now and on medical leave.

metalhead_66 · Answer

No dance moves, I'll be dead in a second 😂

Agape93 · Answer

Nothing. He can ask me nicely.

Xtendable · Answer

I’d go all Flashdance-Footloose on them

Anonymous · Answer

Id bust out the karate and whoop their ass.

jasco · Answer

Die right than and their because fuck that

KrakenAttackin · Answer

Oh hell, I would be so killed.

nawtee_me · Answer

They would have to kill me

cookiecrusher · Answer

I don't negotiate with terrorists 😗

crossdressingrihno · Answer

I'd shoot myself

Anonymous · Answer

Just kill me idc

noohair · Answer

38 special

SignedAutographs · Answer

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