Are you the shortest user on GaG?

[Anonymous]

[MCheetah]

No. I think that is @bigpauly. Although I'm like, third or fourth among the male users. Only 71 inches "tall".

[Asker]

This must be a tall group of male users then.

[MCheetah]

Most guys on GAG are like 6'1"/185 cm. A few are 6'5"/195 cm.

[Asker]

Oh my. Tall bunch here

[bigpauly]

I think so lol

[Asker]

If you don’t mind me asking, how tall are you?

[bigpauly]

I’m 4’7”

[Asker]

Awww haha I’m quite short but I just can’t imagine being THAT teeny tiny 😊

[bigpauly]

I had growth hormone issues as a kid. I just feel I am in a land of giants at all times lol.

[Asker]

I can only imagine. I feel that way too and am significantly taller than you.

[bigpauly]

Lol how tall are you?

[Asker]

I’m half a foot taller than you 😊

[bigpauly]

That does sound like a lot when your word it that way lol.

[Vendela]

Oh wow I didn't know you were that short @bigpauly
I could dominate you in a heartbeat! I mean... height-wise I could...

[bigpauly]

@Vendela lmao probably. How tall are you?

[Vendela]

5'4 or maybe 5'3

[bigpauly]

@Vendela ah yea, you’re pretty much a giant to me lol

[Vendela]

😂😂😏

[Asker]

@Vendela I told you that you towered over some people here hahah

[bigpauly]

@Vendela hey don’t get any ideas now!
*pointing up at you

[Vendela]

Who me? Such as?😏

[bigpauly]

@Vendela lmao you know exactly what!

[Vendela]

Maybe...

[bigpauly]

@Vendela 👀
*makes a run for it

[Vendela]

Haha 😆

[bigpauly]

@Vendela 😂😂

[Tinana]

😔 why was this recommended for me. I think so

[Asker]

Tiny people are cute

[Tinana]

Offf course we are ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[Asker]

Haha *picks you up to hug you*

[Tinana]

Or * bends over to kiss your head*

[Asker]

That’s cute too lol. I’m only 5’1” myself haha.
You?

[Tinana]

I’m 5’2☺️

[Asker]

Oh hahaha I guess you’d be the one kissing my head then

[Tinana]

😂😂😂😂 I guess so

[Tinana]

☺️ thank you

[Apple1996]

Nah @bigpauly is a few inch shorter then me

[Asker]

Aww lol. How tall are you?

[Apple1996]

4'10

[Asker]

That’s so tiny. And he is shorter than that? Wow!

[lofii]

You're so tiny!

[Apple1996]

@lofii omg no I'm not tiny 😤

[Asker]

@apple1996 haha I mean you are pretty tiny

[lofii]

I can fit her in my pocket 🤌

[CrazyGirl2]

No! Although I’m 5’1” I’ve been chatting w/ a guy who told me he's only 4’7”! So, I guess there really IS a guy who I can say I won’t date b/c he too short! I’M KIDDING!!! No seriously I honestly feel like I’m shortest person where ever I am, especially during a group photo with friends, someone counts down 3, 2, 1, and everyone quickly squats down at the last second to make me look the same height as them, it both frustrates and annoys me, AND makes me feel unbelievably loved by my friends, all at the same time!

[Asker]

Hahah girl we’re height twins! Omg I hate / love when people bend down to my level for pics too! That 4’7” guy answered on here and it made me feel like less of a little midget for the first time. I guess we would have to bend down to take a picture with him! Hahahah

[CrazyGirl2]

Eh? I prefer to think that I wouldn’t bend down, and FINALLY I’d have a picture where I looked like the 5’11 supermodel I was destined to become, were it not for my height impeding my dreams! 🤪 jk.

[Asker]

Hahah good point. I’d just want proof that I am actually TALLER than someone!

[CrazyGirl2]

Trust me, at 5’1, you (and me) are taller than many hundreds of millions of people around the world!

[Asker]

Yes that is true! Mostly kids and midgets though hahahaha

[CrazyGirl2]

Actually, no! I mean entire countries where the average height of women at 19 years old (the age where we cease growing in height) is 5’1 or shorter! I will include a graph with the Mercator map of earth, showing the average height of women by nation. They are delineated by color/shade, and the key shows that w/ the exception of Dk Grey which is No Data, the bottom three colors are ALL shorter than you and I. It is literally in the hundreds of millions of women! But take a look for yourself: (hopefully it shows the image, but if it only shows a link, click that and it will take you to the wiki page!
upload.wikimedia.org/.../...by_country_in_2019.svg

[Asker]

Oh wow, I didn’t expect that! Maybe I should go to these countries to see what it’s like being tall for once hahah

[CrazyGirl2]

There you go, the power of positive thinking!

[Asker]

Haha exactly my fellow “tall” person!

[CrazyGirl2]

Ahhh tall indeed!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

No, in fact I'm probably one of the taller female users of the app. I know there are a few taller, but not by much.

[Asker]

So you’d be the one holding the towel over everyone on this posts reach? Lmao jk

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol yeah with EmmaMary since we are both 5'10.

[Asker]

Hahah. I feel like a little midget now at 5’1 🥲

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol don't feel too bad my wife is 4'11.

[Asker]

Awww you guys most look adorable together!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol its great until she gets really outspoken (she has no filter on what she says). Then everyone sizes me up like I'm the muscle of the two of us lmao

She's the one to be scared of, not me. Like redheaded, country girl, no filter and tiny. She is a powder keg of cute oompa loompa anger

[Asker]

HAHAHA like do they expect you to pick her up and court her off?

I could definitely see that though. Tiny people are the ones to look out for. We are like chihuahuas hahah

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Just pick her up and put her in a handbag and go home I guess lmao

[Asker]

LMAO I love it

[jackd1895]

@Ez-Bri-Z can you dm me?

[jackd1895]

@Ez-Bri-Z i actually have a question about feminism

[Birdlegs]

Nah I’m definitely above average I’m like 5’10. Im not super tall but I’m not short

[Asker]

You’re a giant in the world of this thread hahah

[ShadezMcgee]

Compared to most of the guys here, I am among the shorter ones at 5'8

[Asker]

That isn’t too short still.

[ShadezMcgee]

It truly is, of we want to be real. Average height for men in the U. S. is 5'9, so I am just under average.

That's honestly the biggest physical insecurity I have. Being short compared to my fellow man makes me feel I lack respect and am not taken seriously. Which is why I would gladly take four more inches to be 6 feet.

[WonderBell99]

Definitely not. I'm 5'2" and I am sure there are people who are shorter than me!

[Asker]

Hayes you were right!

[douride2]

At 5' 7 & 1/2" I'm not even close to being the shortest.

[Asker]

Haha yes you have more than a foot over at least one here

[Apulu_Imback]

Well I don't think so. I'm of 5'5 and nowadays whenever I stand up I feel weird as if I'm getting tall. I guess my spurt growth isn't over yet.

[Sonorous]

Nah but that would be fun.

[Asker]

I hate being short hahah

[Sonorous]

I feel like many people wouldn't take me as seriously & would ultimately respect me less

[Asker]

Oh I almost guarantee that lol

[Sonorous]

then you'd more easily know who's really good for ya!

[Asker]

Haha that’s a fair point!

[Sonorous]

but morso as a guy because being short isn't masculine

[Asker]

Yea I guess so

[Sonorous]

unless he hella swole

[Asker]

Sometimes that makes it look worse I think. Like it makes them look shorter if they get too muscular lols

[Sonorous]

Oh yeah, I could see that. But that might be a necessary trade-off if they wanna be attractive to the most women possible. Since they have to compensate for their short height with hyper-masculinity. But the pros of being shorter are that it doesn't take as much effort or calories to build muscle (relative to body ratio) as compared to a tall person assuming their metabolism is average.

[ChrisMaster69]

Nah I have been here just over a year, I imagine there will be some level 1 new users commenting who have been on a much shorter time.

[EmmaMary]

@chrismaster69

Have you or I misread this question?

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary hehe I may have failed to reach the bar with my reply

[EmmaMary]

@chrismaster69

Wakey Wakey 😂😂😂

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary tbf I’ve had about 6-8 hours sleep since Friday lol

[EmmaMary]

@chrismaster69

Well I'm most certainly not going to ask the reason why! 😉😂

[Bubbles16]

I don't think I'm the shortest person here but I am a few inches shorter then my best friend

[Asker]

The shortest here is quite tiny so it’s a “low bar” to pass haha

[Paulalove98]

I’m 4”11 dead serious! I wonder if I am.

[Asker]

Awww haha

[Asker]

It appears you are not haha

[saffoler]

5'5". So probably not.

[Asker]

Not even close lol

[Yucy_Gluttony]

No I'd be one of the bullies holding up the cloth

[Asker]

I’d tickle your armpit if you did

[Yucy_Gluttony]

THAT WOULD BE SUPER EFFECTIVE I'll surrender the cloth <3

[Asker]

Hahahaha

[MCheetah]

@Yucy_Gluttony
How tall are you?
Bullies have a minimum height requirement.

[Yucy_Gluttony]

@MCheetah No! You can be short and be horrible to somebody taller than you! If their confidence is in the gutter, anyone can get to them, so easy pickings for a bully!

[JoyGirl]

Nah, but @themajesticking777 is. 😏

[Asker]

Oh really? Lol

[JoyGirl]

Yes, he is very short. 🤪

[Asker]

Hahah

[JoyGirl]

Hehehe 😬🤭

[TheMajesticKing777]

That's cap she just holds a grudge cause she will never reach my level 😂

[JoyGirl]

@TheMajesticKing777 Hey hey, I am not capping. You are the jealous one. 🙄🤪

[Asker]

@TheMajesticKing777 Hey there’s nothing wrong with being really, really ridiculously short 🤭

[JoyGirl]

AHAHAHAHA
See, he is just jelly that I am 7 feet tall. 😌

[Asker]

@joygirl hahah well I’m jealous of that too! I’m sure he’s taller than me either way.

[JoyGirl]

🤪🤪🤪

[TheMajesticKing777]

Okay then she is jealous I can fit anywhere then 😌

[TheMajesticKing777]

Her tall ass can even walk into the shower 😂

[JoyGirl]

@TheMajesticKing777 🤣🤣🤣

[Asker]

@TheMajesticKing777 HAHAHA hey careful she might step on your ass!

[JoyGirl]

Yea, Chris, fear me. 👀😎

[TheMajesticKing777]

How will that work if she can't see me tho 🤔

[Asker]

@TheMajesticKing777 hahah well how tiny are you? Maybe she has a magnifying glass 🕵️‍♀️

[TheMajesticKing777]

Microscopic, and I'm not going to jump into the microscope lense so 🤷🏽😏🤏

[Asker]

@TheMajesticKing777 hahahah how do you manage to type at this size?

[JoyGirl]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[TheMajesticKing777]

I got my secrets, don't try to understand my level 😌

[JoyGirl]

@TheMajesticKing777 Cap…lol 🧢

[TheMajesticKing777]

You are what you say 🙂

[JoyGirl]

@TheMajesticKing777 LOL

[Vendela]

No. But I'm short enough

[Asker]

Still cute and fun sized.

[Vendela]

That's right 😅

[LavLavLuv]

I don’t know
I’m 5ft tho

[Asker]

Aww you’re about the same as me. It seems we are not the shortest though luckily hahah

[bigpauly]

@lavlavluv Pretty tall for a bunny

[Waldoe]

what are we measuring?

[Waldoe]

days? years? height? length? can you think of others?

[Asker]

Height

[EmmaMary]

With being 5' 10" I wouldn't think so.

[Chiarac2003]

4’-11…1/2”

[Asker]

Even shorter than me, that’s adorable. I did catch that 1/2 too hahah.

[Chiarac2003]

I have to get every bit.

[Asker]

Yes it makes a difference lol. So you have a full 4.5 inches over bigpauly!

[Chiarac2003]

Wow. All through school no other girls were as short as me.

[Asker]

Yea and that’s a guy here haha. It is rare to be that short but there are some people smaller than you!

[Chiarac2003]

Well I’m sure…. I mean it’s like I grew normal than stoped. I guess my Nono in Italy side. Lol. I got her boobs too.. ughh.

[Asker]

Lol I’m sure you’re cute.

[Chiarac2003]

Awww…. Same to u!

[Asker]

Hahah thanks 😊

[Chiarac2003]

Ur wlcm 😀

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

Probably.

[Asker]

Lol how short are you?

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

5ft 2in. Ok i guess im not shortest here but close enough. 😂

[Asker]

Hahah you’d tower over poor apple1996 and bigpauly!

[God_of_Thunder]

No, no I am not, lol

[Asker]

Well there can only be one.

[Iron_Man]

I’m 6 foot one I don’t think so

[Doom880]

You could model 😍

[Iron_Man]

@Doom880 thanks

[Doom880]

You're welcome king

[Iron_Man]

@Doom880 Thank you queen

[Likes2drive]

Nope, I’m just above average height

[Xrrdftgyhuji]

I’m guessing probably not. I’m 1.65m

[Daniela1982]

That's close to 5 1/2 feet. But to make yourself seem taller just say 0.00103 mile tall

[Xrrdftgyhuji]

@Daniela1982 1.65 metres =
5 feet 4.961 inches

[Daniela1982]

I know. I just rounded it all out.

[Xrrdftgyhuji]

@Daniela1982 sorry I misread your comment. I thought you wrote 5ft1 before

[Still-alive]

@dorksided1 are you? hmm

[dorksided1]

lol, possibly...

[SnakeBoop]

nah. 5"7.

[moonpie89]

I'm 5'5

[Asker]

Just a tad taller than the shortest haha

[TrillXHippy]

Definitely not 😂

[Asker]

lol well get to shrinking

[Agape93]

Nope

[TX651]

5'...

[Asker]

5’0?

[TX651]

Yes.

[Asker]

Aww haha even shorter than me

[Sketti2021]

No, I'm 5' 5"

[Berhudarol]

5'10 ı am.