This is how the aliens are going to take over... By converting people into Republican voters, the aliens know that Earth will become a dysfunctional train wreck and thus be able to quickly take over and move in.
(*) After all, even in South Park, who had an anal probe? Cartman, the stand-in for Republicans on South Park.
The human is probed and taken samples of dna from their urine, cum, skin, blood, saliva, ear wax, and hair. They are put into a testing chamber to test their habitability in different levels of gravity other than our earth, and the oxygen levels are also moderated to test the human's ability to survive in their type of environments. They use lazers to modify the humans eyesight, and use their advanced medicinal supplies to supply the human with properties that would alter their genetics. The human is modified, tested, and studied. The human is gifted with a new level of insight and consciousness. The samples are used to enhance their realm of biology and to restore the human race if anything were to happen to it through bioengineering and reverse engineering.
Unfortunately I think they do test and study them. There's just too many people who have come forward to tell their alien abduction story and they have the same experience of being tested.
The aliens check k them out medically and do a whole gamut if tests. If the tests sh oil w sexual compatability, an alien mates with them go see if a child results.
They are examined and samples are taken from under their thumbnails. That is how I know that I have been abducted, the next day it is sore under my thumbnails.
the aliens think how stupid the things are how did they survive this long we won't be able to come here much longer they have screwed up their planet so bad it is even unhealthy for aliens to be here
