Which position do you use the toilet in?

[Anonymous]

I'm fond of number 5, a squatting reverse kanga.

[andreasderjuengere]

Believe it, or not: #5 and #6 has repeatedly caused damages in ''our'' Yacht club.
And it's now banned per signboards.
My own signboard at home once had said: ''no drinking water''.

Call me boring - I'll stick to #1
For a pee I'll stand like a man. I know how to aim.

[TrillXHippy]

7 and 8 is just stupid. Toilets are usually against the wall unless you’ll just move it for no reason to sit down on whatever that thing is called. 8 I hope you lose balance and fall

[dustybiker]

I have never thought this much about it. Other than sharing an oval seat a couple times I sit or throw up in an expected way.

[dustybiker]

I do like this question. Pretty funny.

[NathanDavis]

lololol

[Snsl153]

What the... hell? :D
There's only one way to use a toilet, and that's number one. The rest are just crazy.

[Espresso-Grande]

😂I can tell you've ran out of ideas for questions. 😂

Some of these positions are hilarious 😂

[SlothySlob]

I suggest you try 0.
It's very relaxing and exudes a type of security that you just can't find anywhere else.

[UniquelyBasic]

3 so I can use the back as a table for my comic books and chocolate milk

[exitseven]

This rreally made me laugh. I like 0. That has been my life experience.

[Mangospacho]

#5 and #6 look just like Sméagol.

[Anonymous]

Number 7 at home for comfort


Number 8 in public so I don’t have to put my legs on the gross toilet, just my feet

[Anonymous]

Depends how im feeling. 1 on normal days. 8 on stress days. 0 when I get bad grades. 3 when im excited about something. 4 when I plan on meeting someone.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I typically use position #9 but I use position #4 when I wanna get a little workout in

[Smashingdoozy]

Sometimes 8 sometimes 9 and 0

[Still-alive]

0, that one must be difficult :o

[Smashingdoozy]

@Still-alive if you flush as you go it just kinda ducks it ou

[dustybiker]

9 is best at three in the morning. Then you know you have mad skills. 😂

[dustybiker]

I meant 8! lol

[Aurora1010]

How the heck is 10 even a thing? 😂

[ChrisWaters]

3, 9 and 10 are hilarious to me.

[AviatorTom]

Numero uno is my position for doing numero dos.

[ArtemisSilver]

8 aka the Walmart patron

[Anonymous]

3. Just as Sir Harrington intended.

[Asker]

Good man. 👍

[Anonymous]

Is this serious?

[Asker]

yes. which position? i'm guessing you're a number 4.

[Opinion Owner]

I just sit on the toilet like a civilized human being who has indoor plumbing. I don’t squat over a hole in the floor or perch on the back of a toilet like a goddamn owl with diarrhea.

[Asker]

So a number 3 then.

[KrakenAttackin]

#5 looks dangerous!

[DevinAM]

None of the above.